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re: Weirdest/Sketchiest place you've ever yanked it
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:27 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:27 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Does she mind if you jerk it at all or if you happen to wake her up with said jerking?
I don't know, never been caught. That's part of the fun, though, who the frick knows what she's going to do?
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Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:28 pm to rbWarEagle
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I don't know, never been caught. That's part of the fun, though, who the frick knows what she's going to do?
Ah, the suspense!
If she's cool, she won't mind
Mine doesn't give a frick if I fap or watch porn. Makes life less stressful, believe me
Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:30 pm to TbirdSpur2010
She'd probably just laugh at me, honestly. Posted on 1/5/14 at 11:33 pm to rbWarEagle
Posted on 1/6/14 at 2:08 am to rbWarEagle
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Jerking it while your girlfriend is in bed with you sleeping is also a little anxiety producing game I indulge in, occasionally
I knew I couldn't be alone
One of my homies was beating it in the bathroom when his wife came home early and walked in on him mid stroke. She freaked out, and he pulled the reverse psychology move. Started screaming at her, "Are you happy now, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW" She was mind fricked, and felt guilty.. He finished, walked out and gave her the cold shoulder the rest of the night like she did something wrong
Posted on 1/6/14 at 2:49 am to rbWarEagle
So in between the periscopes while going through the suez canal. Shot it off into the canal. There were 2 dudes about 5 feet from me that had no clue and all 3 of us had some classy Havana half churchills burning.
thoughts and prayers for my possible children I drowned.......
thoughts and prayers for my possible children I drowned.......Posted on 1/6/14 at 2:55 am to TbirdSpur2010
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Mine doesn't give a frick if I fap or watch porn. Makes life less stressful, believe me
LoL my ex wife did, so she made me several DvD's of her and her attempts at porn acting (not much difference). However when she got knocked up by someone while I was deployed those DvD's hit the community stash on the boat.
Posted on 1/6/14 at 3:09 am to PowerTool
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Don't know why you even mentioned it. 5 is nothing.
I've jerked it 12 times since this thread started.
Posted on 1/6/14 at 3:20 am to trickydick12
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she made me several DvD's of her and her attempts at porn acting (not much difference).
Nice
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she got knocked up by someone while I was deployed
That's fricked up
Posted on 1/6/14 at 11:36 am to TbirdSpur2010
Jerked it in a parking lot...nbd
Posted on 1/6/14 at 11:57 am to rbWarEagle
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Highway for me. If you haven't roadjerked it, you haven't lived.
in the bathroom.
not because the bathroom was weird. but because my wife was in the next room, knowing good and well what was going on and encouraged it.
After a vasectomy you need to get off about 10 times to get the swimmers out of the system. The doctor says this all needs to happen in a month. Well i convinced him to up it a bit and/or I lied for my benefit (brocode) and we were only at about 15 the day before and she was under the impression we needed to hit 20. We got to about 18 day of the follow up and she said "screw it, light some candles, play some music and do the rest yourself."
Obviously we were past the point we needed to be but I didn't want to out myself.
Posted on 1/6/14 at 12:08 pm to TbirdSpur2010
I just realized yesterday that I can't masturbate without porn anymore. I am like a trained animal. I was in the shower...couldn't do it. I got out of the shower and grabbed the phone, could suddenly wank again without even having porn on the phone. Just holding the phone.
I have ruined my temple.
I have ruined my temple.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 10:09 am to rbWarEagle
The winner of this thread should change his user name to Harry Palmz, unless that's already taken.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 1:04 pm to rbWarEagle
Church bathroom and airplane. Interstate as well 
Posted on 1/7/14 at 1:23 pm to tiger perry
Between 2 Deuce and half's while on guard duty in the motor pool at Camp Shelby, MS. Had to do something to stay awake.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 1:40 pm to rbWarEagle
Wife's parent's bedroom, a month or two after we got married.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 1:47 pm to InfantryDawg
boy scout showerhouse in the 6th grade
Posted on 1/7/14 at 2:23 pm to robyman
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Wife's parent's bedroom, a month or two after we got married.
you were doing it wrong.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 3:29 pm to 3nOut
This thread is oddly inspiring.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 4:02 pm to rbWarEagle
Every country I have ever visited.
Mexico (high school mission trip)
Italy
Spain
France
Czech Republic
Germany
Belgium
Ireland
Scotland
England
Jamaica (Honeymoon, had to keep the trend going)
Norway
Also did it on the interstate one time.
Mexico (high school mission trip)
Italy
Spain
France
Czech Republic
Germany
Belgium
Ireland
Scotland
England
Jamaica (Honeymoon, had to keep the trend going)
Norway
Also did it on the interstate one time.
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