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Posted on 11/16/19 at 10:21 am to
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 11/16/19 at 10:21 am to
Off subject but I didn’t feel like starting another thread. I have been sleeping like a baby since time change. I slept 9 hours last night! Am I part bear? Roaaaawwwwwrrrr... maybe so???
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 11/21/19 at 8:41 pm to
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Rural Tennesseans barely have any teeth. It kind of makes me sad. The stereotypes about people being toothless here are sadly true.


What’s the problem? Toothless women give the best head.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90460 posts
Posted on 11/22/19 at 8:22 am to
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Cocaine


You missed out.

However there is no such thing as only trying cocaine once.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 11/22/19 at 8:25 am to
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Off subject but I didn’t feel like starting another thread. I have been sleeping like a baby since time change. I slept 9 hours last night! Am I part bear? Roaaaawwwwwrrrr... maybe so???


We actually sleep better when it is a bit chilly. Maybe it is some long lost evolutionary advantage from the Ice Ages... "Hmm, its cold AF out there. I'll stay asleep and conserve energy as much as possible."

Of course some people take it to the extreme. Ben Franklin would move to a new bed every time he woke up during the evening.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90460 posts
Posted on 11/22/19 at 8:28 am to
Now that I’m trying to think about something unseemly I’ve never tried that wanted to, I’ve realized I’ve done it all and kinda feel bad.

Hookers
Threesomes
Unethical business practices/blackmail/fraud
Numerous fights
Loan sharking
Extortion
Successfully ran from cops in a tuned up z71
Smoked weed, snorted coke, accidentally did meth once thinking it was coke, pain pills, ecstasy, shrooms, benzos.

Never done acid, heroin, crack. So I’ll go with acid, always wanted to try that
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 11/22/19 at 6:47 pm to
You could do 2 of these things tonight.

And could probably find a “Pursy’s beer, ice, bread, milk, and all night video tape rental” in some coonass backwater.

Sounds like a fun weekend.
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