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Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 11/11/19 at 10:10 am to
Hitting a woman...















I mean what
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 11/11/19 at 10:28 am to
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This post was edited on 11/11/19 at 10:32 am
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 11/11/19 at 11:01 am to
quote:

Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...

things you wish you’d tried once but never have...

piggilicious



Piggilicious is a lady and a Southern Belle!
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 5:11 pm to
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Proud to say I've never been in a fight.


One day some little dude is going to pick a fight with you, and bc he's little you'll think you can handle him easy so you'll go for it. But bc you've never taken a punch to the face before, you're going to hesitate when that little man throws that first swing at you, and that split second of hesitation is all it's going to take for that little man to knock your arse out.

Congratulations, you just got your arse kicked by a 5'6" guy all bc you were too big of a pussy to get into fights when you were going like a normal boy. Hope you're happy now
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 6:35 pm to
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you just got your arse kicked by a 5'6" guy
I'm only 5'8". 5'6" isn't that small to me.

quote:

One day some little dude is going to pick a fight with you,
He's going to have to run faster than I can.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 6:42 pm to
Oh c'mon bro, it's not even that bad.

I'm a firm believer that every man should take at least one good punch to the face at some point in their life. Even better if you take a full on arse beating. The world would be a much better place.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 6:52 pm to
Why would I want to resort to trashy behavior like that? What good would getting hit in the face do?
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 7:08 pm to
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I'm a firm believer that every man should take at least one good punch to the face at some point in their life. Even better if you take a full on arse beating. The world would be a much better place.

Yea I got that
When I was a child from my father
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 7:16 pm to
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What good would getting hit in the face do?


A lot of good
This post was edited on 11/11/19 at 7:23 pm
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 7:16 pm to
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A lot good
Such as...?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 7:19 pm to
For one you'd learn when to stfu and quit asking so many damn questions
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 7:33 pm to
Ah, whenever you don't have an answer, threaten physical harm. Is that your philosophy? Mighty trashy of you.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 8:05 pm to
See dude, this is exactly the kind of shite I'm talking about

Posted by ExtraSpecial
Music City
Member since Dec 2018
2128 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 9:19 pm to
But you were sucking dicks under the promenade
Posted by ExtraSpecial
Music City
Member since Dec 2018
2128 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 9:32 pm to
quote:

I'm a firm believer that every man should take at least one good punch to the face at some point in their life. Even better if you take a full on arse beating. The world would be a much better place.


Guarantee pussyboy makeup wearing Trump never has been punched in his entire life. A shame.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 9:42 pm to
He has a doctor's note to excuse him from fights because of bone spurs
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18190 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 10:03 pm to
I dated a girl in college who always drunkenly suggested we get her roommate involved. Never did it.

Likely just as well, not sure I have it in me to disappoint two women at the same time.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18043 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 10:21 pm to
Haha
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
10924 posts
Posted on 11/12/19 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

What good would getting hit in the face do?
A whole lot if done right.

Mine was with the local bully. Finally after way too much I decked him, jumped on top and was wailing away. Until his buddy appeared to pull me off, then the tables were turned with him on top punching me. Right then and there I learned that it wasn't that much fun punching him, and even less fun the other way around (. . . Suddenly all them skirmishes with my brothers were well worth it).
Posted by ExtraSpecial
Music City
Member since Dec 2018
2128 posts
Posted on 11/12/19 at 10:33 pm to
Sometimes I wonder what it's like to bang a hot fat chick. Never brought myself to do it
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