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Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...

Posted on 11/8/19 at 8:45 pm
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 8:45 pm
Cocaine

Got into a fight - a real one with punches and such

Knocked off all the movie boxes at a video store

This post was edited on 11/8/19 at 8:48 pm
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18878 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 9:21 pm to
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Cocaine

is a serious drug

Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132141 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 9:31 pm to
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Got into a fight - a real one with punches and such

Knocked off all the movie boxes at a video store

give us the details
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
13870 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 9:37 pm to
I've never gotten a blowjob from a hooker.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 9:42 pm to
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Got into a fight - a real one with punches and such
Proud to say I've never been in a fight.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5694 posts
Posted on 11/9/19 at 12:07 am to
Melissa Ballard in 1993. Long story and I’m drunk.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25155 posts
Posted on 11/9/19 at 8:00 am to
Things I have never tried but wish I had?

At this point it is pretty well down to being millionaire.

What can I say? When temptation knocks it would be rude to not open the door.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 11/9/19 at 8:07 am to
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Proud to say I've never been in a fight.


The unsassy me is too but the sassy version wishes just once, maybe if I had once I’d have learned a valuable life lesson. The funny thing is, I went to a high school basketball game last night and despised the visitor fans- loud and obnoxious, a few even got a warning from the refs which is what brought the fight thing to mind. My base self fantasized about punching them in the nose.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 11/9/19 at 8:11 am to
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At this point it is pretty well down to being millionaire. What can I say? When temptation knocks it would be rude to not open the door.


I’ve had this idea for years and years, invent a tape gun that doesn’t make that horrible CCCCREEEERREEECCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH noise.

I have officially given you a lead on an invention for you to become a millionaire. Remember me when you become majority owner of Scotch brand.
This post was edited on 11/9/19 at 8:14 am
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18037 posts
Posted on 11/9/19 at 8:18 am to
Never drank alcohol, I guess getting drunk would be interesting.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25155 posts
Posted on 11/9/19 at 8:19 am to
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I have officially given you a lead on an invention for you to become a millionaire. Remember me when you become majority owner of Scotch brand.


I'd be a good millionaire too. None of this hoarding my cash like Smaug the dragon.

I'd give money to my friends and family. I'd enjoy life. I'd hire a cargo plane to dump cow manure on the University of Texas campus. I'd have a good time with my money thank you!
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/9/19 at 10:17 am to
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Unseemly

quote:

Cocaine


There's only two kinds of people in this world. People who like cocaine, and people who haven't tried cocaine
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
18904 posts
Posted on 11/9/19 at 10:35 am to
I've never tried cocaine because I knew I'd like it and couldn't afford that type of addiction anyway.

I took a Black Molly once,I see how folks could get addicted to speed.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/9/19 at 10:41 am to
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couldn't afford that type of addiction anyway.


And that's exactly why most people don't have to worry about getting addicted. It's not like heroin or some where one little weekend binge of a gram or two is going to get you hooked. It's an easy one to try once and never look back, or to keep strictly to special occasions.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17242 posts
Posted on 11/9/19 at 6:40 pm to
Coke was $125.00 gram for fair snort. Reefer was $35.00 for a fat bag of good weed.

The coke was cost prohibitive. Good but not worth the difference in price.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54581 posts
Posted on 11/9/19 at 9:14 pm to
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I've never been in a fight.


Clearly not Scots Irish or Sicilian.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 11/9/19 at 10:52 pm to
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Clearly not Scots Irish

Only about ~10%.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71003 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 6:22 am to
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things you wish you’d tried once but never have...


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piggilicious
This post was edited on 11/10/19 at 6:23 am
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 6:08 pm to
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Coke was $125.00 gram for fair snort


Bro, you are getting ripped off BAD
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 6:14 am to
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I've never been in a fight.

Neither have I

Not trying to ruin my life and go to jail for assault and battery
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