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Posted on 11/13/19 at 7:10 am to ExtraSpecial
Posted on 11/13/19 at 7:10 am to ExtraSpecial
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hot fat chick
No such thing
Fat automatically makes them not hot
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Posted on 11/13/19 at 9:15 am to I Bleed Garnet
I disagree. There are some chunky girls with pretty faces who I would consider hot. I draw the line at obesity, but if the woman's attractive yet somewhat overweight, I'd hit it.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 9:21 am to piggilicious
DMT
Pick up some poop, put it in a paper bag, light it on fire and then ring the doorbell and run away.
Pick up some poop, put it in a paper bag, light it on fire and then ring the doorbell and run away.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:36 am to ExtraSpecial
Sorry Chunky not my thing
I’ve stayed this before
I’ll take the rails over curves
I’ve stayed this before
I’ll take the rails over curves
Posted on 11/13/19 at 11:15 am to I Bleed Garnet
quote:So no Sally Struthers for you.. sadly shes got your hook up for all the ladies you could possibly want that you can feed for 70 cents a day.
Sorry Chunky not my thing
I’ve stayed this before
I’ll take the rails over curves
Posted on 11/13/19 at 2:42 pm to LouisvilleKat
I cant believe this thread has gotten this far and not one of you spunk monkeys has said PIIHB. Thats the motto of this board, and I am willing to bet most have not. I mean whats not to love about getting shite on your dick?
Posted on 11/13/19 at 3:07 pm to Pavoloco83
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I cant believe this thread has gotten this far and not one of you spunk monkeys has said PIIHB. Thats the motto of this board, and I am willing to bet most have not. I mean whats not to love about getting shite on your dick?
I can safely say that this is not an unseemly thing I wish I had done.
Now you can take that as I've done this. Or you can take this as I have no desire to do this. Only I know the truth and have photographic evidence to back it up.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 4:42 pm to I Bleed Garnet
Everyone has their type. I like women a little on the thicker side, which is ironic because I'm tall and pretty thin. I don't mind skinny ladies, but my preference remains with curvy.
If there's no arse then I'm out.
The most important factors in (physical) attractiveness for me are 1. nice teeth, 2. good hygiene, 3. an attractive face and 4. Pretty hair. I look at those four things before proceeding. If any of them are missing, I'm not attracted to the lady. Period. I can compromise with other things. Not to toot my own horn, but I'm a fairly attractive guy so I set the bar pretty high. But Lord knows I'm 300 miles from perfect xD
I've fallen in love once before (no longer with the girl) and anything I wasn't particularly attracted to at first, I ended up loving and appreciating. "Perfect imperfections" are a real thing when you fall in love with someone.
If there's no arse then I'm out.
The most important factors in (physical) attractiveness for me are 1. nice teeth, 2. good hygiene, 3. an attractive face and 4. Pretty hair. I look at those four things before proceeding. If any of them are missing, I'm not attracted to the lady. Period. I can compromise with other things. Not to toot my own horn, but I'm a fairly attractive guy so I set the bar pretty high. But Lord knows I'm 300 miles from perfect xD
I've fallen in love once before (no longer with the girl) and anything I wasn't particularly attracted to at first, I ended up loving and appreciating. "Perfect imperfections" are a real thing when you fall in love with someone.
This post was edited on 11/13/19 at 4:49 pm
Posted on 11/13/19 at 5:54 pm to ExtraSpecial
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1. nice teeth, 2. good hygiene,
Luckily for me that’s never been an issue
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:13 pm to I Bleed Garnet
Basically means I don't date trash. Trust me, there's plenty of that in rural areas down here. Face and body might be hot, but teeth are yellowed from smoking and those country types don't clean their crotches well. It's nasty.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:20 pm to ExtraSpecial
Yea not much of that here .But I know what you’re talking about
Ton of them in college. They didn’t last long
Ton of them in college. They didn’t last long
This post was edited on 11/13/19 at 10:24 pm
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:36 pm to I Bleed Garnet
Welcome to Tennessee: The more rural it is, the less teeth people have.
Rural Tennesseans barely have any teeth. It kind of makes me sad. The stereotypes about people being toothless here are sadly true.
Rural Tennesseans barely have any teeth. It kind of makes me sad. The stereotypes about people being toothless here are sadly true.
This post was edited on 11/13/19 at 10:37 pm
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:49 pm to ExtraSpecial
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Welcome to Tennessee: The more rural it is, the less teeth people have.
Rural Tennesseans barely have any teeth. It kind of makes me sad. The stereotypes about people being toothless here are sadly true.
Same can be said for NC and SC.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:53 pm to I Bleed Garnet
Glad it's not just us
Posted on 11/14/19 at 12:55 am to Pavoloco83
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Thats the motto of this board, and I am willing to bet most have not. I mean whats not to love about getting shite on your dick?
No one has mentioned it because it's been passe since 2008.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 6:47 am to ExtraSpecial
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Glad it's not just us
NC and SC actually have the highest % of mobile homes
Posted on 11/14/19 at 10:04 am to wmr
quote:Seriously. Apparently the kids these days are into eating arse not stuffing it.
No one has mentioned it because it's been passe since 2008.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 6:01 pm to Pavoloco83
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Thats the motto of this board, and I am willing to bet most have not.
Sorta like a deal breaker for me. Bitch gotta be willing to be take a rough one ever once in awhile.
I haven't seen anyone mention murder yet. Not saying I want to do that. I'm just surprised none of these other weirdos have mentioned it.
This post was edited on 11/14/19 at 6:40 pm
Posted on 11/15/19 at 10:48 am to LouisvilleKat
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Seriously. Apparently the kids these days are into eating arse not stuffing it.
You don’t eat arse bruh?
Posted on 11/16/19 at 8:32 am to ExtraSpecial
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It kind of makes me sad
Because you are judgmental and think you are better than a guy that happened to inherit bad teeth.
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