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I Bleed Garnet
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
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hot fat chick

No such thing

Fat automatically makes them not hot
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ExtraSpecial
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
I disagree. There are some chunky girls with pretty faces who I would consider hot. I draw the line at obesity, but if the woman's attractive yet somewhat overweight, I'd hit it.


yatesdog38
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
DMT

Pick up some poop, put it in a paper bag, light it on fire and then ring the doorbell and run away.


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I Bleed Garnet
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
Sorry Chunky not my thing

I’ve stayed this before
I’ll take the rails over curves


LouisvilleKat
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
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Sorry Chunky not my thing

I’ve stayed this before
I’ll take the rails over curves
So no Sally Struthers for you.. sadly shes got your hook up for all the ladies you could possibly want that you can feed for 70 cents a day.


Pavoloco83
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
I cant believe this thread has gotten this far and not one of you spunk monkeys has said PIIHB. Thats the motto of this board, and I am willing to bet most have not. I mean whats not to love about getting shite on your dick?


Arksulli
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
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I cant believe this thread has gotten this far and not one of you spunk monkeys has said PIIHB. Thats the motto of this board, and I am willing to bet most have not. I mean whats not to love about getting shite on your dick?




I can safely say that this is not an unseemly thing I wish I had done.

Now you can take that as I've done this. Or you can take this as I have no desire to do this. Only I know the truth and have photographic evidence to back it up.


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ExtraSpecial
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
Everyone has their type. I like women a little on the thicker side, which is ironic because I'm tall and pretty thin. I don't mind skinny ladies, but my preference remains with curvy.
If there's no arse then I'm out.

The most important factors in (physical) attractiveness for me are 1. nice teeth, 2. good hygiene, 3. an attractive face and 4. Pretty hair. I look at those four things before proceeding. If any of them are missing, I'm not attracted to the lady. Period. I can compromise with other things. Not to toot my own horn, but I'm a fairly attractive guy so I set the bar pretty high. But Lord knows I'm 300 miles from perfect xD

I've fallen in love once before (no longer with the girl) and anything I wasn't particularly attracted to at first, I ended up loving and appreciating. "Perfect imperfections" are a real thing when you fall in love with someone.
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I Bleed Garnet
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
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1. nice teeth, 2. good hygiene,

Luckily for me that’s never been an issue


ExtraSpecial
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
Basically means I don't date trash. Trust me, there's plenty of that in rural areas down here. Face and body might be hot, but teeth are yellowed from smoking and those country types don't clean their crotches well. It's nasty.


I Bleed Garnet
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
Yea not much of that here .But I know what you’re talking about
Ton of them in college. They didn’t last long
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ExtraSpecial
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
Welcome to Tennessee: The more rural it is, the less teeth people have.

Rural Tennesseans barely have any teeth. It kind of makes me sad. The stereotypes about people being toothless here are sadly true.
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I Bleed Garnet
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
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Welcome to Tennessee: The more rural it is, the less teeth people have.

Rural Tennesseans barely have any teeth. It kind of makes me sad. The stereotypes about people being toothless here are sadly true.

Same can be said for NC and SC.


ExtraSpecial
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
Glad it's not just us


wmr
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
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Thats the motto of this board, and I am willing to bet most have not. I mean whats not to love about getting shite on your dick?

No one has mentioned it because it's been passe since 2008.


I Bleed Garnet
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
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Glad it's not just us

NC and SC actually have the highest % of mobile homes


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LouisvilleKat
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
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No one has mentioned it because it's been passe since 2008.
Seriously. Apparently the kids these days are into eating arse not stuffing it.



BoarEd
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
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Thats the motto of this board, and I am willing to bet most have not.


Sorta like a deal breaker for me. Bitch gotta be willing to be take a rough one ever once in awhile.

I haven't seen anyone mention murder yet. Not saying I want to do that. I'm just surprised none of these other weirdos have mentioned it.
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I Bleed Garnet
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
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Seriously. Apparently the kids these days are into eating arse not stuffing it.

You don’t eat arse bruh?


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Commander Data
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re: Unseemly things you wish you’d tried once but never have...
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It kind of makes me sad


Because you are judgmental and think you are better than a guy that happened to inherit bad teeth.


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