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re: The SECr asks Omegle the questions we all want to know the answer to

Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:12 pm to
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:12 pm to
You: Is Saban really the devil? If so, will Holy Water work?

Stranger: Yes but it takes about a gallon


What an odd site.

Thanks GC
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70972 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:22 pm to
I decided to be in the convo instead of asking a question..clearly I'm "you"



quote:

I'm gay and I has a crush on a bi curious guy. He's 15 and I'm 14. We hardly talk now and I miss him a lot and I feel like annoy him. Help me please?


Stranger: Get back in touch with him


You: rape is the only option


Stranger: Don't be too over bearing of course, but just talk


Stranger: And really, rape isn't even remotely funny.


Stranger: and it is /not/ an option


Stranger: ever


Stranger: but, if it doesn't work, then it doesn't work


You: never ever?


You: not even once?


Stranger: People come and go, as sad as it is.


Stranger: No


You: What if it's just a struggle snuggle?


Stranger: That's essentially the equivilant of slashing someone on the face with a knife.


Stranger: Yeah, they'll heal


You: wut


Stranger: but that scar will always be there
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
Member since Jan 2009
25607 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:23 pm to
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37941 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:25 pm to
Everyone there is so serious. They're so damn easy to frick with.



Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:26 pm to
Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
19147 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:27 pm to
There's a whole lot of creepin teenagers on that site as well. Every other question is "kik me at _____" whatever the frick that means
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70972 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:28 pm to
Yea one person said to kik them dick pics so I just typed
quote:

8=================D

Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:31 pm to
Oh I bet that site is predator heaven.
Posted by belsu
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2006
55 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:35 pm to
I have never posted on here, and I haven't posted on the OT on tiger rant in forever, but this thread has me cracking up!
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37941 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:37 pm to
fricking rubes


Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:43 pm to
You: My Armadillos aren't trying to make baby armadillos. Is it homophobic to run them over with my truck?
Stranger has disconnected.



I guess there has to be some believability.
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 11:44 pm
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45196 posts
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:01 am to
quote:

Question to discuss:
LSU and Texas A&M. who wins?

Stranger 1: Bane

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 2: then when he's done with them, society wins

Stranger 2 has disconnected
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45196 posts
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:03 am to
quote:

I have never posted on here, and I haven't posted on the OT on tiger rant in forever, but this thread has me cracking up!


This thread was secretly the "Get belsu To Start Posting Again" thread. We were all in on it and it worked. Good work guys, you can stop posting now.

/thread
Posted by asphinctersayswhat
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
3360 posts
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:03 am to
Do you crop dust people in public places?
Stranger 1: sometimes
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: when im feeling sad
Stranger 2: with powdered cum
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45196 posts
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:04 am to
lulz
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10205 posts
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:06 am to


I'm 26. I still panicked and quit out.
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45196 posts
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:07 am to


I hope that was a clever troll.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:09 am to
Yep, predator heaven....but still.....
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:09 am to

Stranger: hey asl


You: 14/f/ca


Stranger has disconnected.
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10205 posts
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:10 am to
quote:

I hope that was a clever troll.


It actually popped up after he typed. Meaning it popped up above his typed message after he typed.

I'm disappointed in myself for failing to troll the perfect situation, but honestly, that creeped me the frick out.
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