re: The SECr asks Omegle the questions we all want to know the answer to

Might be a monitoring device required by law that sends out that info from host (stranger) computer. Dunno

Katheerinee probably has a 10" dong.

Question to discuss:
Why don't women have penises too?


1 because what's the fun in that

2 because they have a vagina.

1 and some do

2 then they would just frick eachother and no men would be needed.
....yeah, shemales are a real thing...
oddly about as common as red heads...

1 really?

2 yeah.

1 maybe they are just really good secret keepers

2 birth rates for people with 'ambiguous genitalia' are about the same as red haired people.
which just means they have both... generally.

1 generally?
what else could it mean?

2 there are some women with no vagina.
real thing.

1 that would be really weird!
never heard of that before

2 I don't think they have much of a sex drive... for obvious reasons.

1 yeah, it would make sense

2 so you wouldn't really hear about it.
.....porn of the person who has no sex drive or sexual organs isn't really a good selling point.
kind of the opposite.

1 I mean, I guess if you wanted to be successful you wouldn't make it, but whatever, lol

2 I also doubt they would marry anyone for obvious reasons.

1 It would make a good spoof porn
if the person was willing that is

2 and now we will sex her a-hole because she doesn't have a vagina!..... "ow that hurts" and since she has no sex drive or sexual organs it doesn't even feel that good...... this porno is going to fail so hard...

1 hahahaha! I meant more along the lines of the guy taking off her underwear and then is like O.o

2 yeah.

1 would she have to wear pants in public?

2 yes, I'd assume.
just because people like clothes.
also butts.

1 what about the issue of urination?

2 hole in front.

1 oh so there is still a hole
not just a Barbie doll effect

2 the urethra is different than the vaginal hole, though.
so yeaaaah.
not quite barbie doll.

1 I assumed there was nothing, my bad

2 still gotta live, gotta piss.
piss, shite, eat. these are needed to live.

1 yeah

2 or to food anyway.
...anal feels good for men because it stimulates the prostate...

1 mhmm

2 for the female it stimulates the prostate and the back of the vaginal wall.

1 interesting
you seem to know a lot about this

2 I know many odd things.
sexual and non-sexual.

1 I would like to have you on a trivia show!

2 no you wouldn't.

1 not good at trivia?

2 depends on the subjects.

1 what are some weird things you know?

2 the male pig orgasms for 30 minutes straight.

1 geez!

2 bed bugs have knife dicks, and the female praying mantis only eats the male praying mantis when mating if she is hungry, scientists once thought she always ate the male when mating with him.
seriously bed bugs just frick a new hole into the female.

1 I thought she ate him so that he wouldn't eat the eggs, and that is scary!


You have disconnected.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Clemson Tigers or South Carolina Gameocks?
Stranger 1: GO COCKS
Stranger 1: frick CLEMSOn
Stranger 2: lolololo
Stranger 1: WOOO
Stranger 2: Who thought to use "gamecock"?
Stranger 1: Im from THE UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA
Stranger 2: I know it's rooster... or chicken.
Stranger 1: Its a GAMECOCK
Stranger 2: But I can only imagine shooting that at a game.
Stranger 2: GOOOO COCKS
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 1: we get wild
Stranger 2: or saying
Stranger 2: I LIKE COCKS
Stranger 1: I say it all the time
Stranger 1: I have a shirt
Stranger 1: that says
Stranger 1: I love cocks
Stranger 2: ahahahahhaha
Stranger 1: and Cockfest
Stranger 1: I love cockfest
Stranger 1: Its a real event
Stranger 2: Is your state anti-homo marriage?
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: Please... Please say yes.
Stranger 1: Probably
Stranger 1: Yes
Stranger 2: It'd be fricking hilarious.
Stranger 1: South Carolina
Stranger 2: ahahahaa
Stranger 1: Clemson is in south carolina too
Stranger 1: They're pussies
Stranger 1: the funny thing
Stranger 1: is the other USC
Stranger 1: in california
Stranger 1: is the Trojans
Stranger 1: We're cocks
Stranger 1: and they're trojans
Stranger 2: And?
Stranger 1: trojans
Stranger 1: like the condom
Stranger 2: Ooh. Yeah, I see now.
Stranger 1: Lol
Stranger 1: anyways OP
Stranger 2: I thought someone was going to get history wrong for a sec.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Is Missouri a Southern state?
Stranger 2: yup
Stranger 2: no wait
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: I am feeling missouri from reading this question
Stranger 2: like you wanna go thre feeling it?
Stranger 1: No like
Stranger 1: MISSOURI
Stranger 1: Like
Stranger 1: MISERY
Stranger 1: GET IT
Stranger 1: LAUGH
Stranger 2: lmfao
Stranger 1: Finally
Stranger 1: I win
Stranger 2: yea that wasnt bad
Stranger 2: i just smoked im out of it sorry
Stranger 1: Im afraid that if i snoke weed things might start making too much sense again
Stranger 1: I can't have that shite
Stranger 2: it does have a tendancy to do that
Stranger 2: opens up the third eye
Stranger 1: The anus
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: I knew it
Stranger 2: that too!!!
Stranger 1: I do have to shite alot
Stranger 2: girls get super horny when they smoke
Stranger 1: I never could find a girl who smoked weed
Stranger 2: where i come from everyone smokes weed
Stranger 1: Colorado
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 2: southern cali
Stranger 1: AH yeah
Stranger 1: People do here
Stranger 2: we dont have those hippy chicks like in colorado
Stranger 1: Its just
Stranger 2: we got real girl smokers who are hot as fuk
Stranger 1: i think the high elevation changes the game
Stranger 2: the mountains are cool, dont get me wrong
Stranger 2: and i love colorado
Stranger 2: but so cal has it all
Stranger 2: everything you ever want
Stranger 1: I live in utah
Stranger 1: So i don't even fricking know which way is up
Stranger 1: Its like iving in the twilight zone
Stranger 2: yeah im sorry for ya
Stranger 1: count your stars dude
Stranger 2: i know how lucky i am
Stranger 2: trust me
Stranger 2: beach all day
Stranger 2: doesnt get any better
Stranger 1: Yeah
Stranger 1: I plan on moving there someday
Stranger 1: or atleast to euroup
Stranger 1: I can't stand this conservative bullshite anymore
Stranger 1: Its tearing my sanity away from me
Stranger 2: yeat utah is a beautiful state but the people, the culture, yikes!
Stranger 2: you need to get out
Stranger 2: you may end up back one
Stranger 2: day
Stranger 2: but you need to get out and explore
Stranger 1: Only come here if you have people from back home
Stranger 1: There your only lifeline
Stranger 2: yeah i can imagine
Stranger 2: you should come to socal man, live in a beach community, cheap little apartment, make it happen
Stranger 1: Most of my freinds are online
Stranger 1: Its a sad reality
Stranger 2: yeah at least you got online though
Stranger 2: the generations before you , man, nothing
Stranger 1: Yeah dude
Stranger 1: Im feeling that special kind of urgentcy to move
Stranger 2: how old are you
Stranger 1: What with being a **** and all
Stranger 1: im 19
Stranger 2: yeah nothing stopping you now
Stranger 1: Except my own shortcomings lol
Stranger 2: yeah it aint easy as it sounds
Stranger 1: Thats for sure
Stranger 1: Alright thats for talking
Stranger 1: I gotta go take some excedrine
Stranger 2: good luck
Stranger 2: ha
Stranger 2 has disconnected

All that from asking if Missouri is Southern or not. But if you actually take the time to read it, its crazy how people can take things for granted. This poor little 19 year old thinks Utah is some shite place when really he probably lives better off than 95% of the world's population. Blames conservatism.