Started By
Message

re: The SECr asks Omegle the questions we all want to know the answer to

Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:30 pm to
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70948 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:30 pm to
Is it supposed to let me type something while they're discussing? Because I can't
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70948 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:40 pm to
frick, this is a great thread yet this board is terrible
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37929 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:44 pm to
Question to discuss:
Can cats be used as sex toys? I can't afford a dildo right now and my sister's cat just had kittens.


yup
go for it


Yes
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70948 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:49 pm to


What's the best and worst thing about people from the south?


Stranger 1: welll


Stranger 1: they are nice


Stranger 2: Accents


Stranger 2: I hate country music


Stranger 1: but they are stupid and mostly republican


Stranger 1: me too


Stranger 2: And that's just stereotypical me


Stranger 1: i live in the south :D


Stranger 2: LMFAO damn dude I'm sorry


Stranger 1: im a girl but yeah it really sucks being a liberal lesbian
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37929 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:58 pm to
Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
19111 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:59 pm to
That was you?

I'm the one who said "interesting thoughts" and disconnected
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70948 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:00 pm to


What is the worst thing you'd do for a Klondike bar?


Stranger 2: frick a shemale hooker


Stranger 1: screw a guy those things are delicious


Stranger 2: Well actually I'd give a billion Klondike bars to do that


Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37929 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:00 pm to
It's a question that has always irked me
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45172 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:02 pm to
I'm not my laptop anymore. Somebody ask "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70948 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:07 pm to
quote:


Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


Stranger 1: what cha gonna do with all that junk


Stranger 2 has disconnected



eta



quote:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


Stranger 1: black tits

This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 10:09 pm
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45172 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:11 pm to
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70948 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:18 pm to
quote:



You did what in who's backyard?!


Stranger 1: swim


Stranger 1: in a pool


Stranger 2: spurting hot ribbons of cum


Stranger 1: that is my type of party
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37929 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:26 pm to
I swear this joke was an original thought of mine. Not sure if anyone else has ever thought of it too.





Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70948 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:29 pm to
Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
19111 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:30 pm to
Blue turned out to be a female. I'm shocked
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37929 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:34 pm to
I've posted it again several times over there but apparently the joke is too deep. No one else is getting it.
Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
19111 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

Question to discuss:
Is UKWildcatsfan a homo
Stranger 2: ....
Stranger 2: wtf?
Stranger 2: he sounds english
Stranger 1: I refuse to answer this question.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70948 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:39 pm to
quote:



Should I put it in my gf's butt tonight?


Stranger 2: yes


Stranger 1: Depends.


Stranger 2: only if its clean


Stranger 2: but remember, go in dry

Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
19111 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:44 pm to
I sense there's a LOT of foreigners on that site. British people love stupid shite like that
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37929 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:46 pm to
Yeah some dude was saying he was from Norway
first pageprev pagePage 3 of 6Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on Twitter and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter