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Reese Witherspoon arrested in Georgia
Posted on 4/21/13 at 8:04 pm
Posted on 4/21/13 at 8:04 pm
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A Georgia State Police incident report says that Witherspoon was arrested early Friday and charged with disorderly conduct.
The report says a state trooper observed that a car driven by Witherspoon's husband, James Toth, was failing to stay in its lane. The officer writes that Witherspoon disobeyed multiple orders to stay in the car while he performed a field sobriety test on Toth. After she refused to return the car, she was handcuffed and arrested.
The officer says that Witherspoon asked him "Do you know who I am?"
Toth was charged with driving under the influence.
This post was edited on 4/21/13 at 8:07 pm
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Posted on 4/21/13 at 8:11 pm to Alahunter
LOL, frick you Reese, your movies are terrible.
Posted on 4/21/13 at 8:13 pm to Alahunter
Did she stab them with her chin?
Posted on 4/21/13 at 8:13 pm to Alahunter
Posted on 4/21/13 at 8:37 pm to Alahunter
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The officer says that Witherspoon asked him "Do you know who I am?"
That's never good.
I would just say: "Hey, I realize you don't recognize me because I look like shite tonight, but I am actually Reese Witherspoon. You may have seen me in Election. Here is my license to prove it. Now, if you can see it in your heart to let this all slide I will give you a handy in your squad car and let you touch my breast."
No officer says no to that (they all get pissy when you say "do you know who I am (i.e., I am someone who will never give you a handy).
Posted on 4/21/13 at 8:41 pm to Alahunter
I'd ruin the Walk the Line Witherspoon 
Posted on 4/21/13 at 8:45 pm to Alahunter
I don't understand why celebrities drive drunk. There is absolutely no reason for it (although there is no reason for anyone to do it). That being said I'm surprised she would do this. She's always seemed pretty level headed.
Posted on 4/21/13 at 8:54 pm to UMTigerRebel
Vegan whore
Posted on 4/21/13 at 8:54 pm to Alahunter
She's still a smoke show.
Posted on 4/21/13 at 8:55 pm to TeLeFaWx
Like she uses tricks to appear hotter than she is?
Posted on 4/21/13 at 9:51 pm to Alahunter
Serves her right for what she did to Ryan Phillipe?
Posted on 4/21/13 at 9:55 pm to crispyUGA
She's got a sweet little place on the old peninsula in Charleston.
Wonder what she was doing slumming down in Jaw Jah? Serves the little tramp right.
Wonder what she was doing slumming down in Jaw Jah? Serves the little tramp right.
Posted on 4/21/13 at 9:58 pm to scrooster
She's from Tennersee...ain't shite to do aside from Meth, so you gotta head to Atlanta.
Posted on 4/21/13 at 10:09 pm to crispyUGA
Should have told the trooper about the bloodhound named "Bear".
Posted on 4/21/13 at 10:17 pm to Stonehog
She made that one good movie.... where she showed her boobs.
Wait never mind. That was somebody else.
Wait never mind. That was somebody else.
Posted on 4/21/13 at 10:21 pm to 3nOut
Didn't she tongue Selma Blair? Or was that Buffy?
Posted on 4/21/13 at 10:29 pm to crispyUGA
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Buffy
Posted on 4/21/13 at 10:29 pm to crispyUGA
That was Buffy. Man I had a thing for Sarah Michell Gellar back in the day... and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
3 names apparently does it for me.
3 names apparently does it for me.
This post was edited on 4/21/13 at 10:30 pm
Posted on 4/21/13 at 10:33 pm to 3nOut
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Jennifer Love Hewitt.
So has Reese earned the coveted tPOS label?
Posted on 4/21/13 at 10:36 pm to 3nOut
The original buffy was the best. Hell, I was old enough to be her grandpappy when that movie came out and she made me think like a dirty old man.
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