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Prison: Has anyone been there as an inmate?
Posted on 8/28/15 at 9:30 am
Posted on 8/28/15 at 9:30 am
I've been guilty of many jailable crimes in my life like most people, and am just lucky to have never been caught.
so who here's had their hand slapped?
(thread stolen from the otl)
so who here's had their hand slapped?
(thread stolen from the otl)
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Posted on 8/28/15 at 9:57 am to Stacked
Uh huh
Posted on 8/28/15 at 10:10 am to Stacked
When I have teenagers they will live by one rule:
"Never break two laws at once."
Seems like everyone who really goes to jail (that isn't a murderer or a bank robber) breaks two laws at once. They have drugs in the car AND they speed. Or they get publicly intoxicated THEN drove. Or they embezzle money AND lied about it.
Living by the break one law at a time rule has kept me out of real jail (knock on wood). Been in a drunk tank plenty though.
"Never break two laws at once."
Seems like everyone who really goes to jail (that isn't a murderer or a bank robber) breaks two laws at once. They have drugs in the car AND they speed. Or they get publicly intoxicated THEN drove. Or they embezzle money AND lied about it.
Living by the break one law at a time rule has kept me out of real jail (knock on wood). Been in a drunk tank plenty though.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 10:22 am to Agforlife
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Uh huh
came in here to make sure you posted.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 10:24 am to Stacked
I only went to get free tattoos. The food was ok...a little bland.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 10:36 am to Robert Goulet
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I only went to get free tattoos. The food was ok...a little bland.
I only went there for the free secks.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 10:40 am to Numberwang
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I only went there for the free secks.
was your sister in there?
HEEEEEYYYYYY-OOOOOHHHH.
i welcome aggys are gay jokes at this point.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 10:42 am to Agforlife
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Uh huh
Go on...
Posted on 8/28/15 at 10:43 am to 3nOut
aggy r gay.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 11:04 am to Stacked
Went to prison for 53 days. Having a great lawyer surprisingly since it was a public defender (yay for being her fourth ever case and her trying to make a name for herself) and having a mental health record a mile long granted me all of 53 days + 2 years probation for aggravated assault.
Edit: fixed spelling of word. Damn typo.
Edit: fixed spelling of word. Damn typo.
This post was edited on 8/28/15 at 11:05 am
Posted on 8/28/15 at 11:21 am to The7Sins
Good lawyers are priceless.
But they'll come up with one.
But they'll come up with one.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 11:52 am to Stacked
Spent three days in the Mat-Su Pretrial facility in Palmer, Ak and one day in the old 6th Avenue facility in Anchorage. I absolutely hated it. Some people were at home there.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 1:08 pm to Stacked
Never been to prison, but been to jail for 4 days
Posted on 8/28/15 at 1:16 pm to Stacked
Every Tennessee fan has been a prison bitch to Florida for a decade now
Posted on 8/28/15 at 1:22 pm to Stacked
Thankfully, no. Mainly because my parents would've killed me for even thinking about breaking the law, not because I'm a good guy at heart 
Posted on 8/28/15 at 1:25 pm to Stacked
I've been to prison.
*for a class field trip
*for a class field trip
Posted on 8/28/15 at 1:25 pm to Stacked
Sentenced to a weekend in jail, because the judge wanted to teach me a "lesson" in college.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 1:41 pm to Kamikaze25
Spent about 48 hours in the Arlington Co. (VA) jail. That was enough for me......
Posted on 8/28/15 at 2:07 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Thankfully, no. Mainly because my parents would've killed me for even thinking about breaking the law, not because I'm a good guy at heart
same here. my dad said he flat out would not ever post bail for me under any circumstances in HS or college.
fortunately i was a prudish baptist kid in both and let loose a little later in life when i was smart enough to make good decisions.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 2:33 pm to 3nOut
prison, definitely not.
Did have to spend some time in genpop in Athens Clark County jail though.
Did have to spend some time in genpop in Athens Clark County jail though.
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