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Posted on 4/17/14 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 4/17/14 at 9:30 pm
As the title says
My iPhone is never within arms reach of me when its charging.
I forgot to put the new bottle of shampoo/body wash in the shower before I got in there this morning.
The credit card swiper on the vending machine is broke at work so I had to bum a dollar from someone.
My iPhone is never within arms reach of me when its charging.
I forgot to put the new bottle of shampoo/body wash in the shower before I got in there this morning.
The credit card swiper on the vending machine is broke at work so I had to bum a dollar from someone.
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Posted on 4/17/14 at 9:34 pm to mwlewis
I get that phantom vibration in my left leg constantly and my phone is never vibrating.
It's frustrating.
It's frustrating.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 9:34 pm to mwlewis
The country club is aerating the greens! Am I supposed to play public??
Posted on 4/17/14 at 9:39 pm to mwlewis
I don't think my oven is heating up to the temperature that I tell it to.
It's still too damned cold to lay out by the pool.
There's never anything on tv that I want to watch.
It's still too damned cold to lay out by the pool.
There's never anything on tv that I want to watch.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 9:41 pm to mwlewis
I always forget my phone when going to take a dump.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 9:42 pm to mwlewis
Porn doesn't work on my phone
Posted on 4/17/14 at 9:44 pm to Rebel Titan
That is a every world problem right there. Al Gore is disappointed.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 9:45 pm to mwlewis
Deciding on purchasing a new gun or bulk ammo each month is stressing.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 10:07 pm to mwlewis
-The remote always seems just out of reach while I'm laid out on the sofa. So, I normally just lay there and suffer through whatever is on the TV while I slowly drift into a Saturday afternoon catnap.
-My wife's car has satellite radio, including my favorite station, JamOn (heady tunes, brah), while my truck does not. Sometimes I just want to hear some Driving>Disco>Driving.
-My old laptop that I use solely for porn is running reeeeeally slow as of late and it is leading to some lagging/out-of-sync porn watching, which really just ruins it for me.
-My wife's car has satellite radio, including my favorite station, JamOn (heady tunes, brah), while my truck does not. Sometimes I just want to hear some Driving>Disco>Driving.
-My old laptop that I use solely for porn is running reeeeeally slow as of late and it is leading to some lagging/out-of-sync porn watching, which really just ruins it for me.
This post was edited on 4/17/14 at 10:08 pm
Posted on 4/17/14 at 10:10 pm to Mizzeaux
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I get that phantom vibration in my left leg constantly and my phone is never vibrating.
Same brah.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 10:11 pm to mwlewis
Finding canned sliced pears,in light syrup is almost impossible.
Posted on 4/17/14 at 10:16 pm to CatFan81
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It's still too damned cold to lay out by the pool.
This one's killing me. I'm way too pasty right now.
Posted on 4/18/14 at 8:10 am to mwlewis
Sometimes my internet gets slow and buffers too much on porn videos and it kills my fapping mood
Posted on 4/18/14 at 8:28 am to mwlewis
The TP at work is a little rougher than it needs to be.
Posted on 4/18/14 at 8:29 am to deltaland
I made an awesome sammich and had a bag of Zapps Dpicy Cajun Crawtaters set out to take for lunch today but walked out and forgot it so I guess I'll have to go out for lunch today.
Posted on 4/18/14 at 8:30 am to mwlewis
Kids have ADHD and meds dont work that great.
Posted on 4/18/14 at 8:34 am to mwlewis
I forgot my work iPad when I left home today, and had to go back and get it.
Posted on 4/18/14 at 8:37 am to Pavoloco83
It's hard for me to find the perfect water temperature while taking a shower.
Posted on 4/18/14 at 8:40 am to AU4real35
I also have left my rain jacket at work the past few days and its raining this morning so Ill get wet walking into work this morning.
Posted on 4/18/14 at 9:07 am to mwlewis
The pad on my laptop that serves as the mouse sometimes registers the heel of my palm and randomly highlights everything, and if I touch a key simultaneously it will delete whatever body of text I was writing.
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