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Pass some advice for your fellow Ranters here!
Posted on 5/14/24 at 11:51 am
Posted on 5/14/24 at 11:51 am
For the gentlemen on the site
Pick your keeper mate as the one with boobs the size and firmness of Kaiser rolls. While they may seem small now, when she hits middle age and beyond you will be the real winner
For the ladies on the site
Pick a man with a firm peen even if it is not the biggest. A dear friend commented the other day on this when observing "A quarter works a parking meter better that a large marshmallow". At my age firmness is a real plus.
Pick your keeper mate as the one with boobs the size and firmness of Kaiser rolls. While they may seem small now, when she hits middle age and beyond you will be the real winner
For the ladies on the site
Pick a man with a firm peen even if it is not the biggest. A dear friend commented the other day on this when observing "A quarter works a parking meter better that a large marshmallow". At my age firmness is a real plus.
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Posted on 5/14/24 at 3:18 pm to Cheese Grits
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Pick your keeper mate as the one with boobs the size and firmness of Kaiser rolls. While they may seem small now, when she hits middle age and beyond you will be the real winner
Posted on 5/14/24 at 7:37 pm to Cheese Grits
Strong advice from the Book of Cheese... so you know it's true. 
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:44 pm to Cheese Grits
Don't toss off in the shower using soap. It could cause Fornier's gangrene. Only use a hypoallergenic lubricant.
I know this because it was on a test I took once.
I know this because it was on a test I took once.
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:03 pm to Cheese Grits
Nothing good happens after midnight.
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:49 pm to pioneerbasketball
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Nothing good happens after midnight.
You kids today and your late nights. Our coach was more like nothing good happens after 9pm but streets rolled up by then in most cities. I think bars stayed open later, but not all night. No booze on Sundays meant a day of rest.
Posted on 5/19/24 at 1:09 pm to Cheese Grits
Beauty fades. Elegance is forever.
Posted on 5/19/24 at 3:04 pm to Cheese Grits
People you don't know will treat you mostly based on your appearance. If you look like a piece of shite, people are going to treat you like a piece of shite. If you look like someone who is respectable, people will give you respect.
Everyone's attitude towards you in life can change instantly.
Everyone's attitude towards you in life can change instantly.
Posted on 5/19/24 at 3:25 pm to 3down10
You get one chance to make a first impression.
Posted on 5/19/24 at 6:38 pm to Cheese Grits
Spend less than you make
Posted on 5/19/24 at 6:45 pm to Cheese Grits
Don't cull pussy
Posted on 5/19/24 at 11:22 pm to Armymann50
People who mind, don't matter, those that matter, don't mind.
Posted on 5/28/24 at 9:19 pm to DrDenim
Yep
Posted on 5/29/24 at 12:43 pm to Drydock
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Beauty fades. Elegance is forever.
:LSU kige:
Why you want a Sophie Newcombe or Vanderbilt wife!
Posted on 5/29/24 at 1:32 pm to Cheese Grits
If it Floats, Flies, or Fornicates?…
…it’s always better to rent.
…it’s always better to rent.
Posted on 6/2/24 at 2:50 pm to Cheese Grits
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your Sleeve.
In some places the only easy day was yesterday.
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your Sleeve.
In some places the only easy day was yesterday.
This post was edited on 6/2/24 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 6/2/24 at 2:52 pm to JEC119
Never stick your d!ck in crazy.
Posted on 6/2/24 at 3:55 pm to JEC119
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Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your Sleeve
I quit my job blowing leaves
Telephone bills up my sleeves
Choking like a one-man dust bowl
Oh, that is cold
Somebody put a flame-thrower on that…
Ohhh my goodness!!
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