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PhilipMarlowe sday the man from peter puffer land.


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Probably. Bunch of figs.

GMT

Posted by Armymann50 on 9/21/26 at 4:26 am
:GMT:
Today in History: September 21

46 BC
Julius Caesar celebrates first of four triumphal processions in Rome - over Gaul, Egypt, Pontus and Africa with leader of the Gauls Vercingetorix led in chains

454
In Italy, Aetius, the supreme army commander, is murdered in Ravenna by Valentinian III, the emperor of the West.

1327
Edward II of England is murdered by order of his wife.

1863
Union troops defeated at Chickamauga seek refuge in Chattanooga, Tennessee, which is then besieged by Confederate troops.

1915
Stonehenge is sold by auction for 6,600 pounds sterling ($11,500) to a Mr. Chubb, who buys it as a present for his wife. He presents it to the British nation three years later.

1937
J.R.R. Tolkien's fantasy novel The Hobbit is published.

1993
The Russian constitutional crisis of 1993 begins when Russian President Boris Yeltsin suspends parliament and invalidates the existing constitution.

1999
Earthquake in Taiwan kills more than 2,400, injures over 11,305, and causes $300 billion New Taiwan dollars ($10 billion in US dollars).

2003
Galileo space mission ends as the probe is sent into Jupiter's atmosphere where it is crushed.

2020
Canadian province of Quebec expands restrictions, declaring it is in a second COVID-19 wave as cases across the country average 1,000 a day

2024
Google signs a 20-year deal to buy power from the Three Mile nuclear power plant, the site of a nuclear accident in 1979

Today in History: Born on September 21
1866
H.G. Wells, science fiction writer whose works include The Time Machine, The Invisible Man and The War of the Worlds.

1950
Bill Murray, actor; won Emmy for his work on Saturday Night Live TV series; movies include Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, Lost in Translation.

1968
Faith Hill, Grammy Award-winning country pop singer ("Breathe").

1987
Ashley and Courtney Paris, twins who played in the Women's National Basketball Association, Ashley for the Los Angeles Sparks, Courtney for the Atlanta Dream.

JOTD
Procrastination is a lot like masturbation..


It feels nice at the time, but ultimately you’re just fricking yourself


re: GMT

Posted by Armymann50 on 9/19/26 at 5:52 am to
Geaux to hell ole miss

GMT- Go to Hell ole piss

Posted by Armymann50 on 9/19/26 at 4:17 am
:GMT:
Today in History: September 19
1356
In a landmark battle of the Hundred Years' War, English Prince Edward defeats the French at Poitiers.

1692
Giles Corey is pressed to death for standing mute and refusing to answer charges of witchcraft brought against him. He is the only person in America to have suffered this punishment.

1863
In Georgia, the two-day Battle of Chickamauga begins as Union troops under George Thomas clash with Confederates under Nathan Bedford Forrest.

1982
The first documented emoticons, :-) and :-(, posted on Carnegie Mellon University Bulletin Board System by Scott Fahlman.

1985
An earthquake kills thousands in Mexico City.

1991
German hikers near the Austria-Italy border discover the naturally preserved mummy of a man from about 3,300 BC; Europe's oldest natural human mummy, he is dubbed Otzi the Iceman because his lower half was encased in ice.

2006
Military coup in Bangkok, revokes Thailand's constitution and establishes martial law.

2017
US President Donald Trump addresses the United Nations vowing to “totally destroy North Korea” if threatens the US

2020
US President Donald Trump vows to swear in a new Supreme Court judge, despite the election being only 45 days away

2022
Scientists discover site of the Amazon's tallest tree, an angelim vermelho at 88.5 meters (290 feet) tall and 9.9 meters (32 feet) wide, Iratapuru River Nature Reserve, northern Brazil

2025
US military carries out third lethal strike in international waters of suspected drug smuggling vessel, killing three people

Today in History: Born on September 19

1928
Adam West, actor (Batman in campy Batman TV series).

1949
Twiggy, model known for her thin build and androgynous look .

1949
Barry Scheck, co-founder of Innocence Project dedicated to using DNA testing to exonerate wrongly convicted people.

1950
Joan Lunden, journalist, author, co-host of ABC's Good Morning America for 17 years (1980–1997).

1964
Trisha Yearwood, Grammy and Country Music Association award-winning singer-songwriter ("How Do I Live"), actress (JAG TV series recurring role).

1974
Jimmy Fallon, actor, comedian, musician, TV host (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon; currently scheduled to replace Jay Leno as host of The Tonight Show in 2014).

JOTD
Some idiot threw a bottle of Omega-3 pills at me!!!!!
Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.


re: GMT

Posted by Armymann50 on 9/18/26 at 10:34 pm to
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Texas Tech (2-0) - F
yes

re: GMT

Posted by Armymann50 on 9/17/26 at 10:57 am to
this ones gotta be worth a dollar


supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

re: GMT

Posted by Armymann50 on 9/17/26 at 10:39 am to
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Delerium Tremens


you and your 50 words

re: GMT

Posted by Armymann50 on 9/17/26 at 9:49 am to
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shake a leg




GMT

Posted by Armymann50 on 9/17/26 at 4:03 am
:GMT:
Today in History: September 17

1394

Jews are expelled from France by order of King Charles VI

1787
The Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia approves the constitution for the United States of America.

1796
President George Washington delivers his "Farewell Address" to Congress before concluding his second term in office.

1862
The Battle of Antietam in Maryland, the bloodiest day in U.S. history, commences. Fighting in the corn field, Bloody Lane and Burnside's Bridge rages all day as the Union and Confederate armies suffer a combined 26,293 casualties.

1868
The Battle of Beecher's Island begins, in which Major George "Sandy" Forsyth and 50 volunteers hold off 500 Sioux and Cheyenne in eastern Colorado.

1944
British airborne troops parachute into Holland to capture the Arnhem bridge as part of Operation Market-Garden. The plan called for the airborne troops to be relieved by British troops, but they were left stranded and eventually surrendered to the Germans.

1983
Vanessa Williams becomes the first black Miss America; relinquished crown early after scandal over nude photos.

2001
The New York Stock Exchange reopens for the first time since the September 11 terrorist attacks on the Twin Towers; longest period of closure since the Great Depression of the 1930s.

2006
Alaska's Fourpeaked Mountain erupts for the first time in at least 10,000 years.

2011
Occupy Wall Street movement calling for greater social and economic equality begins in New York City's Zuccotti Park, coining the phrase "We are the 99%."

2019
Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg tells US Congress "I know you are trying but just not hard enough. Sorry.”

2022
Cheetahs re-introduced to India from Namibia, after being extinct 70 years ago, at Kuno National Park in Madya Pradesh state

Today in History: Born on September 17

1923
Hank Williams, Sr., influential Country singer, songwriter and guitarist ("Lonesome Blues," "Your Cheatin' Heart".)

1935
Ken Kesey, author (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Sometimes a Great Notion).

1948
John Ritter, actor, comedian (Three's Company TV series).

JOTD
It’s been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress
I’m going there in-person to see what’s going on


re: GMT 9-16-26

Posted by Armymann50 on 9/16/26 at 9:21 am to
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Sharpen the pencil. Crank the widgets. Push the pile. Every yard counts.



all this talk of work is making me hungry andf then a nap. :cheers:

re: GMT 9-16-26

Posted by Armymann50 on 9/16/26 at 9:17 am to
i'm just here for the gang bang. :gmt:
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5. The person in charge of the piped in music selection
6. Aramark
. (# redacted) Daniels
8.





you writers. fixed it for ya
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whiff of her arse crack



cheat code

re: GMT

Posted by Armymann50 on 9/15/26 at 9:42 am to
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Cracker Barrel breakfast



rich folks food :geauxtigers: