Armymann50
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Playing with my |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | no nurses |
| Occupation: | retired |
| Number of Posts: | 22285 |
| Registered on: | 9/3/2011 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Reinstatement/TD Gear Giveaway Combo Thread...
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/24/26 at 5:39 pm to Chicken
Just here for the gang bang. :pimp:
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re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/24/26 at 6:38 am to dyslexiateechur
I'm here to serve. :usa:
GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/24/26 at 4:00 am
:GMT:
Today in History: March 24
1208 King John of England opposes Innocent III on his nomination for archbishop of Canterbury.
1663 Charles II of England awards land known as Carolina in North America to eight members of the nobility who assisted in his restoration.
1720 The banking houses of Paris close in the wake of financial crisis.
1721 In Germany, the supremely talented Johann Sebastian Bach publishes the Six Brandenburg Concertos.
1765 Britain passes the Quartering Act, requiring the colonies to house 10,000 British troops in public and private buildings.
1947 Congress proposes limiting the United States presidency to two terms.
1958 Elvis Presley trades in his guitar for a rifle and Army fatigues.
1972 Great Britain imposes direct rule over Northern Ireland.
1989 The Exxon Valdez oil tanker spills 240,000 barrels of oil in Alaska's Prince William Sound.
1999 Kosovo War: NATO commences air bombardment against Yugoslavia, marking the first time NATO has attacked a sovereign country.
2020 Indian PM Narendra Modi orders a 21 day lockdown for world's second most populous country of 1.3 billion people to deal with COVID-19
2020 Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo Abe announces postponement of Tokyo 2020 Olympic and Paralympic Games until summer of 2021 because of the worldwide COVID-19 pandemic
Born on March 24
1755 Rufus King, framer of the U.S. Constitution.
1874 Harry Houdini, magician, escape artist.
1978 lsunurse
JOTD
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says: “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!”
The priest says: “No son, you’re not.”
So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says: “Man, I’m Jesus Christ!”
Then the priest says: “No son, you’re not.”
Finally, the drunk gets fed up and says: “Here, I’ll prove it.”
He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says: “Jesus Christ, you’re back again?!”
Today in History: March 24
1208 King John of England opposes Innocent III on his nomination for archbishop of Canterbury.
1663 Charles II of England awards land known as Carolina in North America to eight members of the nobility who assisted in his restoration.
1720 The banking houses of Paris close in the wake of financial crisis.
1721 In Germany, the supremely talented Johann Sebastian Bach publishes the Six Brandenburg Concertos.
1765 Britain passes the Quartering Act, requiring the colonies to house 10,000 British troops in public and private buildings.
1947 Congress proposes limiting the United States presidency to two terms.
1958 Elvis Presley trades in his guitar for a rifle and Army fatigues.
1972 Great Britain imposes direct rule over Northern Ireland.
1989 The Exxon Valdez oil tanker spills 240,000 barrels of oil in Alaska's Prince William Sound.
1999 Kosovo War: NATO commences air bombardment against Yugoslavia, marking the first time NATO has attacked a sovereign country.
2020 Indian PM Narendra Modi orders a 21 day lockdown for world's second most populous country of 1.3 billion people to deal with COVID-19
2020 Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo Abe announces postponement of Tokyo 2020 Olympic and Paralympic Games until summer of 2021 because of the worldwide COVID-19 pandemic
Born on March 24
1755 Rufus King, framer of the U.S. Constitution.
1874 Harry Houdini, magician, escape artist.
1978 lsunurse
JOTD
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says: “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!”
The priest says: “No son, you’re not.”
So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says: “Man, I’m Jesus Christ!”
Then the priest says: “No son, you’re not.”
Finally, the drunk gets fed up and says: “Here, I’ll prove it.”
He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says: “Jesus Christ, you’re back again?!”
re: My father-in-law’s newest ridiculous conspiracy theories
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/22/26 at 11:07 am to cbree88
quote:
conspiracy theories
spot on :cool:
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/22/26 at 10:59 am to Hangit
quote:
How's that old feller holding up?
he asked to go to hospice two days ago.
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/22/26 at 7:47 am to Hangit
quote:Friday for me. :usa:
Seems like Saturday.
re: I love Jay Johnson but he and his staff gotta improve
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/22/26 at 6:27 am to tigereye58
quote:f u c king stupid shite does your mom know you are up this late?
It’s ok to think highly of JJ and not want him fired
re: Some of you LSU fans hating on Jay Johnson
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/22/26 at 6:24 am to Dr Jekyll
:lol:
i am old and lazy and didn't know my cap lock were on until I was done typing. I wasn't going to retype all that bullshite again :usa:
i am old and lazy and didn't know my cap lock were on until I was done typing. I wasn't going to retype all that bullshite again :usa:
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/22/26 at 5:57 am to LSUDad
Baton Rouge needs a reparations program
The Evanston Reparations Committee was established by the City Council of Evanston, Illinois in 2019 as the first publicly funded reparation program for Black Americans. The first program approved for using the funds, cash payments for housing support, was passed by the city in March 2021.
As of early 2023, Evanston had only distributed $400,000 of the proposed $10 million in spending. A total of 16 applicants have received money while about 620 of Black residents on the waiting list or have otherwise applied.[7][8] The city has since expanded the potential disbursement options to include cash as well as vouchers.[8]
Black Reparations Task Forces
Successfully awarded reparations, by year awarded
2021
Evanston, IL
Still exploring reparations, by year founded
2020
California
2021
Amherst, MA, Greenbelt, MD, San Francisco, CA, Los Angeles, CA, Detroit, MI
2022
St. Louis, MO, Burlington, VT, Providence, RI, Wilmington, DE
2023
Illinois, New York, Philadelphia, PA, Boston, MA, Saint Paul, MN, Cambridge, MA, Northampton, MA
2024
Chicago, IL
The Evanston Reparations Committee was established by the City Council of Evanston, Illinois in 2019 as the first publicly funded reparation program for Black Americans. The first program approved for using the funds, cash payments for housing support, was passed by the city in March 2021.
As of early 2023, Evanston had only distributed $400,000 of the proposed $10 million in spending. A total of 16 applicants have received money while about 620 of Black residents on the waiting list or have otherwise applied.[7][8] The city has since expanded the potential disbursement options to include cash as well as vouchers.[8]
Black Reparations Task Forces
Successfully awarded reparations, by year awarded
2021
Evanston, IL
Still exploring reparations, by year founded
2020
California
2021
Amherst, MA, Greenbelt, MD, San Francisco, CA, Los Angeles, CA, Detroit, MI
2022
St. Louis, MO, Burlington, VT, Providence, RI, Wilmington, DE
2023
Illinois, New York, Philadelphia, PA, Boston, MA, Saint Paul, MN, Cambridge, MA, Northampton, MA
2024
Chicago, IL
re: Meteor broke apart over Houston - update pg3: meteors diff places + fireballs over Austin
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/22/26 at 5:43 am to hawgfaninc
Marcos is throwing meteros at earth again(Expanse)
GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/22/26 at 4:23 am
:GMT:
Today in History: March 22
1622
Indians attack a group of colonists in the James River area of Virginia, killing 350 residents.
1765
The Stamp Act is passed, the first direct British tax on the American colonists.
1933
President Franklin D. Roosevelt signs a bill legalizing the sale and possession of beer and wine.
1935
Persia is renamed Iran.
1972
The U.S. Senate passes the Equal Rights Amendment. The amendment fails to achieve ratification.
1990
A jury in Anchorage, Alaska, finds Captain Hazelwood not guilty in the Valdez oil spill.
1993
Intel officially introduces the "Pentium" processor chip, for IBM compatibles. The 60 MHz Pentium could process 100 million instructions per second (MIPS) and was approximately 300 times faster than the 4.77 MHz 8088 in the original IBM PC that could only process 0.33 MIPS.
The name Pentium was derived from the prefix "pent", referring to the fifth generation of x86 and the suffix "ium" denoting it as a fundamental element of a computer.
1997
Comet Hale-Bopp Closest Approach to Earth
2020
India puts 1 billion people under a daytime curfew to curb COVID-19
2021
Evanston, Illinois, votes to become first US city to pay reparations to Black residents for past discriminations and effects of slavery, giving $400,000 to each household
Today in History: Born on March 22
1908 Louis L'Amour, American Western novelist.
1948 Andrew Lloyd Webber, British composer (The Phantom of the Opera, Cats)
1931 William Shatner (92nd Birthday)Canadian author, director and actor (Star Trek; T J Hooker), born in Montreal, Quebec
2020 India puts 1 billion people under a daytime curfew to curb COVID-19
2021 Evanston, Illinois, votes to become first US city to pay reparations to Black residents for past discriminations and effects of slavery, giving $400,000 to each household
Joke of the Day
A was man drowning his sorrows at the bar. A beautiful woman sat down beside him and asked, “What is wrong?”
He said: “My wife just left me because I am too kinky in bed.”
The lady gasped, “My husband left me for the same reason!”
A few drinks later, they end up at her place and she says: “I’m going to the bathroom to change into something ‘more comfortable.’
Ten minutes later, she comes out, dressed head to toe in latex with a whip, but the man is headed out the door. She asks: “Where are you going?! I thought you wanted to get kinky!?”
He said, “Hey lady, I’ve already fricked your dog and shite in your purse. I am going home!”
Today in History: March 22
1622
Indians attack a group of colonists in the James River area of Virginia, killing 350 residents.
1765
The Stamp Act is passed, the first direct British tax on the American colonists.
1933
President Franklin D. Roosevelt signs a bill legalizing the sale and possession of beer and wine.
1935
Persia is renamed Iran.
1972
The U.S. Senate passes the Equal Rights Amendment. The amendment fails to achieve ratification.
1990
A jury in Anchorage, Alaska, finds Captain Hazelwood not guilty in the Valdez oil spill.
1993
Intel officially introduces the "Pentium" processor chip, for IBM compatibles. The 60 MHz Pentium could process 100 million instructions per second (MIPS) and was approximately 300 times faster than the 4.77 MHz 8088 in the original IBM PC that could only process 0.33 MIPS.
The name Pentium was derived from the prefix "pent", referring to the fifth generation of x86 and the suffix "ium" denoting it as a fundamental element of a computer.
1997
Comet Hale-Bopp Closest Approach to Earth
2020
India puts 1 billion people under a daytime curfew to curb COVID-19
2021
Evanston, Illinois, votes to become first US city to pay reparations to Black residents for past discriminations and effects of slavery, giving $400,000 to each household
Today in History: Born on March 22
1908 Louis L'Amour, American Western novelist.
1948 Andrew Lloyd Webber, British composer (The Phantom of the Opera, Cats)
1931 William Shatner (92nd Birthday)Canadian author, director and actor (Star Trek; T J Hooker), born in Montreal, Quebec
2020 India puts 1 billion people under a daytime curfew to curb COVID-19
2021 Evanston, Illinois, votes to become first US city to pay reparations to Black residents for past discriminations and effects of slavery, giving $400,000 to each household
Joke of the Day
A was man drowning his sorrows at the bar. A beautiful woman sat down beside him and asked, “What is wrong?”
He said: “My wife just left me because I am too kinky in bed.”
The lady gasped, “My husband left me for the same reason!”
A few drinks later, they end up at her place and she says: “I’m going to the bathroom to change into something ‘more comfortable.’
Ten minutes later, she comes out, dressed head to toe in latex with a whip, but the man is headed out the door. She asks: “Where are you going?! I thought you wanted to get kinky!?”
He said, “Hey lady, I’ve already fricked your dog and shite in your purse. I am going home!”
re: Worse than the 2020 football team
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/21/26 at 6:53 pm to JoeyP239
quote:
JoeyP239
DOES your mommy know you are up this late?
re: Some of you LSU fans hating on Jay Johnson
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/21/26 at 6:51 pm to Dr Jekyll
quote:
LSU fans hating on Jay Johnson
WOULD HAVE HATED ON SKIP ALSO. i THINK jOHNSON SHOULD STAY HERE AT LEAST AS LONG AS pm STAYED.
re: Oklahoma 4 @ LSU 3 Final
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/21/26 at 4:30 pm to LSUJML
:nana:
re: Oklahoma 4 @ LSU 3 Final
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/21/26 at 4:14 pm to LSUJML
:geauxtigers:
GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/21/26 at 4:51 am
:GMT:
Today in History: March 21
0630 Heraclius restores the True Cross, which he has recaptured from the Persians.
1556 Thomas Cranmer, the Archbishop of Canterbury, is burned at the stake at Oxford after retracting the last of seven recantations that same day.
1788 Almost the entire city of New Orleans, Louisiana, is destroyed by fire.
1910 The U.S. Senate grants ex-President Teddy Roosevelt an annual pension of $10,000.
1963 Alcatraz Island, the federal penitentiary in San Francisco Bay, California, closes.
1984 A Soviet submarine crashes into the USS Kitty Hawk off the coast of Japan.
2019 Governor of Missouri Mike Parson declares a state of emergency as flooding from Nebraska and Iowa flows downstream into the state
2020 Italy records record daily death toll of 793 for COVID-19 as the worldwide death tolls surpasses 12,000 with 299,000 known infections
2023 Ugandan government passes Anti Homosexuality Bill, including punishment of 10 years in prison for identifying as LGBTQ+
Born on March 21
1685 Johann Sebastian Bach, German composer.
1885 Raoul Lufbery, French-born American fighter pilot of World War I.
JOTD
50,000 blondes met in a center for the first ever "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention
Their leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 50,000 blondes start cheering, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 50,000 of you in one place and we have the world- wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the blonde starts crying and the 50,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 50,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream... "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Today in History: March 21
0630 Heraclius restores the True Cross, which he has recaptured from the Persians.
1556 Thomas Cranmer, the Archbishop of Canterbury, is burned at the stake at Oxford after retracting the last of seven recantations that same day.
1788 Almost the entire city of New Orleans, Louisiana, is destroyed by fire.
1910 The U.S. Senate grants ex-President Teddy Roosevelt an annual pension of $10,000.
1963 Alcatraz Island, the federal penitentiary in San Francisco Bay, California, closes.
1984 A Soviet submarine crashes into the USS Kitty Hawk off the coast of Japan.
2019 Governor of Missouri Mike Parson declares a state of emergency as flooding from Nebraska and Iowa flows downstream into the state
2020 Italy records record daily death toll of 793 for COVID-19 as the worldwide death tolls surpasses 12,000 with 299,000 known infections
2023 Ugandan government passes Anti Homosexuality Bill, including punishment of 10 years in prison for identifying as LGBTQ+
Born on March 21
1685 Johann Sebastian Bach, German composer.
1885 Raoul Lufbery, French-born American fighter pilot of World War I.
JOTD
50,000 blondes met in a center for the first ever "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention
Their leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 50,000 blondes start cheering, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 50,000 of you in one place and we have the world- wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the blonde starts crying and the 50,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 50,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream... "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
re: Oklahoma 4 @ LSU 2 Final
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/20/26 at 9:26 pm to moock blackjack
rabbits fav play
re: Oklahoma 4 @ LSU 2 Final
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/20/26 at 9:24 pm to LSUJML
re: Oklahoma 4 @ LSU 2 Final
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/20/26 at 9:20 pm to PerryWinkleBlue
:geauxtigers:
re: Tipping requests are out of control
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/20/26 at 5:51 am to Shexter
quote:
Would you like to round up to help the children?
My answer is always No.
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/20/26 at 5:48 am to DeCat ODahouse
Dachau the first Nazi concentration camp.
Been there bad feeling all around. I cried when I entered the gas chamber.
Been there bad feeling all around. I cried when I entered the gas chamber.
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