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Posted on 10/22/15 at 1:39 am to KCMIZSEC
Posted on 10/22/15 at 1:39 am to KCMIZSEC
Feed your dog antifreeze and increase in small amounts. He will build immunity and you can then feed her dogs antifreeze and take care of problem 1. This is basic science.
For the second, plant heroin/meth on her kids so they get locked up for a really long time. A drug with a mandatory minimum is ideal.
These solutions will most likely give you two peace and happiness.
For the second, plant heroin/meth on her kids so they get locked up for a really long time. A drug with a mandatory minimum is ideal.
These solutions will most likely give you two peace and happiness.
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Posted on 10/22/15 at 2:09 am to KCMIZSEC
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2 kids
Abort!
I repeat, Abort!
Posted on 10/22/15 at 2:48 am to KCMIZSEC
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But she has two kids and two insane dogs. When I go over there it's not relaxing cause we're always yelling at dogs and she usually ends up kenneling hers.
Dear porch lover in Mizzou,
Take her out to eat and order a salad with chicken and water and explain to her that you recently went in for a yearly physical. Upon getting the results your Dr explained that your blood pressure is way up and you need to make some changes in your life to ease the physical and emotional stress on your body or it could be serious.
This should buy you at least a month of sympathy and possibly up to 3 months more time of the companionship you enjoy with her, the few times she is able to come over to your house. Meanwhile, never visit her and use the extra time to look for a new woman with a more ideal atmosphere and compatibility. Best of luck.
This post was edited on 10/22/15 at 2:54 am
Posted on 10/22/15 at 3:46 am to KCMIZSEC
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Need dating advice
You should ask VengeanceOfRain...he has the best luck with his dating life of anybody on here.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:51 am to p0845330
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Cut your losses. It gets worse.
This is probably he best advice. If you are having a difficult time being around her kids & pets, then end it. You should be able to go over to her house & relax as well regardless if she has a nice deck or not but obviously you can't or won't. Before you end it make sure you sit her down and tell her everything you're feeling because maybe, just maybe, she'll fix it.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:54 am to KCMIZSEC
Stop being a selfish, egomaniac or dump her.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:01 am to KCMIZSEC
If you really liked her, you'd put up with her stupid dogs and dumb kids just to be with her. Sounds like you're not that into her, so I'd cut my losses, or keep tapping it until she got sick of me and cut her losses.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:03 am to KCMIZSEC
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Where is this dream lady of which you speak? Lol
Real talk, if those things are bothering you now without even living with her then it's not going to get better if you're looking at pursuing a relationship.
But be honest with her if you do decide to cut it off. Because if it's that bad then she needs to hear it.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:13 am to KCMIZSEC
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I normally like to sit out back with my bird dog while im smoking cigars,having a few drinks, and listening to the ball game or music.
Go with what makes you happy bud.
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Am I wrong to stand my ground on this?
Yup....but ya gotta stand fo something.....
Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:14 am to BluegrassBelle
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But be honest with her if you do decide to cut it off.
Just make sure she isn't cray cray first...or she might be the one to cut something off.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:21 am to Kentucker
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Depends on whether she's chewing your bone to your satisfaction, I suppose. Good sex minimizes lots of problems in a relationship.
Meh, it temporarily makes them tolerable.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:25 am to Vols&Shaft83
Also, I can't believe we're on page 2 and PIIHB hasn't been mentioned.
OP: PIIHB
OP: PIIHB
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:43 am to KCMIZSEC
Tell her you hate her dogs and her fricking kids and her house is a piece of shite and you'll enjoy the game wherever you damn well please. Then give her a firm smack on the arse and tell her you expect a sandwich by halftime
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:58 am to Carolina_Girl
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Just make sure she isn't cray cray first
This makes no sense, all women are cray cray, just a question of how far off the deep end you are willing to dive in.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 12:49 pm to KCMIZSEC
If you're looking to seriously date her, you need to confront these kind of issues. There's already a lot and it seems like you guys have some serious conflicts of interest, but that's not my responsibility to go there. You have to decide how serious you want it to be, and understand how serious she wants it to be.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 1:59 pm to Cheese Grits
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This makes no sense, all women are cray cray, just a question of how far off the deep end you are willing to dive in.
Ohhhh but that's just part of the allure y'all just can't seem to resist, Cheese.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 2:02 pm to Carolina_Girl
lies
Posted on 10/22/15 at 2:05 pm to KCMIZSEC
Bottom line: you like spending more time with your dog than with your GF and her family.
That should tell you all you need to know about the direction this relationship is heading.
That should tell you all you need to know about the direction this relationship is heading.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 2:11 pm to KCMIZSEC
I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 2:49 pm to TheMightyTerrier
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Bottom line: you like spending more time with your dog than with your GF and her family.
That should tell you all you need to know about the direction this relationship is heading.
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