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Joey Chestnut sets world record for wiener consumption

Posted on 7/4/18 at 12:56 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 12:56 pm
74 hotdogs in 10 minutes
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Posted by CockCommander
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 1:03 pm to
You ever find anything Freudian in this? Like I wouldn't be surprised if Joey is secretly gay as frick.

A man swallowing that many dick shaped objects surely would effect your brain over the years. Or cuck you. Would love to see some scientific research into it.
Posted by Weagle25
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 1:07 pm to
Proud Ag alum?
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Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted by DavidTheGnome
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Posted by BowlJackson
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 2:05 pm to
How do you even fit that many hot dogs inside of you? I would feel like a fat frick if I ate 4. Imagine how bloated and disgusting he must feel right now.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 2:12 pm to
Check out some of these records he owns...



Posted by BowlJackson
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 2:43 pm to
I love eating and junk food as much as the next guy, but that list reads like the plot of horror movie to me.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 3:33 pm to
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You ever find anything Freudian in this? Like I wouldn't be surprised if Joey is secretly gay as frick. 


Not only that, but am i the only one who finds sport eating vulgar and disgusting?
Posted by TX Tiger
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 3:51 pm to
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You ever find anything Freudian in this? Like I wouldn't be surprised if Joey is secretly gay as frick.

A man swallowing that many dick shaped objects surely would effect your brain over the years. Or cuck you. Would love to see some scientific research into it.
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CockCommander
Checks out.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 4:13 pm to
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How do you even fit that many hot dogs inside of you? I would feel like a fat frick if I ate 4. Imagine how bloated and disgusting he must feel right now.



Imagine the poop you would have to take after this. It would require a C-section
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 7/5/18 at 9:23 am to
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am i the only one who finds sport eating vulgar and disgusting?


I am fascinated by it.

The training routine.

The competition.

I watch it everytime.
Posted by Kentucker
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Posted on 7/5/18 at 3:07 pm to
Joey "Jaws" Chestnut.
Posted by Jazzbo Depew
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Posted on 7/5/18 at 4:09 pm to
He is a Vallejo, California, native and resides in San Jose, California.


Chestnut is listed as being born in Fulton County Kentucky.

?? ??


Chestnut somehow seems apprapos here
Posted by KiwiHead
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Posted on 7/5/18 at 4:15 pm to
What gets me is that the champion competition eaters are not big ole fat guys.....Chestnut is a pretty thin guy....hell, Kobayashi from Japan was a little guy
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
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Posted on 7/5/18 at 4:43 pm to
Yeah, that amazes me. I wonder if they get their stomachs pumped after eating that much? That has to be super uncomfortable.
Posted by DaronTexas
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Posted on 7/5/18 at 6:10 pm to
Knew i wouldn't have to scroll half way down the first page to see someone bring up the ags.
This post was edited on 7/5/18 at 6:12 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 7/7/18 at 7:57 pm to
That's quite gay.
Posted by Evolved Simian
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Posted on 7/7/18 at 8:57 pm to
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I wonder if they get their stomachs pumped after eating that much?


Yeah. I've always wondered what happens afterward. Do they purge, get the stomach pumped, or wait and evacuate naturally?
Posted by MoarKilometers
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Posted on 7/7/18 at 9:49 pm to
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I love eating and junk food as much as the next guy

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How do you even fit that many hot dogs inside of you? I would feel like a fat frick if I ate 4.

Clearly you don't
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