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If you were looting, what would you steal?
Posted on 6/3/20 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 6/3/20 at 2:29 pm
Since looting is the hottest new trend in 2020, I've been wondering what it would be that I'd go for first.
I'm kind of a tall bastard, so clothes from stores usually don't fit. I know a few brands and sizes that fit me (XXL-Tall, slim fit Banana Republic, for example).
I'm not a gamer or really a technophile. I already have a big TV.
If I were a looter, I'd steal.
1. A roll of General Snus, mint flavor. hell a few rolls.
2. A variety of top-shelf liquors
3. Maybe a new phone?
What about you? What would you loot, Monicas?
I'm kind of a tall bastard, so clothes from stores usually don't fit. I know a few brands and sizes that fit me (XXL-Tall, slim fit Banana Republic, for example).
I'm not a gamer or really a technophile. I already have a big TV.
If I were a looter, I'd steal.
1. A roll of General Snus, mint flavor. hell a few rolls.
2. A variety of top-shelf liquors
3. Maybe a new phone?
What about you? What would you loot, Monicas?
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Posted on 6/3/20 at 2:39 pm to Numberwang
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XXL-Tall, slim fit Banana Republic
You should loot some T supplements, too.
I got my eye on some new Nike running kicks, handles of Tito's, and some high-end cheeses and meats. Maybe some expensive (to the suckers) wine to go with my ill-gotten charcuterie trays. A couple of nice suits, too. I'd really love some new fishing tackle, but most sporting goods stores usually sell guns, and I ain't getting shot.
This post was edited on 6/3/20 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 6/3/20 at 2:43 pm to Numberwang
I'm a law abiding citizen and I work for a living, but if i were a paid protester, I would go for cell phones, laptops, etc. Can carry more expensive stuff and it's smaller.
Only rookies go for 75" TV's.
Only rookies go for 75" TV's.
Posted on 6/3/20 at 2:43 pm to Numberwang
Trump's phone to stop the tweeting. I voted for him but damn sometimes he needs to think about what he is saying.
Posted on 6/3/20 at 3:45 pm to Lynxrufus2012
Game systems and watches
Posted on 6/3/20 at 7:56 pm to Numberwang
Top shelf bourbon, for sure.
Posted on 6/3/20 at 8:03 pm to Numberwang
I’m going for some high end handbags. Maybe some electronics and definitely some diamond earrings. I wouldn’t mind a silver tea service either. 
Posted on 6/3/20 at 8:44 pm to Numberwang
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I'm not a gamer or really a technophile. I already have a big TV.
Same here. I do like having a nice phone, but mine's pretty new so I don't really need one.
I guess if I were going to loot something it would be consumables that I enjoy but can't justify buying all that often. Maybe some madagascar vanilla beans, or a nice A5 wagyu steak.
This post was edited on 6/3/20 at 8:45 pm
Posted on 6/3/20 at 11:01 pm to Numberwang
quote:I don't think they plan to keep the stuff
'm not a gamer or really a technophile. I already have a big TV.
Posted on 6/4/20 at 7:41 am to Numberwang
... third base, the rings of Saturn, and Mississippi State's FBS trophy award.
Posted on 6/4/20 at 11:21 am to Numberwang
I’m more of a rioter than I am a looter. I’m going to credit unions, banks, and check cashing places. Grab cash if you can then start a structure fire.
Posted on 6/4/20 at 1:42 pm to DownSouthJukin
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You should loot some T supplements, too.
The dude is an XXL.
He probably needs to lay off the T?
Posted on 6/5/20 at 9:33 am to Numberwang
Guns
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:49 am to Numberwang
High dollar scotch.
Posted on 6/7/20 at 2:18 am to PabloSmash
This guy gets the difference. I just want to break shite not steal anything.
Posted on 6/7/20 at 7:03 am to Numberwang
Bourbon, watches, video games. Anything I could resell online.
Posted on 6/7/20 at 11:23 am to Numberwang
Rolex watches
Gibson Les Paul with a hard case
Maybe a really expensive Taylor acoustic with a cutaway
Handguns
Smart watches
Gibson Les Paul with a hard case
Maybe a really expensive Taylor acoustic with a cutaway
Handguns
Smart watches
Posted on 6/7/20 at 3:14 pm to Numberwang
I’m with you on the first two., they can track the phone.
Posted on 6/7/20 at 4:35 pm to Numberwang
Well, before I'd ever steal, my faith will have left me by then.
Faith aside, however, it would depend on the situation. If I were able to loot anything I wanted in an apocalyptic situation, I'd loot weaponry and ammunition.
Faith aside, however, it would depend on the situation. If I were able to loot anything I wanted in an apocalyptic situation, I'd loot weaponry and ammunition.
Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:45 pm to scionofadrunk
Non Rolex watches, omega/breitling/Tudor type 40mm and under. And gold/silver/gems.
Then a national guard Amory for arms and ammo.
Then a bank for cash.
Then a national guard Amory for arms and ammo.
Then a bank for cash.
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