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re: If aliens are real, why havent they abducted you?

Posted on 2/19/19 at 8:24 am to
Posted by Mad Dawg 2020
Member since Jun 2017
731 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 8:24 am to
They ae clearly looking for weaknesses.

Haven't abducted me because I have none.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 8:43 am to
Did someone say probing adventures?
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18879 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 2:13 pm to
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Did someone say probing adventures?

Posted by DatNolaClap
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2015
1811 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 3:26 pm to
They have..... and they brought me to this shitty planet and left me here. What a bunch of assholes those guys are.
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:05 pm to
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14158 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:11 pm to
If they do it right, you never know it happened.

Like The Matrix.

It could happen. Only when they screw up does the subject know anything happened.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18879 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:24 pm to
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It could happen. Only when they screw up does the subject know anything happened.

Youre gonna make me paranoid
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:36 pm to
Did you get molestered by aliens?
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18879 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:46 pm to
I was, then I molestered them back so they kicked me off their space ship and they left me in some field and never came back.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:49 pm to
You an exosexual ****.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18879 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:51 pm to
You a beta if you aint
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:54 pm to
The only alien I’d bang is one of those strippers Jabba had in Star Wars.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18879 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:56 pm to
Twileks?
Posted by ExtraSpecial
Music City
Member since Dec 2018
2128 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:58 pm to
Sup boys
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:59 pm to
Hell yea, I’d leak in em twice.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:59 pm to
Hey, what’s up ES. How you doing?
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:59 pm to
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According to a study in 2011 by Pennsylvania State University, 7.6 percent of the general population has problems with sleep paralysis. People with mental disorders such as anxiety and depression are more likely to experience sleep paralysis. According to the study, 31.9 percent of those with mental disorders experienced episodes.


To be more precise, everyone experiences sleep paralysis. Well, there are a few conditions in which people don't sleep but they usually die.

We evolved to sleep so that the brain can clean itself and process information unencumbered by incoming stimuli. During sleep, the brain runs some nonsense programs, dreams, and, to keep the body from reacting, muscles are paralyzed.

The brains of people who experience sleep paralysis are slow to let the muscles reconnect to the nervous system once they become awake. Its scary but really nothing to worry about. Its usually self-correcting.

Sleep walking is, kind of, the opposite of sleep paralysis. Its a failure of the brain to put the muscles on hold during sleep. I've experienced sleep walking my entire life. I once took my dogs for a walk in the middle of the night and had no memory whatsoever of doing so. My SO was witness to this and other more minor middle-of-the-night escapades.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 1:24 pm
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18879 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:01 pm to
Hey, how be you
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:02 pm to
Do we really need 6-8 hours a day to clean and process information though? Seems grossly inefficient. Like, if you really think about it, what exactly is sleep and why do we need it? Why can’t our brains do that in just 30 minutes?
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18879 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:03 pm to
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Sleep walking is, kind of, the opposite of sleep paralysis. Its a failure of the brain to put the muscles on hold during sleep. I've experienced sleep walking my entire life. I once took my dogs for a walk in the middle of the night and had no memory whatsoever of doing so. My SO was witness to this and other more minor middle-of-the-night escapades.

Havent slept walked before.
I do have instances where I will get up and go to another room to do something and not remember walking in there through other rooms. I don't think that's too uncommon though, just getting lost in train of thought
This post was edited on 2/19/19 at 11:05 pm
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