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I think someone is trying to break in my parents shed

Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:25 pm
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:25 pm
ok guys i really need your help right now
i'm in a rush and i don't know what the frick is going on
theres somebody in the woods behind my house right now. i don't know who it is but they keep vanishing and shite and something fricking reeks, i think he left a dead animal in my backyard because it stinks like rotting flesh
i have a bat with me but that's it what the frick do i do
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77588 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:26 pm to
Run outside
Slap yourself in the face with the bat
????
OTB profits
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
19148 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:26 pm to
Show them one of your horrible threads, that should do the trick.
This post was edited on 3/3/13 at 7:27 pm
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
87208 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:26 pm to
Beat them with the bat, and then ask what they're up to.
This post was edited on 3/3/13 at 7:28 pm
Posted by 228Tiger
Harrison County
Member since Feb 2012
12112 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:27 pm to
It's me


I took a shite on your porch..did you ever think to look down??
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134318 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:27 pm to
So........you ask the OTB for help instead of calling 9-1-1?
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21774 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:29 pm to
Get a gun, quit being a fricking pussy, go outside and see whats up.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41758 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:29 pm to
It's me, motherfricker. Payback is a bitch.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:30 pm to
You have a chubacraba infestation ,you're screwed
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

It's me, motherfricker. Payback is a bitch.



Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
40056 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

i think he left a dead animal in my backyard


Happens all the time
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
46380 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:30 pm to
Wade and Coastie are stalking you. You may die tonight.
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
19148 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

what the frick do i do


Wait for your acid trip to wear off......In about 4 days..
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:31 pm to
I don;t have a gun but the dude left, not sure wtf he was doing. We live kind of out in the country side.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

i have a bat with me but that's it what the frick do i do



give them rabies.
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35732 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:31 pm to
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

Wait for your acid trip to wear off......In about 4 days..


Not on acid I swear. Sober besides a little bud and coffee/
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
87208 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:32 pm to
This is like when my ex and I were driving in FL. A cop comes up behind her and turns on her lights and she says " OMG WHWHWHAT DO I DO?!??!"

I was like "GUN IT." She was about to do just that and I quickly said " WOAH! WAIT! WAIT!, I THINNK pulling over would be wise and in your best interest."

It's like umm hello.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41758 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:32 pm to


Posted by MsGarrison
Steele Town LOL
Member since Nov 2009
22507 posts
Posted on 3/3/13 at 7:32 pm to
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