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re: Have you ever been to jail? Why?
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:21 pm to SwayzeBalla
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:21 pm to SwayzeBalla
Yes, I was 5-6 and my brother was 7-8 and our parents were gone. My older brother who was watching us was sick and we found a dime. My brother talked me into walking up to the convenience store Tic Toc to buy some candy (Penny candy actually existed then) 
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It was drizzling and we went in just shorts, no shirt or shoes. We turned the corner and there was a cop parked and I stopped and said let's go back, my brother said no he isn't going to do anything.
He was wrong. The cop questioned us and learned we were home alone. Picked us up and went and got my older brother and my 3 yr old brother and took us to the station.
Dad beat the shite out of me after they picked us up. My brother said he tried to stop me and was running after me to bring me home when the cop grabbed us. Frick my brother that lying lil snitch bitch.
. It was drizzling and we went in just shorts, no shirt or shoes. We turned the corner and there was a cop parked and I stopped and said let's go back, my brother said no he isn't going to do anything.
He was wrong. The cop questioned us and learned we were home alone. Picked us up and went and got my older brother and my 3 yr old brother and took us to the station.
Dad beat the shite out of me after they picked us up. My brother said he tried to stop me and was running after me to bring me home when the cop grabbed us. Frick my brother that lying lil snitch bitch.
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:41 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
New meaning to THUG POS
Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:36 pm to SwayzeBalla
Personally, no. I'm a cop and probably wouldn't have been hired if I had a rap sheet.
I do have a cousin that was arrested for urinating on a squad car. Had he just been drunk and inadvertently pissed on the back tire it wouldn't have been funny. Unfortunately, he stood on the hood and pissed on the windshield with two Sheriff's Deputies inside.
I do have a cousin that was arrested for urinating on a squad car. Had he just been drunk and inadvertently pissed on the back tire it wouldn't have been funny. Unfortunately, he stood on the hood and pissed on the windshield with two Sheriff's Deputies inside.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:37 pm to SwayzeBalla
Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:38 pm to crispyUGA
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I was properly reared
That usually happens in prison
Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:40 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:41 pm to SwayzeBalla
I'm not black, so no.
I'm sorry, I couldnt help myself.
I'm sorry, I couldnt help myself.
Posted on 2/17/14 at 8:09 am to SwayzeBalla
Yes, I just served almost a year. It was not only a crime I didn't do. It was a crime that never happened. It was made up from the very beginning. There were lies told at every level in the process. You don't know what anger is until you wake up every morning knowing you didn't do what you are being accused of, but what makes it worse is the knowledge that the cops and DA involved know you didn't either and continue to pursue the charges.
Posted on 2/17/14 at 8:15 am to SwayzeBalla
I'm from Memphis.
Of course I have. We pop out the womb guns blazin.
Of course I have. We pop out the womb guns blazin.
Posted on 2/17/14 at 8:25 am to SwayzeBalla
Twice.
Once for public intoxication. Was on a pay phone(I'm old) talking to a girl I had been hooking up with. She didn't want me to come over so I started yelling at her. Cop told me to quiet down and I told him to mind hid own f-ing business. Spent the night in the drunk tank with a few DUI frat stars and ended up paying a small fine.
Once for obstruction of justice. Cop was harassing this homeless lady downtown, and I asked him why he was harassing her. I saw the whole incident and he just walked up to her and started harassing her. She was sitting on a park bench. He didn't like my questioning him, and told me to move along. I told him I'd move along as soon as he stopped harassing an innocent person. Spent a couple of hours in a holding cell, and they eventually let me go with no charges. I filed a formal complaint with the Police Chief as soon as I got home.
Once for public intoxication. Was on a pay phone(I'm old) talking to a girl I had been hooking up with. She didn't want me to come over so I started yelling at her. Cop told me to quiet down and I told him to mind hid own f-ing business. Spent the night in the drunk tank with a few DUI frat stars and ended up paying a small fine.
Once for obstruction of justice. Cop was harassing this homeless lady downtown, and I asked him why he was harassing her. I saw the whole incident and he just walked up to her and started harassing her. She was sitting on a park bench. He didn't like my questioning him, and told me to move along. I told him I'd move along as soon as he stopped harassing an innocent person. Spent a couple of hours in a holding cell, and they eventually let me go with no charges. I filed a formal complaint with the Police Chief as soon as I got home.
Posted on 2/17/14 at 8:41 am to The Spleen
Yes, had to spend a day in population of ACCounty jail in 2008. that was an eye opening experience for sure, definitely don't want to do it again.
Posted on 2/17/14 at 8:43 am to DiamondReb
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I have a feeling that T-Bird has been there, but I don't know why.
No
Posted on 2/17/14 at 8:46 am to TbirdSpur2010
I knew you hadn't was waiting for you to say though
I could never be in any armed forces so that's how I know you haven't
I could never be in any armed forces so that's how I know you haven't
Posted on 2/17/14 at 9:25 am to SwayzeBalla
Both of my parents were MPs and after being suspended from school for fighting at around 8 or 9, they made me clean out one of the old holding areas at the MP Station in Augsburg.
Haven't been back since.
Haven't been back since.
Posted on 2/17/14 at 9:32 am to WG_Dawg
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Yes, had to spend a day in population of ACCounty jail in 2008. that was an eye opening experience for sure, definitely don't want to do it again.
How did I not know about this?!?
To answer the OP's question: yes, I've been in a jail cell. I used to play in one when I was kid. If my dad had to take me to work for some reason, he'd get some of the rookies to play hide and seek with me in the jail...now that I'm typing this out, it sounds kinda fricked up
Posted on 2/17/14 at 9:39 am to AUnite
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To answer the OP's question: yes, I've been in a jail cell. I used to play in one when I was kid. If my dad had to take me to work for some reason, he'd get some of the rookies to play hide and seek with me in the jail...now that I'm typing this out, it sounds kinda fricked up
I used to watch television while my ma' was working in one of the cells.
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:05 pm to SwayzeBalla
Yes... Twice.... Beat dem charges like Rocky.
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:08 pm to reggierayreb
DUI x2
Lee Co holding cell...easy time.
Lee Co holding cell...easy time.
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:38 pm to AUnite
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How did I not know about this?!?
did you not? I could've sworn I've told you the backstory before.
At any rate, the ACC Jail is on a pod system so it's not like there's just individual cells with a bunkmate like in the movies. You get completely naked then put on a jumpsuit (with no underwear, which I thought was weird) and they escort you to your pod with your mattress, then shut the door behind you. It was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life. Picture me, walking into a big room full of roughly 40 african americans from Athens and the door shutting behind me with no idea what I'm supposed to do next. It sucked
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:39 pm to WG_Dawg
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Picture me, walking into a big room full of roughly 40 african americans from Athens and the door shutting behind me with no idea what I'm supposed to do next.
''So who's up for some Scrabble?''
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