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Have you ever been to jail? Why?
Posted on 2/16/14 at 8:31 pm
Posted on 2/16/14 at 8:31 pm
I haven't but I want to hear a good story.
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 8:36 pm to SwayzeBalla
I have a feeling that T-Bird has been there, but I don't know why.
This post was edited on 2/16/14 at 8:40 pm
Posted on 2/16/14 at 8:42 pm to SwayzeBalla
quote:
Have you ever been to jail?
No.
quote:
Why?
I was properly reared in an upper-middle class household.
Also, prison time does not sound appealing to me. I tend to like my b-hole and other orifices free of dicks.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 8:42 pm to SwayzeBalla
me no never ever ever 
Jail several times for anything from assualt to trafficking.
Prison for the same.
This post was edited on 2/16/14 at 9:17 pm
Posted on 2/16/14 at 8:51 pm to Agforlife
yea I have. I got caught throwing egg balloons at cars in the 7th grade.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 8:56 pm to SwayzeBalla
No but my best friend got an overnight stay because he thought lighting up a bowl in the LRC parking lot UNDER A STREET LIGHT was a good idea.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 9:00 pm to crispyUGA
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I was properly reared in an upper-middle class household.
Doesn't stop people from going to jail, just keeps them out of prison.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 9:01 pm to SwayzeBalla
Yes. They made us take a field trip in 11th grade.
No womminz at all. I decided then and there jail was not for me.
No womminz at all. I decided then and there jail was not for me.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 9:02 pm to WhistlinDixie15
DUI
Criminal Mischief
Misdemeanor charges stemming from a bar fight where I was actually working. The criminal mischief charges came from the same incident. Tossed some fellas from a bar, but the State took issue with me chasing them from the premises and continuing enforcement.
Spent a month in jail/prison/halfway house.
Criminal Mischief
Misdemeanor charges stemming from a bar fight where I was actually working. The criminal mischief charges came from the same incident. Tossed some fellas from a bar, but the State took issue with me chasing them from the premises and continuing enforcement.
Spent a month in jail/prison/halfway house.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 9:02 pm to SwayzeBalla
Criminal damage to property - December 18, 2005 Savannah, GA
I was out drinking with some friends doing some bar hopping. We found some hole in the wall Latin bar with nobody in it. I decided I wanted a loaded corona and after being charged $10 for it I was upset. I was drunk. I'm talking seeing in slow motion drunk. I went downstairs to take a piss and on my way back up I saw a fire extinguisher. I discharged that bitch is most sharp and military fashion I could muster. It was the powder/chalk (?) kind, so shite went everywhere. I told my friends we had to leave.
We "ran" away to a pizza place a few blocks away and waited in line. That's when the cops showed up and pulled us out of line. They asked us what rank we used to be and placed us all under arrest. I was the only one that was 21.
We loaded up in the wagon and made a few more stops. One guy they picked up had just been recently pepper sprayed so he was screaming for "watuh" a whole lot. They pulled over and sprayed him with a water hose. The water came into the wagon and washed out the piss that my buddy had just made. That was a funny sight. My one friend had to unzip the other. He couldn't get his dick out and they both knew what had to happen next but neither one could say it. He managed to free it without further contact and I woke up the next morning thinking it was all a dream but sure enough, I was in a cell. That was a fun three days in Chatham County.
I was out drinking with some friends doing some bar hopping. We found some hole in the wall Latin bar with nobody in it. I decided I wanted a loaded corona and after being charged $10 for it I was upset. I was drunk. I'm talking seeing in slow motion drunk. I went downstairs to take a piss and on my way back up I saw a fire extinguisher. I discharged that bitch is most sharp and military fashion I could muster. It was the powder/chalk (?) kind, so shite went everywhere. I told my friends we had to leave.
We "ran" away to a pizza place a few blocks away and waited in line. That's when the cops showed up and pulled us out of line. They asked us what rank we used to be and placed us all under arrest. I was the only one that was 21.
We loaded up in the wagon and made a few more stops. One guy they picked up had just been recently pepper sprayed so he was screaming for "watuh" a whole lot. They pulled over and sprayed him with a water hose. The water came into the wagon and washed out the piss that my buddy had just made. That was a funny sight. My one friend had to unzip the other. He couldn't get his dick out and they both knew what had to happen next but neither one could say it. He managed to free it without further contact and I woke up the next morning thinking it was all a dream but sure enough, I was in a cell. That was a fun three days in Chatham County.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 9:02 pm to PrivatePublic
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No womminz at all. I decided then and there jail was not for me
This is the most convincing logic I have ever seen. This should be on every Anti-Jail advertisement from here on out
Posted on 2/16/14 at 9:03 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Do you play at LSU?
Posted on 2/16/14 at 9:04 pm to SwayzeBalla
All the time......to visit clients.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 9:06 pm to SwayzeBalla
quote:
Do you play at LSU?
No, slept at a Holiday Inn Express once though
Posted on 2/16/14 at 9:07 pm to SwayzeBalla
Jail or Prison?
Posted on 2/16/14 at 9:57 pm to BuccWildBammer
Either
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:01 pm to SwayzeBalla
I've spent about 10 hours at 201 Poplar for failure to appear for booking and processing for an underage drinking citation when I was 18.
I'll tell the entire story tomorrow.
I'll tell the entire story tomorrow.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:04 pm to UMTigerRebel
TPOS
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:05 pm to UMRealist
What can I say? I'm from Memphis. Thug gonna thug.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:21 pm to SwayzeBalla
In youth and beauty, wisdom is but rare!
Homer
Homer
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