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Has anyone on here ever been in a fart ending relationship?
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:45 pm
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:45 pm
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Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:48 pm to LukeSidewalker
I had a friend who was engaged and his girlfriend got into an argument with him because he was on the toilet while he was talking to her. And they broke up.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:49 pm to LukeSidewalker
No but I've had a few relationship ending farts.
Luckily, alone at the time.
Luckily, alone at the time.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 5:16 pm to LukeSidewalker
I fart around my girlfriend while at the same time not allowing her to fart around me, just like every descent man should. frick double standards, who cares? That shite's gross. I want to still respect her a little bit.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 5:28 pm to LukeSidewalker
Yes, absolutely I've been in a fart contest relationship where all but the winner conceded defeat and never challenged the winner again.
That's what you meant, right?
That's what you meant, right?
Posted on 5/9/14 at 5:51 pm to LukeSidewalker
no, but wimmin use to be attracted to me when I lit them
Posted on 5/9/14 at 7:59 pm to LukeSidewalker
Not sure if it ended here, but:
LINK
LINK
Posted on 5/9/14 at 8:13 pm to LukeSidewalker
quote:
fart ending relationship
anal or vaginal - please specify
Posted on 5/9/14 at 9:20 pm to LukeSidewalker
No, but I'm married to an Alabama woman who constantly asks me if I farted or pooped. I constantly tell her that I'm not into this stuff that involves anything concerning the butt hole. If these questions continue to come up, then I'm getting a divorce. Every morning when we wake up, she asks me if I pooted. Talking to people that I know here, farting is a big thing in Alabama. BTW, my friend was behind an old lady in the Winn Dixie check out line. The woman led out a quiet but deadly one. She told the people behind her that she pooted.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 9:31 pm to LukeSidewalker
Posted on 5/9/14 at 9:37 pm to LukeSidewalker
No, but if a girl does it around me then it's curtains!
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:31 pm to TT9
Man if those queefs are bad, I don't know what I would do 
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