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Girl blows .347 after getting arrested for trying to get on the field
Posted on 9/2/13 at 10:59 am
Posted on 9/2/13 at 10:59 am
at the Iowa game. After she got out of jail she tweeted about "slapping the bag" in reference to finishing off a Franzia box wine. Oh and has a great Twitter. I'm pretty sure I'm in love with @vodka_samm.
Love of my life
Love of my life
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:11 am to DonDraper
I saw her twitter posts after the fact. I think she's funny. Dumb, but funny.
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:12 am to DonDraper

And she skinny...that's a frickload of liquor for a 22 YO skinny chick
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:13 am to PepaSpray
Saw it too
She should get drunk then go get the ".341" tattoo she wants tattooed right on her damn forehead if she is stupid enough to do it
She should get drunk then go get the ".341" tattoo she wants tattooed right on her damn forehead if she is stupid enough to do it

Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:32 am to BuccWildBammer
Now I've never taken a breathalyzer when I've been my drunkest, and I go pretty hard, but I just don't think I could stand up at .341 let alone try and walk onto the field.
"Girl waiting for court with me goes "I wish I knew the girl who blew a .341" I said hi"
"Girl waiting for court with me goes "I wish I knew the girl who blew a .341" I said hi"
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:36 am to BuccWildBammer
That girl could get it
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:40 am to BuccWildBammer
Would pound with the fury of Zeus
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:45 am to BuccWildBammer
Sticking the tongue out. What a dirty girl
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:48 am to bamabenny
Samantha Goudie ?@Vodka_samm 30 Aug
I literally came home at like 9...laid in bed for like two seconds..then went back to the bars for a bar crawl by myself #blackout
Samantha Goudie ?@Vodka_samm 27 Aug
Anyone else know what the vodka twitch is? Its where you take a shot with no chaser and twitch it out
Samantha Goudie ?@Vodka_samm 27 Aug
Shots with @lorenacoche its been too long....my lesbian lovah #vodka
Samantha Goudie ?@Vodka_samm 27 Aug
vodka shots, vodka love, vodka friends
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Samantha Goudie ?@Vodka_samm 27 Aug
tuesday boozeday yo
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Samantha Goudie ?@Vodka_samm 24 Aug
For this lovely Saturday morning I will be eating wine for breakfast
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I literally came home at like 9...laid in bed for like two seconds..then went back to the bars for a bar crawl by myself #blackout
Samantha Goudie ?@Vodka_samm 27 Aug
Anyone else know what the vodka twitch is? Its where you take a shot with no chaser and twitch it out
Samantha Goudie ?@Vodka_samm 27 Aug
Shots with @lorenacoche its been too long....my lesbian lovah #vodka
Samantha Goudie ?@Vodka_samm 27 Aug
vodka shots, vodka love, vodka friends
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Samantha Goudie ?@Vodka_samm 27 Aug
tuesday boozeday yo
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Samantha Goudie ?@Vodka_samm 24 Aug
For this lovely Saturday morning I will be eating wine for breakfast
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This post was edited on 9/2/13 at 11:51 am
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:50 am to DonDraper
I bet her parents are so proud
Posted on 9/2/13 at 12:10 pm to WestCoastAg
Ugh. I do not want a daughter.
Posted on 9/2/13 at 12:10 pm to DonDraper
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I literally came home at like 9...laid in bed for like two seconds..then went back to the bars for a bar crawl by myself #blackout
Posted on 9/2/13 at 12:34 pm to DonDraper
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my lesbian lovah
:(
Posted on 9/2/13 at 12:35 pm to DonDraper
Why do I feel like most of the folks talking about how awesome she sounds haven't been around that type of crowd in a while? 

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