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Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:26 pm
So there is that political thread and with Jeb probably being the republican candidate, it reminded me of his brother George. I hope you find these funny.
“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.”
“They misunderestimated me.”
To those who don't know, misunderestimated is not a word.
“One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." hahahahahahaha
“I think war is a dangerous place.”
There is some truth in that...
“It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life.”
People can reincarnate?
“There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb.”
Didn't know that thanks man
And my personal favorite
“Amigo! Amigo!" (Calling out to the ITALIAN Prime minister....)”
Sorry if you voted for him and sorry for offending the honor of conservatives everywhere but I love this stuff.
“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.”
“They misunderestimated me.”
To those who don't know, misunderestimated is not a word.
“One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." hahahahahahaha
“I think war is a dangerous place.”
There is some truth in that...
“It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life.”
People can reincarnate?
“There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb.”
Didn't know that thanks man
And my personal favorite
“Amigo! Amigo!" (Calling out to the ITALIAN Prime minister....)”
Sorry if you voted for him and sorry for offending the honor of conservatives everywhere but I love this stuff.
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:28 pm to Draids
too bad he never got to visit all 57 States as Pres.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:31 pm to Alahunter
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too bad he never got to visit all 57 States as Pres.
My favorite, or close to it, has to be 'corpse man'. I mean, he just kept saying it and kept saying it.
Seriously stupid screw up by a President of all people.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:40 pm to Draids
It's not his fault, he had some dumbass typing into the teleprompter was probably a liberal plant designed to make him look stupid and G W being a good all around guy he let him keep his job so I didn't have to support his liberal arse
was probably a liberal plant designed to make him look stupid and G W being a good all around guy he let him keep his job so I didn't have to support his liberal arse
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:40 pm to Draids
Amico (phonetically the same as amigo) is "friend" in Italian, moron.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:42 pm to Draids
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“There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb.”
What is dumb about this quote?
It's true. I watched a demostration at a security convention recently. I'm sure the government had it during Bush's term before I saw it at ASIS in ATL last year.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:44 pm to deeprig9
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moron
Ah but in the vocative case it would be amice with the c pronounced as the ch sound
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:48 pm to Draids
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Sorry if you voted for him and sorry for offending the honor of conservatives everywhere but I love this stuff.
Yours is the desperate act of a pathetic liberal alter who still has to dredge up the worst of President Bush in order to boost your own declining morale knowing that Obama is one of the worst Presidents in U.S. history. President Bush no doubt made mistakes during his Presidency but he has more character and integrity than Obama will ever hope to have in his wildest fantasy.
This post was edited on 4/12/15 at 4:51 pm
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:53 pm to davesdawgs
The reason Obama is an ineffective president is because congress is dominated by conservatives so that almost everything he tries to get done gets tossed away by the idiots in the tea party
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:57 pm to Draids
Uh yeah that's why he's penned more executive orders than all the previous presidents before him combined. He sucks, his foreign policy sucks, Obamacare sucks, his socialist views suck, and the people he put in his cabinet suck.
Eta: he had a Democrat majority in Congress for awhile and he still sucked
Eta: he had a Democrat majority in Congress for awhile and he still sucked
This post was edited on 4/12/15 at 4:58 pm
Posted on 4/12/15 at 5:11 pm to deeprig9
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“There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb.”
What is dumb about this quote?
The fact that you can tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb with your fricking eyeballs.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 5:14 pm to Draids
"You didn't build that"
"There's not a smidgen of corruption in the IRS"
"If you like your health care plan, you can can keep your health care plan " (said this on at least 30 separate occasions)
All of these are 1000x more offensive than anything George Bush ever said.
"There's not a smidgen of corruption in the IRS"
"If you like your health care plan, you can can keep your health care plan " (said this on at least 30 separate occasions)
All of these are 1000x more offensive than anything George Bush ever said.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 5:15 pm to Stonehog
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The fact that you can tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb with your fricking eyeballs.
What does that have to do with anything? You fricking idiot.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 5:42 pm to Draids
Still his fault after 6+ years?
Posted on 4/12/15 at 6:06 pm to Draids
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The reason Obama is an ineffective president is because congress is dominated by conservatives so that almost everything he tries to get done gets tossed away by the idiots in the tea party
Congress stalls him, but he had a super majority for two years. He made his own bed.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 6:23 pm to Draids
My favorite Dubya moment wasn't a malaprop.
Wrong door dude.
Wrong door dude.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 6:36 pm to TeLeFaWx
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Congress stalls him, but he had a super majority for two years.
No he didn't.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 6:40 pm to Stonehog
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The fact that you can tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb with your fricking eyeballs.
There are millions of cameras, but not a million people watching them 24 hours a day. Camera systems use analytics so only suspicious video feed is sent to the monitoring system. So if a squirrel comes running across a boundary, the camera system will ignore it. If it's a bomb, or a human, etc.... the feed is forwarded to whatever command center needs to be notified.
Do you feel smarter now?
Posted on 4/12/15 at 6:47 pm to Duke
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Uh yeah that's why he's penned more executive orders than all the previous presidents before him combined.
LINK
The link will show you just how incorrect that statement is.
I was speaking in hyperbole to make a point.
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