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Ga a bunch of non drinking pussies

Posted on 4/4/23 at 8:23 pm
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
20935 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 8:23 pm
LINK

The data has also revealed the five states that drink the least alcohol, with Utah being the driest state across the country, followed by West Virginia, Arkansas, Oklahoma and Georgia

Crap Et tu, Arkansas and Oklahoma?

Too late to ship these weaklings out of the sec???



How did we ever let these non-drinking commie bastards in the Sec???

Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
75810 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 8:24 pm to
I don’t believe that. West Virginia?
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
20935 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 8:25 pm to
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I don’t believe that. West Virginia?


I'm gonna be honest I figured Louisiana would be high in the rankings of alcohol consumption.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
14402 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 8:26 pm to
Texas Tech is in a dry county. What does that even means? Baylor kids drank at the tailgates, but not on campus. Found that odd too.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19832 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 8:29 pm to
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with more than 140,000 men and women dying from alcohol-related causes each year.

Fentanyl, with a better PR team
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
12954 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 8:30 pm to
There's a thread on the first page about a UGA player that had an alcohol related death. Show some courtesy.
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
20935 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 8:33 pm to
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There's a thread on the first page about a UGA player that had an alcohol related death. Show some courtesy.


Dude not everything is about trolling and everyone is not trying to be a dick. Just because you do shitty stuff doesn't mean that's what I'm about. Peace and love my friend
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
14402 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 8:34 pm to
Alcohol has always exacerbated the judgement of many men.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 8:35 pm to
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I don’t believe that. West Virginia?


They drinking moonshine. Government ain’t tracking that.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 8:35 pm to
Alcohol is trashy
Posted by Notclamdip
Member since Mar 2023
940 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 9:01 pm to
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West Virginia?


They drinking moonshine. Government ain’t tracking that

My thoughts exactly.

As for Oklahoma, do they not include the Indian reservations? Hullo...
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
19054 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 9:04 pm to
Between Bob Huggins and Dana Holgerson there's no way WV would be on that list a few years ago
This post was edited on 4/4/23 at 9:05 pm
Posted by RockyRococco
Jacksonville FL
Member since Aug 2021
1593 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 9:13 pm to
1 beer feels like 10 when you stuff your face full of xanax and percs every day
Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
21780 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 9:15 pm to
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West Virginia


I alone drink enough to bring this state to a respectable 25, and I only live a mile within the border. List is shite
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
38168 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 9:16 pm to
Athens is a drunken party town, so don’t blame uga.
Posted by ScoggDog
SE Indiana
Member since Aug 2020
3732 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

There's a thread on the first page about a UGA player that had an alcohol related death. Show some courtesy.


Oh good grief. No jokes about drinking can be made now. I'll add that to "no hurricane jokes" if anyone from Louisiana is - I dunno' ... on the thread, in earshot, or generally listening.

Better yet - we need a list. And I guess only LSU fans can provide it. What exactly CAN we talk about ?

Oh, yeah. Frickin' Caitlyn Clark and whatever princess played at LSU but was born in Maryland. We can talk about that all damn day, every day, until Hell freezes over.

This place is going to shite. Quickly.
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 9:53 pm to
Here's a link with an actual map.

LINK
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
28959 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 10:02 pm to
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Utah being the driest state across the country

Proudly part of that statistic.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
24008 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 10:13 pm to
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Crap Et tu, Arkansas and Oklahoma? Too late to ship these weaklings out of the sec???


No alcohol sold on sundays and a lot of dry counties down here. The Baptists get their booze in bulk elsewhere and hide it.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18107 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 12:28 am to
I used to work in West Virginia and those baws drink beer like Mexicans do. Like it's water. No way that's accurate.
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