Ever been in a situation without a bathroom

Great outdoors, everywhere is a bathroom

Just keep a roll of TP in your trunk and you are golden.

Not as simple as that in DC

Had to go tonight and thought I was going to shat my pants—luckily my wife’s place of work was just 3 blocks away

shite my pants just the other day, in my truck, with my two boys riding with me. Those two are still laughing at me

A girl my wife works with told about going on her honeymoon with her first husband. They were in NOLA, planning to board a cruise ship and the husband, who was super religious, had to drop a deuce but refused to go to a bathroom in the French Quarter because it is a bastion of sin or something along those lines. So instead this guy shite himself. On his honeymoon no less.

Not where I was. There were some restaurants. If I felt like I wasn’t going to make it, I would’ve gone in one of those and ordered something.

Pee in a bottle.
Although I don't miss the days of pissing in one while driving 90+ MPH on 75 in Atlanta during rush hour.

There can't be a bathroom too far away.

On the road, there is always a bank or hotel somewhere near an exit. I always just go into the bank like I'm going to "make a deposit" or carry my briefcase in to a hotel lobby like I am "checking in."

Humans are too uptight. No other animal is ashamed or embarrassed about evacuating in public. We shouldn't be either.

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Humans are too uptight. No other animal is ashamed or embarrassed about evacuating in public. We shouldn't be either.

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Go to San Francisco. This is the new tourist attraction there apparently.