Embarrassing confessions friends have made to you.

This is a strange way to come out of the closet

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Said friend was living in Austin at the time, though.

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Gay homeless people in Austin? Checks out.

I didn't know you were homeless

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A buddy told us in passing his girl put a finger in his butt during sex and said he didn't hate it

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A friend told me and some others the same thing while we were drinking one night. He didn't indicate that he hated it. He was dating the girl at the time. He married her. He's never lived it down.

ETA: This story isn't on topic, but this thread made me think of funny stories my friends have told me over the years.

My friend worked at Domino's as a delivery driver a few years ago.

He told me that one time he delivered pizza to some white chicks house and when she answered the door to pay for the pizza, she had a white fluid just above her upper lip. My friend told her she had something on her lip and when he pointed it out to her, she freaked out like "Oh my god!" and quickly wiped it off with her hand. My friend was confused because he thought it was milk or something, so he didn't understand what the big deal was until he looked over the chicks shoulder to see a huge, muscular, black guy sitting on the couch with his head laid back and his arms spread out over the top of the couch like he was sitting in a hot tub or something.

The couch was facing away from him, so he just saw the back of his head at first, but there was a huge flat screen TV in front of the black dude that was turned off, and he told me he could see the black dudes reflection in the TV and he was completely naked and his penis looked like a horses penis or something. He quit a few months later.

Well that seems excessive

That's interesting. Esp since you posted in the past about working at Dominos

Hes more of an acquaintance or friend of a friend but he admitted to meeting a gay guy online who offered him a large sum of money (cant remember the exact # but at least a few thousand) to drive from Dallas to Austin meet him at his hotel room and let the gay guy suck his dick. He went down there, got the check from the guy, then let him suck his dick. And of course the gay guy canceled the check the next day so he got nothing. This is exactly the type of thing you could picture this guy falling for. He was the male version of a blonde airhead.