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Dwarf Stripper Gets Bride-To-Be Pregnant on Bachelorette Party Night
Posted on 10/10/14 at 4:50 pm
Posted on 10/10/14 at 4:50 pm
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Posted on 10/10/14 at 4:52 pm to DownSouthJukin
frickin' miniboys. They slay the 
Posted on 10/10/14 at 5:01 pm to DownSouthJukin
I'm going to go ahead and assume that the Groom dodged a bullet on this one.
Posted on 10/10/14 at 5:06 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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I'm going to go ahead and assume that the Groom dodged a bullet on this one.
Dodged how? They're married and now she has someone else's child. He took that bullet to the face.
Posted on 10/10/14 at 5:07 pm to DownSouthJukin
"Hen Night"
Posted on 10/10/14 at 5:10 pm to DownSouthJukin
I can't imagine how wasted you would have to be to sleep with a dwarf stripper. 
Posted on 10/10/14 at 5:17 pm to DownSouthJukin
Very short sighted decision on her part.
Posted on 10/10/14 at 5:18 pm to UMTigerRebel
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I can't imagine how wasted you would have to be to sleep with a dwarf stripper
I hear their bodies compensate for the height.
Posted on 10/10/14 at 5:31 pm to deltaland
Posted on 10/10/14 at 5:38 pm to deltaland
Posted on 10/10/14 at 5:42 pm to TbirdSpur2010
getting married is a scary endeavor. If this guy wasn't married the next step would be so much easier.
Posted on 10/10/14 at 5:43 pm to DownSouthJukin
Pretty clear grounds for annulment, should be a short process.
Posted on 10/10/14 at 6:22 pm to DownSouthJukin
This would be so much more awesome with pictures.
Posted on 10/10/14 at 6:55 pm to DownSouthJukin
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:11 pm to DownSouthJukin
Wow. That's pretty low.
It's not the child's fault, though, so I hope the husband won't be short with him.
It's honestly sad the depths some people will stoop to.
This really is the height of infidelity.
...and other puns.
It's not the child's fault, though, so I hope the husband won't be short with him.
It's honestly sad the depths some people will stoop to.
This really is the height of infidelity.
...and other puns.
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:18 pm to GoBigOrange86
I guess being faithful was too tall of an order.
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:23 pm to PrivatePublic
I sure hope the child's biological father will step up to do his part.
I'm sure the husband is angry, but he has to be the bigger man.
I'm sure the husband is angry, but he has to be the bigger man.
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:24 pm to KSGamecock
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This would be so much more awesome with pictures.
Slayed
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:29 pm to GoBigOrange86
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I'm sure the husband is angry, but he has to be the bigger man.
This. He doesn't need to stoop to their level
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:36 pm to deltaland
How little do you have to think of someone to do this to them?
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