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Do you like to use the same bathroom stall at work to perform your duties?
Posted on 6/14/17 at 7:41 am
Posted on 6/14/17 at 7:41 am
I'm in for my morning ritual this morning and noticed someone in my usual spot.
This post was edited on 6/14/17 at 7:43 am
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Posted on 6/14/17 at 7:44 am to boogiewoogie1978
Yep, handicapped stall FTW.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:14 am to boogiewoogie1978
Slightly different topic, but I was performing my post lunch duties when some frick came in with their full toiletries bag and decided to take a shower in the sink. Had the electric toothbrush, dental floss, mouthwash, hair-comb, some cologne even. Completely ruined my extra lunch break 
Just go chew some gum or something and let me take my extra ten minutes in peace.
Just go chew some gum or something and let me take my extra ten minutes in peace.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 9:14 am to OldRebYeller
We have someone who routinely brushes his teeth in the bathroom here.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 9:19 am to boogiewoogie1978
Haha, duties
Posted on 6/14/17 at 9:26 am to boogiewoogie1978
That's disgusting
Posted on 6/14/17 at 9:29 am to CNB
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That's disgusting
I mean it is weird but how is it disgusting? You brush your teeth in your bathroom at home right?
I don't see any difference. It's not like the brush comes into contact with anything in the bathroom.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 9:34 am to CNB
Heh, I was trying to form some sort of Double-entendre on what happens after my double morning cups of office coffee and shotty lunches 
Posted on 6/14/17 at 9:37 am to Weagle25
In my bathroom it's MY poo particles in the air, and nobody else's
THAT MATTERS
THAT MATTERS
Posted on 6/14/17 at 9:37 am to CNB
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In my bathroom it's MY poo particles in the air, and nobody else's
You hold your breath the whole time in the bathroom??
Posted on 6/14/17 at 9:38 am to Weagle25
Usually just bring in a respirator.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 2:47 pm to PrivatePublic
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Yep, handicapped stall FTW.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 3:40 pm to boogiewoogie1978
For the love of God, how can anyone have a ritual of doing their morning business at a work commode?! Good grief, get your constitution right. I have NEVER EVER used a school or work commode for morning business. It's called eating right, healthy sleep cycle, getting up early enough to eat a proper breakfast, etc. If you're type who awakes in the morning with only enough time to quickly refresh, dress, and dash to work, then you get what you deserve.
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Posted on 6/14/17 at 3:46 pm to Tidemeister
You're afraid to poop in a public bathroom, aren't you?
Posted on 6/14/17 at 3:50 pm to boogiewoogie1978
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I'm in for my morning ritual this morning and noticed someone in my usual spot.
Did you blow him?
Posted on 6/14/17 at 6:09 pm to CNB
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You're afraid to poop in a public bathroom, aren't you?
I am. Only in emergency situations will I do it. I hold it in.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 6:28 pm to Tidemeister
There was a guy who would go take a dump every morning after he was on the clock. His manager put up with it for a while but finally told him he needed to take his shite on his own time. Oddly enough, he got promoted to management. Go figure.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 9:16 pm to Murray Hill Gator
Posted on 6/14/17 at 9:44 pm to boogiewoogie1978
Definitely, I have a go to stall but if it's taken I have a reliable backup plan.
Sidenote, does anybody else hate when you're on the throne browsing the rant and some sick frick sits in the stall next to you and just has a loud as hell dump? Completely ruins my morning browse sesh.
Another sidenote, I once had a gross bastard literally stand and wait until I was done taking a deuce, and we have like 5-6 different bathrooms he could've gone to
Sidenote, does anybody else hate when you're on the throne browsing the rant and some sick frick sits in the stall next to you and just has a loud as hell dump? Completely ruins my morning browse sesh.
Another sidenote, I once had a gross bastard literally stand and wait until I was done taking a deuce, and we have like 5-6 different bathrooms he could've gone to
Posted on 6/14/17 at 9:48 pm to boogiewoogie1978
I rarely have to take a dump at work.
My body has trained itself to need to shite about 20 mins after I get home. But if I do have to at work I use the first stall and leave the stall door open so other people will be freaked out and leave me alone to do my business.
My body has trained itself to need to shite about 20 mins after I get home. But if I do have to at work I use the first stall and leave the stall door open so other people will be freaked out and leave me alone to do my business.
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