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Posted on 4/30/13 at 1:19 pm to
Posted by sugatowng
Look at my bling Bitches
Member since Nov 2006
25601 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 1:19 pm to


You win
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 1:31 pm to
Went with a buddy to this skank's house. And I mean skank. And by house, I mean her Section 8 shithole apartment.

It was someone he knew from high school.

Ever seen a girl so fat that her fat rolls make extra tits? That's how fat this girl was. And they looked like "extra tits" when she got on all fours blowing him on the dirty carpet, as I sat there, mere feet away.

So, he then proceeds to eat her out while she's on all fours. And she turns to me and motions towards me like its "my turn".

The cat-smell of the dirty apartment and the fupa-cheese smell of her naked body combined to make me honestly throw up a little in my mouth.

I froze. I was 19 and I couldn't go to her, and I was kind of jammed into a corner sitting in that shitty chair.

I held my breath, closed my eyes, and they did the deed, right there in front of me....that smelly apartment, that dirty carpet, those pale fat rolls that looked like giant tits. It still haunts me to this day.

All of my own sex has been good, at least for me.
This post was edited on 4/30/13 at 1:36 pm
Posted by rugbyag
McKinney, Texas
Member since Sep 2011
1083 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 1:35 pm to
Im sure a piece of your soul was left behind in that apartment.

I now understand why you are such an angry man.
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

I now understand why you are such an angry man.


you don't know me. you don't know my life.
Posted by rugbyag
McKinney, Texas
Member since Sep 2011
1083 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 1:38 pm to
Its ok. You dont have to be angry anymore. Just let it all go.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21774 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 1:49 pm to
"If you have hate in your heart, let it out!"



Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 1:50 pm to
Thanks for reminding me why I don't hang out with trashy people
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

wmr

Bull shite or not, I really wish I wouldn't have read that.
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 1:53 pm to
Oh, there's nothing bullshite about it. Sadly.

Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 2:01 pm to
I'm sorry for you, and ...
Posted by BuccWildBammer
AL
Member since Nov 2011
23340 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 2:08 pm to
I've kicked a few doors in of section 8's and what I've seen hasn't always been grand so I feel for you that's tough

Was your buddy that hard up for a piece? He should've gone to a club or an Asian massage parlor or something damn
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 2:10 pm to
I'm not sure, looking back. He was a rich kid, nice car, gf. I almost took it as a "prolonged derangement of the senses for the sake of enlightenment" type of thing.

Self-flagellation. Not sure.
This post was edited on 4/30/13 at 2:11 pm
Posted by BuccWildBammer
AL
Member since Nov 2011
23340 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 2:14 pm to
Wait...so he had a gf, and money to buy a hot chick off backpage or whatever.com and he hooked up with Porky the pig?
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 2:18 pm to
Yes.
Posted by BuccWildBammer
AL
Member since Nov 2011
23340 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 2:21 pm to
was he inconceivably high?
Posted by TaxmanMSU
a glasscase of emotion
Member since Oct 2012
4217 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 2:22 pm to
Maybe he just had a BBW fetish?
Posted by BuccWildBammer
AL
Member since Nov 2011
23340 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 2:25 pm to
Hey I love women, all kinds of women but a woman who is

1. Morbidly obese from his description

Then on top of that

2. Doesn't practice hygiene to the point of stench

Is very much
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
20935 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 2:54 pm to
Had a buddy in high school that was dating a smoking hot cheerleader. She let him PIIHB, and she crapped all over him.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 2:55 pm to
WMR,

I puked.


Actually, when I was in high school I was in this situation a few times, except the trashy girl wasn't obese. Usually she was just super trashy, dirty, smelly...just plain nasty. Disease nasty.

I never participated in relations with those sort of girls, but two of my friends absolutely loved trashy girls. Trash parties were some of the weirdest, sketchiest, and scary parties that I've ever attended.

So was life for a high school kid in a farming community....
This post was edited on 4/30/13 at 3:07 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 2:57 pm to
I'm surprised that it went unnoticed that the guy ate out the obese girl while she was on all fours.

That means that his nose was in her goat cheese a-hole.

That's the grossest part of the entire story. He was eating a livercheese sandwich while sniffing a sewage pipe.
This post was edited on 4/30/13 at 2:59 pm
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