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Posted on 4/30/13 at 3:13 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 4/30/13 at 3:13 pm to mizzoukills
Crushing doggy and she blew a fart in my face.
Musta being doing right I guess
never called her again tho
Musta being doing right I guess
never called her again tho
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Posted on 4/30/13 at 3:21 pm to mizzoukills
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He was eating a livercheese sandwich while sniffing a sewage pipe
As if the story wasnt graphic or distrubing already.
Posted on 4/30/13 at 4:40 pm to mizzoukills
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That's the grossest part of the entire story. He was eating a livercheese sandwich while sniffing a sewage pipe.
Pure fricking G O L D
Posted on 4/30/13 at 5:06 pm to mizzoukills
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He was eating a livercheese sandwich while sniffing a sewage pipe.
And that, my friends, takes over as the new sig quote.
Posted on 4/30/13 at 5:06 pm to GTHTSUN
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This post was edited on 6/22/21 at 5:00 pm
Posted on 4/30/13 at 5:24 pm to mizzoukills
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I'm surprised that it went unnoticed that the guy ate out the obese girl while she was on all fours. That means that his nose was in her goat cheese a-hole.
Yes, this is an important part of the story. It is seared into my memory. I could barely look my buddy in the eye after that, and we are no longer friends.
Posted on 4/30/13 at 5:31 pm to wmr
Seriously, WHY did you not leave?? At least go outside & vomit or something.
This post was edited on 4/30/13 at 5:32 pm
Posted on 4/30/13 at 6:30 pm to Arkla Missy
Well, I was pretty drunk. And I was 19, so pretty insecure. I felt like they wanted me to watch. And I didn't really know the area, but I knew it was ghetto.
And plus, they were in my way, like if I had reclined the chair, I would have kicked her in the belly-tits.
Hindsight is 20/20. I wish I had left.
And plus, they were in my way, like if I had reclined the chair, I would have kicked her in the belly-tits.
Hindsight is 20/20. I wish I had left.
Posted on 4/30/13 at 6:33 pm to wmr
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And plus, they were in my way, like if I had reclined the chair, I would have kicked her in the belly-tits
Ok, gotcha.
Posted on 4/30/13 at 6:38 pm to wmr
I have another one. I had a corporate apartment that I shared with a couple of hippie transient employees, early in my career. This was in the River Market in Little Rock. This one chick brought this roided up dude back to the loft. So we're in the kitchen of this loft apartment and I am making a drink. The dude was friendly and they were kind of kissing.
Well, I'm standing there awkwardly making small talk as they are going to town on each other. I turn around from the action, getting my weed out of its keeping place, about to smoke up. I feel a hand on my arse, stroking it. I don't immediately turn around, because I figure its that girl, and I had banged her once in the shower like two days earlier, even though I guess I was technically her work superior and it was "sexual harassment". I was 23, and she was 21, and neither of us made much money. And there was nothing else there. She was kinda whoring around, and I was down.
So my arse is being stroked, and then kind of vigorously, aggressively, like in my butt crack. I turn around, and its the dude. He's deep kissing this chick, one hand on tits, and he is grabbing my arse with the other one.
Again, I froze. I have a little bit of a panic feeling, remembering that moment as I type this. Just completely shocked. And the guy was a massive bodybuilder type guy, lot of tattoos.
I felt my anger rising and I told him to get the frick out of my apartment. And then, I thought he would beat the shite out of me.
They both left quickly. Later the girl told me a story about how during sex, he put her panties in her mouth, playfully at first, but then she was choking and thought she was going to die.
He was a sick, fricked up, sex freak.
Ok. So, do I win the thread?
Well, I'm standing there awkwardly making small talk as they are going to town on each other. I turn around from the action, getting my weed out of its keeping place, about to smoke up. I feel a hand on my arse, stroking it. I don't immediately turn around, because I figure its that girl, and I had banged her once in the shower like two days earlier, even though I guess I was technically her work superior and it was "sexual harassment". I was 23, and she was 21, and neither of us made much money. And there was nothing else there. She was kinda whoring around, and I was down.
So my arse is being stroked, and then kind of vigorously, aggressively, like in my butt crack. I turn around, and its the dude. He's deep kissing this chick, one hand on tits, and he is grabbing my arse with the other one.
Again, I froze. I have a little bit of a panic feeling, remembering that moment as I type this. Just completely shocked. And the guy was a massive bodybuilder type guy, lot of tattoos.
I felt my anger rising and I told him to get the frick out of my apartment. And then, I thought he would beat the shite out of me.
They both left quickly. Later the girl told me a story about how during sex, he put her panties in her mouth, playfully at first, but then she was choking and thought she was going to die.
He was a sick, fricked up, sex freak.
Ok. So, do I win the thread?
This post was edited on 4/30/13 at 6:40 pm
Posted on 4/30/13 at 6:40 pm to wmr
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wmr
WINNER
Damn, I've lived a very tame life.
This post was edited on 4/30/13 at 6:42 pm
Posted on 4/30/13 at 7:56 pm to Arkla Missy
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wmr
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WINNER
Not so fast.......
I told this story in another thread earlier but I will tell it again since it is on topic.
Back in HS there was this chick/whore giving BJ's at a party like they were handshakes. She went down on this one guy and he nutted in her mouth. She then stood up and snowballed the guy waiting to be serviced next.
Posted on 4/30/13 at 8:28 pm to GTHTSUN
Posted on 4/30/13 at 9:54 pm to wmr
I'm glad I didn't eat dinner tonight...
Posted on 4/30/13 at 9:57 pm to wmr
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wmr
Posted on 4/30/13 at 10:01 pm to GTHTSUN
The first story in this article is a friend of mine, he told me about the story and letter to Deadspin, had to remain anonymous though.
LINK
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This story goes back to my high school days. I had been dating a girl for several months and things were going great. We had taken it all the way to 3rd base and were doing so on a regular basis as we had her house to ourselves every day after school. I soon started joking around and hinting that we should try the 'ol 69, but she was somewhat reluctant. Fastforward a few weeks and we were at a friends party partaking in the regular shots, shotgunning, beer pong, etc... Towards the end of the night she whispers in my ear that she's ready to do the deed and to meet her upstairs up on the 3rd floor which was a small, private media room. A few minutes later, half-chubbed, I walk into the dark room where she jumps on me already naked and ready to 69. I was gung ho from the start, however I couldn't help but notice it didn't smell that great. I figured this must be normal due to the nature of the position and kept at it. After we finished, I hopped up, got dressed, but still had the stench of poo following me around. At that moment, my lady friend flipped on the light as we locked eyes I noticed she was sporting a ghastly face. I crossed my eyes, looked down at the tip of my nose and discovered.... A dingleberry. She flicked it off and we never spoke of it again. Looking back, that was probably the beginning of the end.
LINK
Posted on 5/1/13 at 12:39 am to Latarian
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:50 am to Latarian
WTF, Latarian? Was that necessary?
God, that actually made me sick.
God, that actually made me sick.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 9:01 am to Latarian
Flicked it off. How polite.
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