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Disturbing sexual experiences

Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:19 pm
Posted by GTHTSUN
Team Jacktown
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:19 pm
The other thread about girls not giving head got my creative juices flowing and reminded me of experiences and stories from the past. What is the strangest/grossest/most disturbing sexual experience you have had or know of.

A friend in HS was dating this chick that would do everything except let him PIIHV. She wanted to stay a virgin but didn't mind letting him stick it in her pooper. Makes sense, right?
They went to eat one Sunday with their church youth group at a pizza place. She wasn't feeling well so they left before the rest of the group. My friend had just gotten a new Tacoma and they were riding in it when she starts giving him road head. God must have planned this because the timing was perfect. Just as he was about to get off she started getting nauseous and tried to pull away. He put his hand on the back of her head to keep her from stopping. He should've let her pull away because just as he got off she blew chunks all in his lap and all over the inside of his new truck.

Now try explaining that to your parents.
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:22 pm to
Epic.
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32513 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:23 pm to
one time i accidentally piihb unprepared


disturbing in that sex did not occur for over a month after that and where we had been pretty adventurous it went vanilla for a long time afterwards. and her blood curdling scream. and that i didn't get to finish.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:23 pm to
Posted by TupeloReb
Member since Nov 2012
10744 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:23 pm to
Chad Bumphis had a relationship with a teacher here. Terribly weird
Posted by GTHTSUN
Team Jacktown
Member since Sep 2012
1646 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:24 pm to
pics or gtfo
Posted by GTHTSUN
Team Jacktown
Member since Sep 2012
1646 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:25 pm to
I lol'd at the guy's response as opposed to the girls' response in that. It fits perfectly.
Posted by TupeloReb
Member since Nov 2012
10744 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:25 pm to
No pics. You can ask about anybody goes/have gone to Tupelo in the last 6 years. She is outspoken about it as well
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

He put his hand on the back of her head to keep her from stopping

He deserved it then.
Posted by GTHTSUN
Team Jacktown
Member since Sep 2012
1646 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:35 pm to
WYHI?
Posted by TupeloReb
Member since Nov 2012
10744 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:37 pm to
Yes. He is considered a badass for it
Posted by Randy1375
Member since Dec 2012
2720 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:43 pm to
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Posted by TupeloReb
Member since Nov 2012
10744 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:44 pm to
Is that okay to post peoples name on here?
Posted by McRebel42
North Mississippi Hollywood
Member since Oct 2012
11606 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:46 pm to
Posted by Randy1375
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:46 pm to
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Posted by TupeloReb
Member since Nov 2012
10744 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:49 pm to
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Posted by sugatowng
Look at my bling Bitches
Member since Nov 2006
25601 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:52 pm to
Got that beat but not typin all out on my iPad...


Cliffs:
Frat House
Drunk girl
Bro giving her hot beer tryin to hookup
Makes It to my room all horny
Sucks dick
Bros watch
I hear the puke sounds...nothing I could do
Chunks in pubes
Run Dow hallway...bros clowning...wash junk in sink
Girl hides...sneaks out...bros make puke sounds toward her from the veranda
She is kicked out of sorority and quits school

Congrats on the sex I guess
Posted by Randy1375
Member since Dec 2012
2720 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:53 pm to
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Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14933 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:54 pm to
That gif makes me everytime
Posted by TupeloReb
Member since Nov 2012
10744 posts
Posted on 4/30/13 at 12:55 pm to
One time Chad tweeted something about coming home to Tupelo and my friend asked her if she was getting ready for a big weekend. It was pretty funny
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