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re: Banned By Bama Moderator For Using The Word "Cornholio"
Posted on 8/15/16 at 12:16 pm to Kentucker
Posted on 8/15/16 at 12:16 pm to Kentucker
Well, while that is hilarious I aint buying it. I'm born and raised in the south, and I have never heard anyone refer to anal sex as cornholio. (or even cornhole) I mean yeah, cornhole can be used to refer to an a-hole, but never have I heard of cornholio being a term for arse sex.
As far as I know Cornholio is a fictional character from a cartoon of my childhood. From back when MTV still played a couple music videos per day.
Posted on 8/15/16 at 12:25 pm to Pinche Cabron
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When the Woolly went down, I went to Rolltidebama but saw right quick, they weren't open to our crazy peeps.
I still post over at RTB. There are a couple of guys left from the original group from TideSports, and there are a few left from the Woolly days.
Now most have gone missing though : (
I think a couple of the old timers are over at that bamaredsports or whatever its called. BillBrosky, Chechem, etc.,
When I post over at RTB I definitely make sure I watch what I say, and keep it strictly business for the most part.
When I started posting here I thought it was lax, but after having been banned for having used a cartoon characters name I guess I have no idea what the hell is going on anymore.
Posted on 8/15/16 at 2:43 pm to PowHound
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Cornholio is a fictional character from a cartoon of my childhood
Welp, the cartoon was Beavis and Butthead... given what you know now, doe it surprise you that "cornholio" would be named after butt sex?
Posted on 8/15/16 at 2:54 pm to PowHound
For this thread, all Bama fans come out of hiding to shite on you. I am sorry for you. It does seem a little dumb to me
Posted on 8/15/16 at 3:20 pm to PowHound
If I remember right, it wasn't as much you using Cornholio, it was how hard you were bashing Cornwell. Maybe that is the mods boy or something.
Posted on 8/15/16 at 3:34 pm to Syd
^ well judge for yourself. Here is the post that started it all:
"I dont mean this as smartass as its gonna come across, but anyone with eyeballs knew cornhole was never gonna win the job vs the other 3 after ADay.
Bama has two legit talents at QB right now, and another that can be trusted not to show his cock in public.
None of which are named cornholio."
So the cock reference was because David Cornwell was caught flashing his junk in an inappropriate setting to someone who did not want to see it. He got in a lot of trouble for this within the program.
Other than that I even prefaced the entire post with "this is going to sound more smart arse than I mean it to."
And in all fairness the post was 100% accurate. Everyone in the know knew Cornholio was done after last spring. I dont even believe he has a foot injury this fall; I think the staff is helping him save face after being passed by all the other QB's.
"I dont mean this as smartass as its gonna come across, but anyone with eyeballs knew cornhole was never gonna win the job vs the other 3 after ADay.
Bama has two legit talents at QB right now, and another that can be trusted not to show his cock in public.
None of which are named cornholio."
So the cock reference was because David Cornwell was caught flashing his junk in an inappropriate setting to someone who did not want to see it. He got in a lot of trouble for this within the program.
Other than that I even prefaced the entire post with "this is going to sound more smart arse than I mean it to."
And in all fairness the post was 100% accurate. Everyone in the know knew Cornholio was done after last spring. I dont even believe he has a foot injury this fall; I think the staff is helping him save face after being passed by all the other QB's.
This post was edited on 8/15/16 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 8/15/16 at 3:39 pm to PowHound
I thought there was more to the post than that, anyway, sometimes you just gotta drop it and move on. Do you get to view the board even though you're banned?
Posted on 8/15/16 at 4:05 pm to Syd
Yeah I can read it, but no post allowed. I hear'ya man about dropping it, but like I said, I have been posting on numerous Bama boards for 10+ years, and I can honestly say I have never seen anyone get banned for anything that silly.
I tried to handle it privately, but no one from the Bama board would answer my emails.
I think they should allow me back, and change my name to Cornholio.
My signature could be, "I need TP for my bunghole !
I tried to handle it privately, but no one from the Bama board would answer my emails.
I think they should allow me back, and change my name to Cornholio.
My signature could be, "I need TP for my bunghole !
Posted on 8/15/16 at 5:22 pm to PowHound
LOL. I liked Beavis and Butthead.
Posted on 8/15/16 at 6:13 pm to PowHound
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PowHound
Normally, I would ignore this type of thing, but your post seems reasonable. You didn't get nasty, and for the most part, you accurately represented what went down.
1. We don't have an email address, so I'm not sure what you sent, or to whom. I did, however, see your request to add you back. I fully intend to do that once the two weeks is up.
2. You once, some months ago, lamented that the SECR Bama Board was not more "wild west" like Wooly Al. We might not be like Wooly Al, but I'd like to think we're pretty laid back. We welcome posters from other teams. You don't have to be a sunshine pumper. In fact, those people get on my nerves. I have, on a number of occasions, defended fellow Bama fans who were criticizing a player and being called out by the pumpers. We allow posters to criticize the coaches and players, and that's not changing while Alahunter or I are mods.
3. Your comments on Cornwell, combined with the nickname you used, seemed overly harsh to me and to several other posters. So while we welcome criticism of performance, coaching, etc., it crosses a line when it becomes personal, especially towards a current player. I realize you don't think it crossed that line.
4. Why did you get kicked? It wasn't so much the continued use of the nickname after I asked you to stop as it was your reaction to those of us who found it in poor taste.
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Yall call that bashing a player ? Jeezus some of yall sunshine pumping, crimson coolaid cult types need to get a life. Shared my opinion; if you dont like it then go frick yourself.
Even still, I admitted that it might be an overreaction to kick someone just because of a nickname, so I locked that thread and asked that we all just move on. Something you refused to do. You carried your comments over into another thread. There were 8 days between that original dust up and the post that got you kicked. EIGHT. Speaking of that post, in which you continued to push the cornholio thing, you also posted this:
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People get VERY hurt, and offended almost like little girls who have had their ice cream stolen just before being pushed down on the hard concrete suffering the classic skint knee.
If you post something and people take offense, that's ok. Unless it's in poor taste, I'll probably be right there backing you up. But what you can't do is continually ridicule and taunt people who disagree with you. Then you're no better than the pumpers who want to shame others into silence when they have something less than glowing to say about the team.
That's what got you kicked.
So, to recap, no I'm not a "Respect My Authori-Tiii !" type. I'm not sensitive. I don't dislike you. In 12 days, I will welcome you back with open arms. If you can refrain from bashing people who may have a different opinion than you, you'll be fine.
This post was edited on 8/15/16 at 6:24 pm
Posted on 8/15/16 at 7:12 pm to PowHound
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I've been around Bama boards for a loong time, and I have never seen anyone get banned for something that stupid.
You obviously haven't been on Tidefans
Posted on 8/15/16 at 11:41 pm to LewDawg
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Salsa
Ok, I can respect that.
That post where I told everyone to get fricked was in self defense, but yeah maybe not a good idea.
I should have been above it, but I generally have no patience for grown men that use words like "offensive" while visiting a football message board.
(I indeed feel that my original post was reasonable, and not some horrific, psychologically scarring for the weak minded comment. No one should have been "offended" by that IMO)
The second cornholio in the other thread where I got the boot I thought was pretty funny. I guess I have a kind of dark since of humor that can be sometimes misunderstood. In fact re-reading my post about the "offended" men acting like little girls with skint knees, and their ice cream stolen well... I guess if you didn't know me better you would think that was nothing but a shot at someone, but honestly I was merely trying to make light of the situation. Again probably a joke I should not have made under the circumstances with the people involved. My bad.
I appreciate you showing up here to hash it out though. I dont agree with the banning, but its your forum, and I can see I was pushing the limits for a few of the regulars so I respect your decision.
I apologize for any inconveniences, and look forward to re-joining the forum soon. I can't promise I wont step on any sensitive toes in the future, but I can promise I will take you seriously when you tell me youre gonna ban my arse.
See ya in 12 days
Oh... can I keep my new sig ?
Posted on 8/16/16 at 12:07 am to PowHound
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Oh... can I keep my new sig ?
Oh heck, why not.
Posted on 8/16/16 at 7:09 am to PowHound
I wish they'd just ban you from the whole site for posting this garbage.
Posted on 8/16/16 at 8:14 am to TheDeathValley
Well, you know what they say, "wish in one hand - shite in the other, and see which one fill up first." Ironically either one would have more at the end of the year than L5U will be putting in the trophy case, ammaright ?
Bama, Putting the 6 in L6U in 2016.
Bama, Putting the 6 in L6U in 2016.
Posted on 8/17/16 at 12:14 am to PowHound
Well don't mention anything about burton burns daughter.
Posted on 10/26/24 at 5:45 am to PowHound
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The Bama Mod, FleshEatingSalsa, banned me for two weeks for using the word Cornholio ?
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