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Posted on 9/25/14 at 12:07 pm to NYCAuburn
High school dropout, low self-esteem, superiority complex, plays too much Call of Duty.
Possible sociopath.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 12:16 pm to wadewilson
Meth-head violating his probation
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:28 pm to AUbagman
"The anti-prius, low key environmentalist or penny pincher. Gets 50 MPG and doesn't have to tell the world about it. "
Problem: it's a chick car.
Source: I own one. And I have eyes.
Verdict: IDGAF . . I like it.
Problem: it's a chick car.
Source: I own one. And I have eyes.
Verdict: IDGAF . . I like it.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:29 pm to crispyUGA
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We have the sportswagen TDI, it's awesome on road trips.
That's a whole nuther hipster realm of VW right there . . it's "Jetta" in name only.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:40 pm to Grievous Angel
Black guy, younger to middle aged, makes decent money but still hangs with old crowd
Little old white hair lady
Really old White Guy or 60 something black guy
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:43 pm to roadhouse
I see these all the time on the interstate, usually in groups of 4 or 5, and I have yet to see one not driven by a Mexican.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:12 pm to UMTigerRebel
White male, late 40's to early 60's, recent divorcee, low T count, narcissist.
Likely owns at least 3 pairs of Chaco sandals.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 7:50 pm to wadewilson
Total frat bro. Probably has a tribal tattoo and one or more pair of visors in his closet. Had frosted tips and a cartelage piercing up until the mid-2000's. Roughly 50% of his T-shirts have the sleeves cut off. A perfect Saturday night would include pumping a coed full of SoCo and lime shots until he and his bro can pig roast her while giving each other high-fives. He has had uncomfortable sexual feelings for his bro since the frat made them do the elephant walk.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 7:51 pm to NYCAuburn
__________
Posted on 9/25/14 at 8:33 pm to roadhouse
Posted on 9/25/14 at 8:37 pm to KSGamecock
Trailer park trash.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:37 pm to KSGamecock
Two possibilities:
Middle-aged woman, seeking an economical "sports car". 2.5 children, married, works part time. Husband is a used car salesman.
Gay man, late 30's to mid 40's. Boyfriend doesn't like it, thinks it's a mid-life crisis statement. They soon break up.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 5:56 am to wadewilson
Only black people drive Cadillacs.
I so want this ride
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:20 am to LanierSpots
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Only black people drive Cadillacs.
I so want this ride
My Mother In law drives a CTS with chrome rims and tinted windows. They have had people racially profile them
White Chick, middle aged, probably single, probably in sales(More than likely real estate or Pharm)
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:21 am to NYCAuburn
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My Mother In law drives a CTS with chrome rims and tinted windows. They have had people racially profile them
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:34 am to TbirdSpur2010
Guy/Worker around the house, saw the car leaving and didnt put two and two together, told my father inlaw, "I didnt think any black folks lived in your neighborhood" 
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:36 am to Mizzeaux
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quote: Black dude, probably military.
I don't see what tbird has to do with this.....
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:40 am to NYCAuburn
Wow
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:12 am to NYCAuburn
At least you don't have a pink Cadillac that lives on your street
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