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Another judgmental analysis of American states

Posted on 9/22/19 at 10:17 pm
Posted by Tau Neutrino
Franklin, Tennessee
Member since Aug 2019
734 posts
Posted on 9/22/19 at 10:17 pm
I present to you:

A Ranking of America's States, from Least to Most Redneck

We'll start with the least redneck and progress (er, regress, rather) down the list toward the most redneck state in the US of A.

Where do you think your state will fall in Tau Neutrino's brilliant mind? Let's find out.

50. Massachusetts
49. Hawai'i
48. Rhode Island
47. Connecticut
46. Delaware
45. Minnesota
44. New Hampshire
43. New Jersey
42. New York
41. Washington
40. Vermont
39. Colorado
38. California
37. Maryland
36. Oregon
35. Utah
34. Virginia
33. Michigan
32. Iowa
31. Nevada
30. Illinois
29. North Dakota
28. New Mexico
27. Florida
26. Pennsylvania
25. Montana
24. South Dakota
23. Wyoming
22. Wisconsin
21. Idaho
20. Ohio
19. Arizona
18. Alaska
17. North Carolina
16. Kansas
15. Georgia
14. Nebraska
13. South Carolina
12. Tennessee
11. Texas
10. Oklahoma
9. Missouri
8. Maine (Don't believe me? Go there and see for yourselves.)
7. Indiana
6. Louisiana

And now, the Hickest of the Hick...


5. Kentucky

4. West Virginia

3. Alabama

2. Mississippi

1. Arkansas
This post was edited on 9/23/19 at 1:31 pm
Posted by Quintona
Member since Mar 2019
739 posts
Posted on 9/22/19 at 10:24 pm to
You need to get out more
Posted by Mountaineerfan7
Virginia
Member since Oct 2008
719 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 1:34 am to
Id move up Virginia, Pennsylvania and Maryland (western MD is basically West Virginia). Could probably make a case for Florida (and maybe Ohio) to move up as well. There are some redneck folks in those places.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68154 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 5:54 am to
quote:

from Most to Least Redneck

quote:

We'll start with the least redneck

You had 2 ways to go and you couldn't decide huh?

What qualifies as "redneck" depends on where you live.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
20918 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 8:11 am to
quote:

21. Idaho



Know how I can tell someone hasn't spent much time in the Idaho panhandle? They put Idaho outside the top 10 of most redneck states.
Posted by BobLeeDagger
In Your Head
Member since May 2016
7074 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 8:13 am to
Why do people think Redneck is a derogatory term?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130210 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 8:22 am to
It's really a shame you don't have something more to do than think up stupid stuff to post on the internet. Can you not find a job or a school to attend?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 8:40 am to
If you get rid of the numbers, you can basically read your list as most liberal state to least liberal.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 9:14 am to
quote:

Why do people think Redneck is a derogatory term?


I know right?
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
8889 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 9:14 am to
New York is loaded with rednecks. They just call them something else up there.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 9:14 am to
I’d rather be a redneck than a lib
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
107201 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 9:35 am to
quote:

A Ranking of America's States, from Most to Least Redneck


quote:

We'll start with the least redneck and progress (er, regress, rather) down the list toward the most redneck state in the US of A.


This is such a redneck way to start this whole thing, I will allow it.
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
47316 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 9:40 am to
quote:

3. Alabama

We got robbed

This is our championship. Of course, half of the state will claim the championship anyways so...
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 10:40 am to
quote:

New York is loaded with rednecks. They just call them something else up there.



No they’re rednecks
They just live outside of the NYC Metro area
Since around 80% are in that NYC/LI/Westchester area

The rest of the state are, prob around 5 million people
Which is larger than some of those other states listed
This post was edited on 9/23/19 at 11:21 am
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 10:44 am to
quote:

It's really a shame you don't have something more to do than think up stupid stuff to post on the internet. Can you not find a job or a school to attend?



Do people actually work on Sunday night at 10pm?
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26175 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 12:28 pm to
We have a plethora of rednecks, in some ways I'm one myself, but you are ignoring the growth of NW Arkansas. We are, at most, 6th.

West Virginia is your real winner here.
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 12:33 pm to
Tennessee needs to be on this list ahead of Mississippi and Alabama.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
46227 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 12:44 pm to
Just get away from the tourist areas (coast & Orlando) and Fla is redneck as hell.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Just get away from the tourist areas (coast & Orlando) and Fla is redneck as hell.




Amen
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37309 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 1:15 pm to
So what is your more known userid on here? You said Lew hated you and banned you so I'm just curious.
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