re: *** The Official SECsys Results: somehow with possible BrBa spoilers ***

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The Cock SECsy - the poster who is the biggest dick Draconian Sanctions, Slippery Slope, Wild Thang

Others receiving votes: 1/2 of us, All Arkansas fans not named TheOtherWhiteMeat or DCRaiseherback, bamabenny, Burt Reynolds, Catfan81, Dale Denton, Elleshoe, Eric Nies Grind Time, joeyb147, Lester Earl, LSU GrandDad, mograyback, Roger Klarvin, Stonehog, tduecen, TeLeFaWx, TT9

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I really did lol.


Ok, here are my votes:


1. The Saban SECsy – the best overall poster on the SEC Rant
dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196, NBamaAlum, TBirdSpur2010

2. The Slive SECsy - the most objective poster
cyde, TBirdSpur2010, TheChesireHog

3. The Muschamp SECsy - the most easily angered poster
Draconian Sanctions, Roger Klarvin, Tiger n Miami AU83

4. The Mullen SECsy - the most effective troll
Dale Denton, Draconian Sanctions, Latarian
(This one really was a toss-up between my 2 fellow Hogs.)

5. The Spurrier SECsy - the funniest poster; best one-liners and comebacks
cyde, InVolNerable, NBamaAlum

6. The Miles SECsy - the poster who makes you laugh without trying to be funny
Al Bundy Bulldog, Gcockboi, Jefferson Dawg

7. The Petrino SECsy - the best poster who is currently banned
chilld28, MSCoastTigerGirl, Randy1357

8. The Pinkel SECsy - the poster most likely to be banned next
Dale Denton, mizzoukills, TTsTowel
(I hope not, though.)

9. The Cock SECsy - the poster who is the biggest dick
Draconian Sanctions, Slippery Slope, Wild Thang

10. The Hog SECsy - the most delusional poster
AllBamaDoesIsWin, allin2010, Dale Denton

11. The Vandy SECsy - the poster you think has the highest IQ
BamaBird, LSUChicageaux, WDE24

12. The Ole Miss SECsy - the decent poster who tends to start shitty threads
cas4t, sorantable, TTsTowel

13. The Gator SECsy - the poster most likely to get high and/or drunk and post
15Sammy34, Catfan81, Rebelgator
(Although, I think he's cut back a little, now.)

14. The Barn SECsy - the poster most likely to spread rumors based on a recruit's Facebook status
BuccWildBammer, Coonass Bulldog, TTsTowel

15. The Aggie SECsy - the best new poster (must be registered after June 2012)
Arkla Missy, UMRealist, UMTigerRebel
(I'd vote for myself, but I'm trying to be honest, here.)

16. The Wildcat SECsy - the best poster on basketball
Bluegrass Belle, Bryant91092, Catfan81

17. The Joker SECsy - the worst poster on the SEC Rant
Draconian Sanctions, mizzoukills, TeLeFaWx

18. The Updyke SECsy - the biggest homer on the SEC Rant that takes homerism to a new level
AllBamaDoesIsWin, allin2010, TeLeFaWx

19. The Cam Newton SECsy - the poster that was banned and came back a new and better soul for the board to enjoy
Slippery Slope, sorantable, TTsTowel

20. SEC Rant TOTY - the SEC Rant's thread of the year
As The Jar Cracks (Roger Klarvin)
Most Beloved SEC Statues (sorantable)
SEC BCS Buster 2013: Ole Miss or LSU? (mwlewis)

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The Cock SECsy - The poster who is the biggest dick.

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Arkansas fans not named TheOtherWhiteMeat or DCRaiseherback

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I received...

Oh wait

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Bama Bird - you're doing a great job with this

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From Randy1357

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1. The Saban SECsy – the best overall poster on the SEC Rant
TBirdSpur2010

2. The Slive SECsy - the most objective poster
TBirdSpur2010,

3. The Muschamp SECsy - the most easily angered poster
Roger Klarvin

4. The Mullen SECsy - the most effective troll
Dale Denton

5. The Spurrier SECsy - the funniest poster; best one-liners and comebacks
InVolNerable

6. The Miles SECsy - the poster who makes you laugh without trying to be funny
Al Bundy Bulldog

7. The Petrino SECsy - the best poster who is currently banned
Randy1375

8. The Pinkel SECsy - the poster most likely to be banned next
mizzoukills,

9. The Cock SECsy - the poster who is the biggest dick
Wild Thang

10. The Hog SECsy - the most delusional poster
Dale Denton

11. The Vandy SECsy - the poster you think has the highest IQ
Bama Bird

12. The Ole Miss SECsy - the decent poster who tends to start shitty threads
sorantable

13. The Gator SECsy - the poster most likely to get high and/or drunk and post
15sammy34

14. The Barn SECsy - the poster most likely to spread rumors based on a recruit's Facebook status
Coonass Bulldog

15. The Aggie SECsy - the best new poster (must be registered after June 2012)
UMRealist

16. The Wildcat SECsy - the best poster on basketball
Bluegrass Belle

17. The Joker SECsy - the worst poster on the SEC Rant
mizzoukills

18. The Updyke SECsy - the biggest homer on the SEC Rant that takes homerism to a new level
allin2010,

19. The Cam Newton SECsy - the poster that was banned and came back a new and better soul for the board to enjoy
sorantable

20. SEC Rant TOTY - the SEC Rant's thread of the year
SEC BCS Buster 2013: Ole Miss or LSU? (mwlewis)

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There needs to be a last minute change for TOTY. The Dear Ole Miss fans thread is almost at 70 plus upvotes in 20 minutes.

If you can remember it a year from now, that would be great. No thread is going to beat "SEC BCS Buster"- currently in a landslide.

No, there needs to be a revote


ETA: Also, someone who is up for the best banned poster just posted....so......

can we have "dear ole miss fans" as a write in for thread of the year?

I was just messin' with ya.

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TTs will melt and get banned quick if you lose at home to a shite show like Wazzu.

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And it will be glorious.

Actually, I told an Auburn poster I wouldn't get myself banned until at least October, so that could be a solid potential meltdown point.