Should we start a GoFund me for Kling to get LASIK?

The ball was only 3 feet outside. Let’s give him time to adjust.

That ball was so far outside, I was shocked, shocked I tell you, that the catcher got a glove on it.

I watched a whore slug 17 jacks for $10 in Tijuana.

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I watched a whore slug 17 jacks for $10 in Tijuana.

What does that even mean?

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Can someone answer this? Folks are waiting and it's getting late here on the east coast.

Dugas was a good hitter as a sophomore and junior as well. Kling has never hit as a collegiate player.

Should probably start a go fund me for Cory’s CT scan

I have been saying this. Kid has to have issues with his eyes to consistently miss as bad as he does?

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And Travinkski

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This is how idiots identify themselves. He’s in the top two or three on the team in batting average, OB%, HRs, and RBIs in conference play. He’s also one a few people who have a similar batting average in conference versus the whole season. In other words, he’s consistent.

I would go with outfield of Bingham Larson and Pearson rolling forward

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He has the second most doubles on the team . He's on a 9 game hit streak and had three or four doubles in last weekends series. It's time to lay off kling

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He's also one of only 3 guys on the team with at least as many free passes (walks & HBP) as strikouts.

The others are Tommy White and Michael Braswell.

ETA: He's not on a 9 game hitting streak though. The announcers were wrong.