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A plea to Ice, Rummy and Chicken re: PWJ
Posted on 4/30/13 at 9:11 pm
Posted on 4/30/13 at 9:11 pm
Gentlemen, I will be the first to admit that Pondwater Jack aka J.Holly Blasingame aka Jacks aka PWJ aka peanut butter has had his missteps in the past and instead of the usual reinstatement thread I come here asking for a favor. My thought is free Jacks into the friendly confines of the Arkansas board only. Let us rehabilitate him to ensure he doesn't run amuck on the Rant right out of the gate. We will teach him the ways of the Rant and how he can avoid being banned again yet still provide his wisdom and hilarious antidotes. Whadda ya say fellas? Let us help out a comrade and give the people what they want in the process.
This post was edited on 4/30/13 at 9:13 pm
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Posted on 4/30/13 at 9:19 pm to Latarian
I support this message and would like to donate generously to your cause.
This post was edited on 4/30/13 at 9:20 pm
Posted on 4/30/13 at 9:35 pm to Latarian
i support a PWJ house arrest sentence. let freedom ring.
Posted on 4/30/13 at 9:37 pm to Latarian
A vote for PWJ is a vote for America.
Posted on 4/30/13 at 9:43 pm to Latarian
Support. Jack Holly Blassingame III brings life lessons to these boards, lessons that would provide more than just entertainment, a true value and community service for the young-uns on the SECRant to learn from his ways through life.
This is a service that many have to learn the hard way, he would provide this free to those who will listen, but first let him post on the Arkansas board, on parole so to speak, J.H.BIII can tell you a thing or two about being on parole, I would nominate IceCold to be his bondsman, he could report his whereabouts and up date him on his status every Wednesday before 1:30 via email or we could start a PWJ bondsman thread and sticky it to the top of the board.
Chicken could be his parole officer, if he steps even a foot out of line he could arrange for him to return to his cell in twitter land.
In short, PWJ is a rehabilitated man and deserves a furlough.
This is a service that many have to learn the hard way, he would provide this free to those who will listen, but first let him post on the Arkansas board, on parole so to speak, J.H.BIII can tell you a thing or two about being on parole, I would nominate IceCold to be his bondsman, he could report his whereabouts and up date him on his status every Wednesday before 1:30 via email or we could start a PWJ bondsman thread and sticky it to the top of the board.
Chicken could be his parole officer, if he steps even a foot out of line he could arrange for him to return to his cell in twitter land.
In short, PWJ is a rehabilitated man and deserves a furlough.
Posted on 4/30/13 at 10:13 pm to Latarian
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My thought is free Jacks into the friendly confines of the Arkansas board only.
No no no
Bring him back altogether
Posted on 4/30/13 at 10:20 pm to Latarian
I support.
And I'm the guy that "wanted" all Arkansas posters banned.
And I'm the guy that "wanted" all Arkansas posters banned.
Posted on 4/30/13 at 10:20 pm to Latarian
I approve this message
Posted on 5/1/13 at 12:44 am to ArHog
Posted on 5/1/13 at 1:12 am to Latarian
Posted on 5/1/13 at 7:04 am to Latarian
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hilarious antidotes.
I don't really care if he gets unbanned but Ice hates PWJ
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:27 am to Latarian
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:31 am to Latarian
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aka peanut butter
Is house arrest possible? If so, I support
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:54 am to Latarian
Support
#FreeJHolly
#FreeJHolly
Posted on 5/1/13 at 9:24 am to JimMorrison
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I don't really care if he gets unbanned but Ice hates PWJ
Well, Ice hates anyone with a sense of humor, so this isn't a surprise.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:00 pm to Latarian
If we can't get PWJ back can we at least get Sao back?
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:14 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
Ice, here's a compromise.
How about you give the Hog Lot Killz instead? That should be good enough.
How about you give the Hog Lot Killz instead? That should be good enough.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 3:32 pm to Latarian
I concur.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:14 pm to mizzoukills
This isn't altogether true. He tends to dislike overdone or unimaginative humor and over the top attention whores.
If you are dry witted and clever, he will find you to be exceedingly funny.
Think less court jester buffoon and more SNL in its prime.
If you are dry witted and clever, he will find you to be exceedingly funny.
Think less court jester buffoon and more SNL in its prime.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:22 pm to Bellabama
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This isn't altogether true. He tends to dislike overdone or unimaginative humor and over the top attention whores.
The admins ignore me. I like it that way.
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Think less court jester buffoon and more SNL in its prime.
When I think dry witted and clever I think of Arrested Development. A great show. It's sad that there weren't enough people who were smart enough to enjoy it. New episodes coming out 5/26 though
This post was edited on 5/1/13 at 9:23 pm
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