How do you bury an elephant?

I get the premise, but that team also beat us twice in the last two years and has won 50% of the National Championships in the last 10 years...

Yea, this joke basically only sets the stage for “Why are UGA girls the best to date? They’ll never expect a ring.”

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I get the premise, but that team also beat us twice in the last two years and has won 50% of the National Championships in the last 10 years...

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You must be real fun at parties.


Holy f’n shite.

A naked blonde walks into a bar....

She’s got a poodle under one arm and a 10 pound salami under the other one. The bartender says, “Well, i guess you won’t be needing a drink then.” The poodle barks twice, and then the blonde says, “I’m here to tell you about Nick Saban and the oompah loompah”. Then Dawgsontop34 walks over and throws a wet blanket on both of them. The end.

Get it?

Lmao

Most of the people here are too young to remember The Gong Show. With Gene Gene the Dancing Machine and the unknown comic. Childhood memories

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A naked blonde walks into a bar....

She’s got a poodle under one arm and a 10 pound salami under the other one. The bartender says, “Well, i guess you won’t be needing a drink then.”

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Always thought the punchline to that joke was "OH shite!"