Tennessee is back . . . and so are the jokes.

I freakin' hate orange, but mostly I hate the fudge out of those hillbilly muther smackin', sister-frackers to the north. Auburn has a certain amount of understandable dislike, but Tennessee can eat a jar of peckers. Well, they may do that already or enjoy it so much that it becomes a habit . . . so, how about a jar of balls? A big ole jar of pickled bear balls would be perfect for them. They can wash it down with that cow piss they call moonshine.

Anywho, here are the jokes . . .

• How can you tell if a SEC Rant UT football fan is married? There is tobacco spit on both sides of his truck
• What does a UT girl say after having sex? “Gits off me daddy yer mashin’ my cigarettes!”
• Why did the Tennessee fan marry the cow? He had to.
• Did you hear that Tennessee has found a new use for sheep? Yeah … wool!
• An Alabama fan and a Vols fan were walking on a wooded trail on a nice autumn day. The Alabama looked down and warned, “Look out for that dead bird.” The UT fan looked up and asked, “Where?”


And finally . . . the video that sums up how most Bama fans feel: I hate Tennessee

By the way, I hate Tennessee. Feel free to share your hate (or jokes).