Started By
Message
Thanksgiving foods
Posted on 11/23/17 at 8:23 am
Posted on 11/23/17 at 8:23 am
I have an idea, let’s fill out which foood each fan base is most likely to eat, based on stereotypes.
Alabama-
Arkansas- Whatever Bert’s eating
Auburn-
Florida- CHIPs Ahoy! pie
Georgia- Spitroasted Turkey
Kentucky-Ham
SCAR- Shrimp and Grits
Miss. St.-
Ole Miss- Bourbon everything
Vandy-
Tennessee-
Mizzou- Brown Tofu
Texas A&M- Gluten Free stuffing
LSU- Turkey Corndogs
Help me out
Alabama-
Arkansas- Whatever Bert’s eating
Auburn-
Florida- CHIPs Ahoy! pie
Georgia- Spitroasted Turkey
Kentucky-Ham
SCAR- Shrimp and Grits
Miss. St.-
Ole Miss- Bourbon everything
Vandy-
Tennessee-
Mizzou- Brown Tofu
Texas A&M- Gluten Free stuffing
LSU- Turkey Corndogs
Help me out
This post was edited on 11/23/17 at 11:02 am
Posted on 11/23/17 at 8:25 am to diddlydawg7
Texas A&M- Gluten Free Stuffing
Posted on 11/23/17 at 8:27 am to diddlydawg7
LSU-crow (prepared any style)
Posted on 11/23/17 at 8:28 am to diddlydawg7
Florida - Chips Ohoy for dessert.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 8:29 am to diddlydawg7
Mizzou-Southern Fried Volun-Tears
This post was edited on 11/23/17 at 8:33 am
Posted on 11/23/17 at 8:55 am to diddlydawg7
Missouri - vegan tofu brown meat only to avoid triggers
Posted on 11/23/17 at 8:58 am to Dawgholio
Whys it gotta be brown meat?
Also lol @ Mizzou eating. They'll be hunger striking all day
Also lol @ Mizzou eating. They'll be hunger striking all day
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:00 am to CNB
Because white tofu is a sign of white privilege and would require extra hug councils and self esteem leaders.
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:12 am to diddlydawg7
Excuse me for going out of conference but since they have been here a lot recently:
Clemson- Possum and Beefaroni
Clemson- Possum and Beefaroni
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:13 am to FredBear
You misspelled "the rim of a sheeps a-hole"
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:16 am to CNB
Just a couple more, I feel like there’s a really good one for UF
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:50 am to diddlydawg7
Alabama- last few years an old dry out bird
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:58 am to diddlydawg7
Georgia - Spitroasted Turkey
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:59 am to diddlydawg7
Alabama - Nick Saban face cake
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:30 am to diddlydawg7
AL.com's take on the subject:
Vanderbilt, banana pudding (everyone’s favorite dessert).
Texas A&M, cranberry sauce (is it really necessary?).
Tennessee, hush puppies (talks too much).
South Carolina, creamed corn (underappreciated).
Ole Miss, bourbon (liquidated).
Mississippi State, mac & cheese (the perfect crossroads).
Missouri, pizza (why are you here?).
LSU, shrimp and grits (weird, but in a good way).
Kentucky, honey glazed ham (better around Easter time).
Georgia, pecan pie (hard to get right).
Florida, sweet potato casserole (can get a little nutty).
Auburn, fried turkey (can go up in flames).
Arkansas, stuffing (full of itself).
Alabama, giblet gravy (covers everything).
Vanderbilt, banana pudding (everyone’s favorite dessert).
Texas A&M, cranberry sauce (is it really necessary?).
Tennessee, hush puppies (talks too much).
South Carolina, creamed corn (underappreciated).
Ole Miss, bourbon (liquidated).
Mississippi State, mac & cheese (the perfect crossroads).
Missouri, pizza (why are you here?).
LSU, shrimp and grits (weird, but in a good way).
Kentucky, honey glazed ham (better around Easter time).
Georgia, pecan pie (hard to get right).
Florida, sweet potato casserole (can get a little nutty).
Auburn, fried turkey (can go up in flames).
Arkansas, stuffing (full of itself).
Alabama, giblet gravy (covers everything).
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:33 am to DannyB
Ham is accurate. Having it at dinner today actually
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News