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Posted on 10/20/14 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 10/20/14 at 2:29 pm
Ahh, Tennessee week . . . my favorite week of football season. Let's start with 5 questions in honor of Butt Chugger U.:
Q: What do Tennessee Volunteers do on Halloween? Pump kin!
Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee? If it was invented elsewhere, it would've been called a "teethbrush."
Q: Why did Tennessee raise the minimum drinking age to 25? To keep alcohol out of high schools!
Q: How can you tell if someone in Tennessee is married? The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of the pickup truck.
Q: What is 20 feet long and has 15 teeth? The meat-on-a-stick line at the Tennessee State Fair.
And though it co-stars a current Bama coach (who will finally know how it feels to win this game), here is an oldie but goodie:
Yeah, frickin' "Rammer Jammer" my arse.
Good Luck on Saturday Hillbilly U., you'll need it. But something tells me that Bama players and coaches will be smokin' some of these come Saturday night . . .
Posted on 10/20/14 at 2:31 pm to Bham4Tide
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Q: How can you tell if someone in Tennessee is married? The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of the pickup truck.
Posted on 10/20/14 at 2:32 pm to Bham4Tide
Hopefully by Monday, we have threads talking about how much people hate that absolutely wonderful song Rocky Top.
Posted on 10/20/14 at 2:35 pm to Bham4Tide
I really feel bad for Tennessee. They are playing a right tackle with a torn ACL and on Saturday their starting right guard along with another lineman and Justin Worley all got injured.
I don't like UT's chances.
I don't like UT's chances.
Posted on 10/20/14 at 2:46 pm to UsingUpAllTheLetters
You the difference between Squealin' Stadium and a porcupine?
The porpucine has 100,000 pricks on the outside.
The porpucine has 100,000 pricks on the outside.
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