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An open letter to Nicholas Lou Saban Jr., Part 5
Posted on 11/20/21 at 7:19 pm
Posted on 11/20/21 at 7:19 pm
Dear GOAT,
I appreciate everything you’ve done. You are without question the greatest football coach of all time.
I have a fear that your time at Bama is slowly entering Joe Paterno/Bobby Bowden territory when they were coaching at 95 years old.
Do you even care anymore, or are you just going through the motions? I once saw you slap AJ McCarron, and now you’ve let some f*cking doofus name pete golding suck for years and I don’t think you’ve hollered at him one time. 5 years ago, you tore Lane Kiffin a new a-hole. Bill O’Brien is 100 times more stupid than Lane, but you pat his a$$ every week and move on.
Your loyalty to veteran players that SUCK GOD D*MN AS* pisses me off to no end. You’ve always been bad at this (Hurts over Tua, Foster/Sims over Jeudy/Ruggs/Smith, Damien Harris over Josh Jacobs/Najee, etc)
But, you’ve taken it to another level this season. Thank you, you made one move in the right direction tonight. Josh Jobe was benched for Kool-Aid McKinstry. That should have happened around Game 3, but, at least you finally saw the light.
Here’s a list of average Joe’s, nobodies, the Bill’s, Jason’s, Tom’s of the football world. They are nothing special, bring nothing spectacular to the table, they are just there, average, and forgettable (Slade Bolden, Trashon Holden, Chris Owens, Dameion George, Josh Jobe, Byron Young, Daniel Wright, DeMarrco Hellums, etc.)
Now, here’s a list of elite studs, future NFL 1st round picks, trailblazers, and talented horses that Alabama is accustomed to having on the field (Agiye Hall, J’acorey Brooks, JC Latham, Brockermeyer, Kool-Aid, Tim Smith, Terion Arnold, etc.)
UGA is about to beat our a$$ by 50. If you want any chance whatsoever…..
Drop Slade/Holden, Insert Agiye/Brooks
Drop Owens, Insert Brockermeyer
Drop Dameion, Insert Latham
Drop Dale, Insert Tim Smith
Drop Byron Young, insert literally anyone else
Keep Jobe out, keep Kool-Aid in.
Drop Wright/Hellums, Insert Terion Arnold.
If you do….
Alabama (2021 National Champions)
Sincerely,
saban n bear
I appreciate everything you’ve done. You are without question the greatest football coach of all time.
I have a fear that your time at Bama is slowly entering Joe Paterno/Bobby Bowden territory when they were coaching at 95 years old.
Do you even care anymore, or are you just going through the motions? I once saw you slap AJ McCarron, and now you’ve let some f*cking doofus name pete golding suck for years and I don’t think you’ve hollered at him one time. 5 years ago, you tore Lane Kiffin a new a-hole. Bill O’Brien is 100 times more stupid than Lane, but you pat his a$$ every week and move on.
Your loyalty to veteran players that SUCK GOD D*MN AS* pisses me off to no end. You’ve always been bad at this (Hurts over Tua, Foster/Sims over Jeudy/Ruggs/Smith, Damien Harris over Josh Jacobs/Najee, etc)
But, you’ve taken it to another level this season. Thank you, you made one move in the right direction tonight. Josh Jobe was benched for Kool-Aid McKinstry. That should have happened around Game 3, but, at least you finally saw the light.
Here’s a list of average Joe’s, nobodies, the Bill’s, Jason’s, Tom’s of the football world. They are nothing special, bring nothing spectacular to the table, they are just there, average, and forgettable (Slade Bolden, Trashon Holden, Chris Owens, Dameion George, Josh Jobe, Byron Young, Daniel Wright, DeMarrco Hellums, etc.)
Now, here’s a list of elite studs, future NFL 1st round picks, trailblazers, and talented horses that Alabama is accustomed to having on the field (Agiye Hall, J’acorey Brooks, JC Latham, Brockermeyer, Kool-Aid, Tim Smith, Terion Arnold, etc.)
UGA is about to beat our a$$ by 50. If you want any chance whatsoever…..
Drop Slade/Holden, Insert Agiye/Brooks
Drop Owens, Insert Brockermeyer
Drop Dameion, Insert Latham
Drop Dale, Insert Tim Smith
Drop Byron Young, insert literally anyone else
Keep Jobe out, keep Kool-Aid in.
Drop Wright/Hellums, Insert Terion Arnold.
If you do….
Alabama (2021 National Champions)
Sincerely,
saban n bear
This post was edited on 11/20/21 at 7:20 pm
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Posted on 11/20/21 at 7:22 pm to saban n bear
Why didn’t you write this to Avery Johnson?????
Posted on 11/20/21 at 7:22 pm to saban n bear
This board will be Tidefans when Nick Saban retires. Enjoy it you frickin peckerwoods.
Posted on 11/20/21 at 7:24 pm to Dubosed
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This board will be Tidefans when Nick Saban retires. Enjoy it you frickin peckerwoods.
Overlook your dislike for me for just a second, and answer this question honestly….
Do you think Slade Bolden is better than Agiye Hall?
Posted on 11/20/21 at 7:26 pm to saban n bear
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Do you think Slade Bolden is better than Agiye Hall?
How do you know otherwise
Posted on 11/20/21 at 7:29 pm to Cobrasize
Frick you he is the best coach in CFB!!! Who in the hell do you think you are?!! 
Posted on 11/20/21 at 7:35 pm to bamakat
I disagree about Holden
Posted on 11/20/21 at 7:36 pm to bamakat
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Frick you he is the best coach in CFB!!! Who in the hell do you think you are?!!
I started this thread by stating that. But, he’s not perfect. He leans on useless vets instead of putting in the young bulls.
Posted on 11/20/21 at 7:38 pm to Cobrasize
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Why didn’t you write this to Avery Johnson?????
comment of the dayPosted on 11/20/21 at 7:39 pm to saban n bear
jesus, what a delusional post.
Posted on 11/20/21 at 7:42 pm to saban n bear
Not reading that shite
Posted on 11/20/21 at 7:54 pm to saban n bear
Stfu, we are 10-1 and ranked second in the nation. Averaging over 40 per game and our defense is top 20. We do have mental bust way too much but its not as bad as you make it too be. Saban has spoiled all of us for way too long.
Posted on 11/20/21 at 8:33 pm to saban n bear
Posted on 11/20/21 at 10:17 pm to saban n bear
I read just enough of this to suggest that you pick up a new hobby outside of watching football. Like maybe crippling alcoholism.
Posted on 11/21/21 at 6:15 am to Cobrasize
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How do you know otherwise
The internet told him and the internet is never wrong.
Posted on 11/21/21 at 7:10 am to JustGetItRight
I would love to see a response. This letter was written BY someone that has NEVER seen an Alabama football practice, by someone that has NEVER interacted with any of the players or coaches, and probably has ZERO experience coaching at any level....
TO someone that's at every practice, knows every detail about what's going on, knows all the players and is probably the greatest college football coach of all time.
Now we all have opinions, hell I'm as guilty as anyone, but damned if I am going to write a letter to Nick Saban telling him how to coach the football team.
TO someone that's at every practice, knows every detail about what's going on, knows all the players and is probably the greatest college football coach of all time.
Now we all have opinions, hell I'm as guilty as anyone, but damned if I am going to write a letter to Nick Saban telling him how to coach the football team.
Posted on 11/21/21 at 7:36 am to saban n bear
Dear saban n bear,
GFY.
Sincerely,
Everyone
GFY.
Sincerely,
Everyone
Posted on 11/21/21 at 7:40 am to saban n bear
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saban n bear
If you NEVER posted again, it would still be too soon.
Posted on 11/21/21 at 7:48 am to saban n bear
If I had control of this board, I'd make this thread and you go away.
Posted on 11/21/21 at 10:14 am to coachcrisp
"If I had control of this board, I'd make this thread and you go away." ................ So you don't believe in free speech??? I thought this was a public forum where everyone's opinion or viewpoint is welcome. 
This post was edited on 11/21/21 at 10:16 am
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