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[Confirmed] Supposedly, monkey of texas assistant coach bit a kid yesterday
Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:56 pm
Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:56 pm
Banks is the coach, hes dating a stripper with a monkey. The rumor is that the monkey bit a kids finger, during trick or treating, to the point where the kid had to have stitches to keep it together.
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 9:17 pm
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:57 pm to agrunner
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Banks is the coach
Cake eater?
Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:58 pm to agrunner
No one cares that a trashy program’s trashy coach’s trashy assistant’s trashy mistress’s trashy pet bit a kid
Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:59 pm to PlateJohnsonIII
Then why did you click on this thread?
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:00 pm to agrunner
I bet Jorts and Muy are beside themselves. Panhandle Slim is trying to be a voice of reason. What's the report?
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 8:01 pm
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:00 pm to agrunner
quote:Was worried this might become a Howard Cossell moment
monkey of texas assistant coach
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 8:18 pm
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:02 pm to LockeNLoad
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Was worried this might becone a howard Cossell moment
I didn't even consider that phrasing.
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 8:03 pm
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:04 pm to LockeNLoad
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monkey of texas assistant coach
Was worried this might beconme a Howard Cossell moment
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:06 pm to agrunner
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monkey of texas assistant coach
Yeah, I'm out. Best of luck
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:13 pm to higgs_boson
Cossell was screwed on that deal. That little monkey was playing great and making all kinds of plays. Just like we all used to say in the 70s and 80s when kids were able to jump around like, well, monkeys. Had nothing to do with color when I was called a little monkey and neither were his grandkids.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:15 pm to agrunner
I had a that’s racist gif at the ready. Glad to see that we’re talking real monkeys here.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:21 pm to Sao
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I bet Jorts and Muy are beside themselves
Pretty sure jorts is nowhere near a computer or mobile device.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:23 pm to agrunner
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Then why did you click on this thread?
um, this thread title looked to have SO MUCH more potential than what we are actually reading about...
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 8:24 pm
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:37 pm to agrunner
Did she spank her monkey?
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:39 pm to agrunner
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a stripper with a monkey
In
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:39 pm to Sao
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I bet Jorts and Muy are beside themselves. Panhandle Slim is trying to be a voice of reason. What's the report?
Luicci! is that you?
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:41 pm to SemperFiDawg
So a stripper, a monkey, and a Texas assistant coach walked into a bar…
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:42 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
Yeah, Jorts is too busy trying to protect his cornhole.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:43 pm to Sid E Walker
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:04 pm to agrunner
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hes dating a stripper with a monkey
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