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Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC

Posted on 7/29/21 at 7:47 pm
Posted by JColtF
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Aug 2008
4756 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 7:47 pm
1) Something Something Racism/sexism/some other version of the same
2) They're focused on winning the 'Field Day' sports, not just football
3) They're not willing to sell their souls for a win
4) They won 'party' because Austin is so cool
5) They won the game, just failed to outscore their opponent
6) They have a bigger bank account so it doesn't matter
7) Anti-Texas bias in the SEC (will be especially hilarious when A&M drags their nuts across their face)

What did I miss
Posted by Chancellor
BHam
Member since Oct 2017
2531 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:14 pm to
Can they borrow from LSU’s (SEC office in Birmingham, REC pays refs, Alabama cheats, etc.) or do they have to be original?
This post was edited on 7/29/21 at 8:16 pm
Posted by JColtF
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Aug 2008
4756 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

Can they borrow from LSU’s (SEC office in Birmingham, REC pays refs, etc.) or do they have to be original?


They can borrow it but no billboards for the first five seasons
Posted by Chancellor
BHam
Member since Oct 2017
2531 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:16 pm to
Posted by arp0925
Member since Nov 2016
1323 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:17 pm to
Other SEC teams are too physical for them.

It doesn’t mean as much for us(Texas).
Posted by All Gas No Brakes
Member since Jul 2021
849 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:17 pm to
Keep those excuses. We don’t need em
Posted by THE Texas Flagship
Member since Jul 2021
536 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

Texas excuses


We won’t need any excuses.
Posted by JColtF
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Aug 2008
4756 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

We won’t need any excuses.


So you're just going to disappear from the boards after your first loss

Got it
Posted by THE Texas Flagship
Member since Jul 2021
536 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

loss


N/A
Posted by 5Wide
Member since Jun 2013
1918 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:22 pm to
quote:


2) They're focused on winning the 'Field Day' sports, not just football
3) They're not willing to sell their souls for a win




These are the excuses I've heard the most from them in the last decade.
Posted by PlateJohnsonIII
Member since Feb 2020
6159 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

Can they borrow from LSU’s


This is what will happen.
LSU and Texas fans will be jerking each other in 2022 when they end up with 2-3 loss seasons.
Posted by mcclurebeau
Member since Nov 2019
246 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:24 pm to
I have a feeling win/loose/or draw they’re here for the long run spewing shite
This post was edited on 7/29/21 at 8:25 pm
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:25 pm to
Definitely #1.
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
17392 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

2) They're focused on winning the 'Field Day' sports, not just football
3) They're not willing to sell their souls for a win

These are the excuses I've heard the most from them in the last decade.


We have sucked for most of the past decade..
that’s the only reason.

Poor In Game Adjustments + Lack of Player Development = Recipe for a lot of losses

It is as simple as that. That is also why i’m so excited about Sark + PK and the rest of the staff.
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:26 pm to
Also prepare to hear: "You may have beaten us in football but we are STILL anal penetration champions!"
This post was edited on 7/29/21 at 8:27 pm
Posted by turnpiketiger
Lone Star State
Member since May 2020
11060 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

4) They won 'party' because Austin is so cool


Sounds like ole miss
Posted by JColtF
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Aug 2008
4756 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

We have sucked for most of the past decade..
that’s the only reason.

Poor In Game Adjustments + Lack of Player Development = Recipe for a lot of losses

It is as simple as that. That is also why i’m so excited about Sark + PK and the rest of the staff.





Well holy shite

A solid post addressing the shortcomings of your football program

Amazing. Aren't you supposed to make some comment about celebrities or money?

Respect
Posted by OilfieldTrashAg
Austin, TX
Member since Aug 2011
1892 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:46 pm to
Colt got hurt

Posted by JColtF
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Aug 2008
4756 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

Colt got hurt


They're already dropping that

If Colt 'Glass Jaw' McCoy wouldn't have gotten hurt they'd have still lost
Posted by RocketBallz
Member since Oct 2012
1285 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:55 pm to
x) Once they get the right coach everything will be fine.
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