The Harry Rex Vonner SECRANT Height to Post Count Algorithm

The basic premise is of course that shorter guys need to compensate by being louder and more in need of attention, aka, they post more.


Taller guys post less, and the exceptions that prove the rule are just that.

If you post 1700 posts per year, you're around 6'0

If you post 2200 posts per year, you're around 5'10

If you post 2700 posts per year... 5'8

3200 posts per year, 5'6

3700 posts per year, 5'4

4200 posts per year, 5'2, like the Rounders boy yelling at the Rounders bouncer "Do you have any fricking idea who my dad is!!"

4700 posts per year, and you're around 5'0 tall



Anything above or below that grid might fall into the exceptions category.


Ethnicity might come into play here. Like the black guy in the Marshall Henderson/Auburn gif for instance, is probably 5'10 or so, but I'd imagine his post count would be less than a 1000 posts a year because he's an amused observer of the world around him. He didn't feel the need to say anything. He just smiled. It was all the white guys who were losing it, and the shortest one was the one who lost his shite the most.

Age is another variable. All the old media guys and the other old guys in the Marshall Henderson/Auburn gif didn't have much to say = low post count. The old guy who stood up and said "You jackass" (not many words) looked to be about 6'1 or so