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Les Miles pickup lines
Posted on 2/24/21 at 3:56 pm
Posted on 2/24/21 at 3:56 pm
"I have the want to achieve the victory of the presence of your person at the desired location"
"You DO have the chest to play in my conference"
"You DO have the chest to play in my conference"
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Posted on 2/24/21 at 3:57 pm to East Coast Band
“Can I eat your grass”
Posted on 2/24/21 at 3:58 pm to East Coast Band
We'd make a damn strong sex team and have a great day
Posted on 2/24/21 at 3:59 pm to East Coast Band
My favorite play is the toss dive, but I would rather dive your middle.
Posted on 2/24/21 at 4:01 pm to WhuckFistle
quote:
Can I eat your grass
Winner winner chicken dinner
Posted on 2/24/21 at 4:01 pm to East Coast Band
I'd like to take you all the way... with Saban's players.
Posted on 2/24/21 at 4:02 pm to East Coast Band
"I've got a ton of grass back at my apartment"
Posted on 2/24/21 at 4:04 pm to East Coast Band
"You have just the chest I've been looking for."
"I hope you left a bit of grass to munch on"
"I hope you left a bit of grass to munch on"
Posted on 2/24/21 at 4:06 pm to East Coast Band
"I don't often finish second"
Posted on 2/24/21 at 4:08 pm to East Coast Band
"I'm the husband and father of my family. I will be the husband and father of my family. I have no interest in talking to anybody else. I got a marriage to play, and I'm excited for the opportunity of my damn strong family to play in it!"
Posted on 2/24/21 at 4:09 pm to East Coast Band
“I’m going to schembeckler you all night long”
Posted on 2/24/21 at 4:14 pm to East Coast Band
I might not cross midfield but Ill go all the way with you
Posted on 2/24/21 at 4:23 pm to East Coast Band
There is no such thing as a flop in the bedroom!
Posted on 2/24/21 at 4:41 pm to East Coast Band
“I’d like to throw my arms around you and give you a big kiss on the mouth...
If you’re a girl”
If you’re a girl”
Posted on 2/24/21 at 4:49 pm to East Coast Band
We can do this, but its one and done. I have no time for mulligans.
Posted on 2/24/21 at 5:11 pm to East Coast Band
Will you allow me to cross the 50?
Posted on 2/24/21 at 5:28 pm to Crimson Wraith
The football isn’t the only thing getting tossed tonight.
Posted on 2/24/21 at 5:31 pm to East Coast Band
“You can cross the 50 anytime with me”
Posted on 2/24/21 at 5:36 pm to East Coast Band
"my wife is a man. I need some pussy for a change if you don't mind"
Posted on 2/24/21 at 5:38 pm to East Coast Band
Best one I’ve seen so far:
“My cock management is better than my clock management”
“My cock management is better than my clock management”
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