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Can you believe that there are real life Kentucky football fans?
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:25 pm
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:25 pm
Seriously, I can't believe that they even exist.
Watching a Kentucky football game is about as much fun as watching a NASCAR race. Oh look, he's turning left again. Oh look, it's another 2 yard run up the middle. Sometimes, when they want to get really creative, they will try a toss sweep or a WR screen. I mean, it's one thing to suck, because a lot of teams suck, but can you at least be interesting? I'd rather watch one Ole Miss game over and over for the rest of eternity than watch a century's worth of Kentucky football games.
I know Georgia isn't exactly known for their high-powered offense either, but at least we throw it more than 5 times a game, and when we do, they are usually past the line of scrimmage. Has anyone told Mark Stoops that the forward pass has been legal for 114 years now? Speaking of Mark Stoops, has anyone else noticed how much he resembles a thumb?
Actually, I'm convinced that Stoops is on John Calipari's payroll. Cal probably told him to make Kentucky football as boring as possible so nobody would watch and they would have an excuse to shift even more funds over to Cal so he can buy cars and hookers for ALL his players instead of just the good ones. Why the hell else would you start a glorified WR at QB for 5 years straight?
I'd be willing to bet that if Kentucky somehow made it to a championship of any sort, and they needed a TD to win the game on 4th and 30, they would run a QB draw up the middle. I seriously don't know how Kentucky fans can stand it, but what do you expect from a program who's biggest win in the last 13 years was beating a mediocre Florida team for the first time in 32 years?
Watching a Kentucky football game is about as much fun as watching a NASCAR race. Oh look, he's turning left again. Oh look, it's another 2 yard run up the middle. Sometimes, when they want to get really creative, they will try a toss sweep or a WR screen. I mean, it's one thing to suck, because a lot of teams suck, but can you at least be interesting? I'd rather watch one Ole Miss game over and over for the rest of eternity than watch a century's worth of Kentucky football games.
I know Georgia isn't exactly known for their high-powered offense either, but at least we throw it more than 5 times a game, and when we do, they are usually past the line of scrimmage. Has anyone told Mark Stoops that the forward pass has been legal for 114 years now? Speaking of Mark Stoops, has anyone else noticed how much he resembles a thumb?
Actually, I'm convinced that Stoops is on John Calipari's payroll. Cal probably told him to make Kentucky football as boring as possible so nobody would watch and they would have an excuse to shift even more funds over to Cal so he can buy cars and hookers for ALL his players instead of just the good ones. Why the hell else would you start a glorified WR at QB for 5 years straight?
I'd be willing to bet that if Kentucky somehow made it to a championship of any sort, and they needed a TD to win the game on 4th and 30, they would run a QB draw up the middle. I seriously don't know how Kentucky fans can stand it, but what do you expect from a program who's biggest win in the last 13 years was beating a mediocre Florida team for the first time in 32 years?
This post was edited on 10/26/20 at 4:29 pm
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Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:26 pm to diddlydawg7
1980
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:26 pm to diddlydawg7
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Can you believe that there are real life Kentucky football fans?
Yes, because I am a real life Alabama basketball fan.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:27 pm to diddlydawg7
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Can you believe that there are real life Kentucky football fans?
Aren't you a real life Georgia basketball fan?
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:28 pm to diddlydawg7
UK fans spending time rent free in your head.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:28 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Aren't you a real life Georgia basketball fan?
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:29 pm to diddlydawg7
I'd agree, but UK football has done better than Georgia basketball.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:30 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Aren't you a real life Georgia basketball fan?
Did you miss the second paragraph?
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I mean, it's one thing to suck, because a lot of teams suck, but can you at least be interesting? I'd rather watch one Ole Miss game over and over for the rest of eternity than watch a century's worth of Kentucky football games.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:32 pm to diddlydawg7
They not only cheer for their team, they serve as pro bono attorneys to seek justice.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:32 pm to 0x15E
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UK fans spending time rent free in your head.
He is UKsessed.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:32 pm to 0x15E
[quote]UK fans spending time rent free in your head.[/quote
Statistically the UK dominance of UGA in basketball is nearly identical to the UGA dominance of UK in football. And football is the only sport that matters in the south....Kentucky is more akin to the Midwest than the south so I guess basketball may mean something but football is all that matters in the South.
Statistically the UK dominance of UGA in basketball is nearly identical to the UGA dominance of UK in football. And football is the only sport that matters in the south....Kentucky is more akin to the Midwest than the south so I guess basketball may mean something but football is all that matters in the South.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:34 pm to kywildcatfanone
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He is UKsessed.
Pretty sure this is the only thread I’ve ever started about UK ever. I’m trying to make you guys feel like one of the big boys by spending effort on you.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:35 pm to diddlydawg7
Idk. There are probably real life UGA basketball fans, so I guess I can believe there are UK football fans.
This post was edited on 10/26/20 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:35 pm to diddlydawg7
When you reach big boy status in a sport let us know.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:36 pm to diddlydawg7
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Did you miss the second paragraph?
Is Georgia basketball interesting?
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:40 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Is Georgia basketball interesting?
Hell yeah. We’ve had two freshmen of the year in the last decade and the #1 pick in the NBA draft, plus an SEC player of the year.
How many freshmen of the years, #1 recruits, #1 picks and POTYs has Kentucky football had in the last decade? I’ll wait.
This post was edited on 10/26/20 at 4:41 pm
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:47 pm to diddlydawg7
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Hell yeah. We’ve had two freshmen of the year in the last decade and the #1 pick in the NBA draft, plus an SEC player of the year.
How many freshmen of the years, #1 recruits, #1 picks and POTYs has Kentucky football had in the last decade? I’ll wait.
Josh Allen - SEC Defensive Player of the Year; Bendarik, Lott and Nagurski Trophy Winner
Their Edwards was Tim Couch.
- Allen, Bowden, Cobb all 1st team All Americans. How many 1st Team All Americans has UGA basketball had the last decade?
- Benny Snell, Freshman All American
Georgia basketball was run by Mark Fox and was possibly the most boring of a very boring SEC for a decade.
I dunno......shoe seems to fit.
This post was edited on 10/26/20 at 4:49 pm
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:49 pm to diddlydawg7
Yes. My teams are:
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Tennessee Volunteers athletics
Tennessee Titans
Atlanta Braves
Memphis Grizzlies
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:49 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Max Duffy All American punter
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:51 pm to diddlydawg7
And yet UGA was still dog shite at hoops. UK football at least has had some bowl games, got to the top 10 under A. Woodson. Also, have had guys in the league.
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