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Posted on 3/10/20 at 7:53 pm to SEC7070
Dan pads his shirt with toilet paper.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 7:57 pm to thatguy45
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I cant wait to raid your double wide for TP and sardines after the apocalypse
Come at me, dog. I’m prepped and ready to take out your soy cuck beta arse. I’ve been waiting for FluPocalypse. My fat stores will save me.
This post was edited on 3/10/20 at 7:58 pm
Posted on 3/10/20 at 8:08 pm to DownSouthJukin
Dont underestimate me, many have. Ive seen dragon ball z, i know how to do the combat
Posted on 3/10/20 at 8:15 pm to SEC7070
It's time we take this outbreak seriously! I don't care for Wolken myself but he's right on point with this one.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 8:18 pm to Todd Greene
If you cancel the men's then you have to cancel the women's, D2 and all the post season tournaments. Would be Lots of angry players.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 8:20 pm to SEC7070
Multi billion dollar TV contract no way they’ll cancel
Posted on 3/10/20 at 8:22 pm to thatguy45
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Dont underestimate me, many have. Ive seen dragon ball z, i know how to do the combat
You stand no chance, bro. You’re 130 lbs. soaking wet. You’d be lucky to be taken in by a fat tribe for later use as an appetizer.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 8:25 pm to DownSouthJukin
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big gulp pouch
How do I join the McDonalds militia? Is it the club for the burger king kids club members who became obese as children and never escaped it?
Posted on 3/10/20 at 8:34 pm to thatguy45
We’re 100,000 lbs. strong, bub. You must meet a certain BMI (>30) and shoulder-to-waist ratio to gain admittance. Your T is way too low to even think about joining up.
This post was edited on 3/10/20 at 8:36 pm
Posted on 3/10/20 at 8:47 pm to SEC7070
This virus is over rated. This isn't first time for this back of lysol cans 2 yrs ago says it kills this corino virus.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 8:53 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Come at me, dog. I’m prepped and ready to take out your soy cuck beta arse. I’ve been waiting for FluPocalypse. My fat stores will save me.
Added bonus is that at the same time your fat stores save you from malnutrition, your fat stories will entertain all who are blessed enough to be around to listen.
Fat people can always tell a good story. Natural storytellers.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 8:57 pm to Bassman68
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This virus is over rated. This isn't first time for this back of lysol cans 2 yrs ago says it kills this corino virus.
Some highly respected scientists in Mexico say that drinking total, huge shitload liquid tonnages of Corona beer cures the virus also.
They say it is just like eating cowpox pustules to cure smallpox. You drink the virus, which can be purchased at any local gas station, and you cure the virus.
I'm stocking up.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:08 pm to SEC7070
Kansas would just claim a national title anyway 
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:29 pm to SEC7070
Not a fan of Wolken by any means but this take isn't that unreasonable.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 10:57 pm to SEC7070
He’s a little bitch boy.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 11:09 pm to SEC7070
Dan Wolken is a chode
Posted on 3/11/20 at 7:35 am to PEPE
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I hope people are paying attention to the type of person who are screaming for overreactions like lunatics. They fit a pattern.
That’s it, I’m calling the ADL. This is an outrage.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 7:37 am to LMfan
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Not a fan of Wolken by any means but this take isn't that unreasonable.
BUT ITS A LEFT WING SCAM!!
Seriously though, someone tell me what happens when the first player is diagnosed with the coronavirus. What do you do then?
And if anyone brings up the fricking flu, you’re an idiot.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 8:46 am to CNB
If a player gets it they will probably cancel the tournament.
If not, just reduce attendance and the amount of different sites so athletes don’t travel as much.
This would have been easy to solve if competent people ran the NCAA. Now they haven’t done anything, and it will be too late, so they will frick something up. I guarantee it.
If not, just reduce attendance and the amount of different sites so athletes don’t travel as much.
This would have been easy to solve if competent people ran the NCAA. Now they haven’t done anything, and it will be too late, so they will frick something up. I guarantee it.
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