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When’s the last time we had this many characters in the SEC?
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:24 pm
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:24 pm
- Saban is always angry and yelling at reporters
- O is himself.
- Mike Leach loves Pirates and is tweeting about politics
- Gus is a dweeb who loves going to Waffle House
- Lane Kiffin is Joey Freshwater. Nuff said
- Kirby has a bowl cut and goes insane on the sideline
- Eli Drinkwitz loses his mind over a 3* recruit, and also looks like a weirdo
- Sam Pittman loves saying yesssssssirrr
- Will Muschamp has serious anger issues
- Jeremy Pruitt doesn’t know what asparagus is and also has serious anger issues
- Dan Mullen drinks Bud Light Lime and makes you cringe
- 100% chance Jimbo is a cocaine addict
Mason and Stoops are the only somewhat normal ones
- O is himself.
- Mike Leach loves Pirates and is tweeting about politics
- Gus is a dweeb who loves going to Waffle House
- Lane Kiffin is Joey Freshwater. Nuff said
- Kirby has a bowl cut and goes insane on the sideline
- Eli Drinkwitz loses his mind over a 3* recruit, and also looks like a weirdo
- Sam Pittman loves saying yesssssssirrr
- Will Muschamp has serious anger issues
- Jeremy Pruitt doesn’t know what asparagus is and also has serious anger issues
- Dan Mullen drinks Bud Light Lime and makes you cringe
- 100% chance Jimbo is a cocaine addict
Mason and Stoops are the only somewhat normal ones
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 5:27 pm
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Posted on 2/6/20 at 6:46 pm to diddlydawg7
Posted on 2/6/20 at 6:56 pm to diddlydawg7
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 6:58 pm
Posted on 2/6/20 at 6:58 pm to diddlydawg7
Looks like a pretty solid group.
SEC stacked,other conferences screwed..
SEC stacked,other conferences screwed..
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:10 pm to diddlydawg7
I know you just did head coaches but just gonna leave Beaux out?
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:16 pm to diddlydawg7
2001 was probably the best crop of coaches ever:
Phillip Fulmer - Tennessee
Steve Spurrier - Florida
Nick Saban - LSU
Lou Holtz - South Carolina
Mark Richt - Georgia
David Cutcliffe - Ole Miss
Dennis Franchione - Alabama
Houston Nutt - Arkansas
Tommy Tuberville - Auburn
Jackie Sherrill - Mississippi State
Guy Morriss - Kentucky
Woody Widenhofer - Vanderbilt
Were you even born then?
Phillip Fulmer - Tennessee
Steve Spurrier - Florida
Nick Saban - LSU
Lou Holtz - South Carolina
Mark Richt - Georgia
David Cutcliffe - Ole Miss
Dennis Franchione - Alabama
Houston Nutt - Arkansas
Tommy Tuberville - Auburn
Jackie Sherrill - Mississippi State
Guy Morriss - Kentucky
Woody Widenhofer - Vanderbilt
Were you even born then?
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:34 pm to ForeverGator
No
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:37 pm to diddlydawg7
Jimbo is definitely on coke.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:54 pm to diddlydawg7
Nick Saban is Nick Satan or Midget
Kirby Smart is Bowlcut or The Closer
Jeremy Pruitt is some version of Dickhead or Jeremy Bluitt
Mike Leach is The Pirate
Lane Kiffen is Joey Freshwater or Joseph Pondwater
Dan Mullen is Cuck or The Cock Whisperer
Coach O is Shrimp Boat Captain or Ba Ba (?)
Muschamp is Boom
Sam Pittman is the Pitt Boss
Jimbo Fisher is Jumbo
Kirby Smart is Bowlcut or The Closer
Jeremy Pruitt is some version of Dickhead or Jeremy Bluitt
Mike Leach is The Pirate
Lane Kiffen is Joey Freshwater or Joseph Pondwater
Dan Mullen is Cuck or The Cock Whisperer
Coach O is Shrimp Boat Captain or Ba Ba (?)
Muschamp is Boom
Sam Pittman is the Pitt Boss
Jimbo Fisher is Jumbo
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:04 pm to diddlydawg7
Stoops is the coach next door.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:19 pm to diddlydawg7
Don’t worry. Mason won’t be around much longer.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:20 pm to diddlydawg7
Need to get Miles in there somewhere. Maybe even get Miles to Vandy and Gundy to Kentucky.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:25 pm to TigerLunatik
I need Miles and Gundy in the SEC damnit
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:26 pm to Hailstate15
Even if they were arch rivals, could it beat Kiffen and Leach?
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:29 pm to TigerLunatik
Yes indeed it could. Damnit Gundy at Bama with Les at Auburn. Make. It. Happen.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:41 pm to diddlydawg7
Mark Stoops was busy brushing his teeth with beer on the postgame call in show interview after UK whipped Virginia Tech in the Belk Bowl. What a fricking champ.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:42 pm to UKWildcats
Stoops is the tits. Hope yall are able to keep him for a while.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:46 am to diddlydawg7
Just wait until Les Myles replaces Mason 2021...LOL
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:53 am to E.Hubble
quote:
Nick Saban is Nick Satan or Midget
Kirby Smart is Bowlcut or The Closer
Jeremy Pruitt is some version of Dickhead or Jeremy Bluitt
Mike Leach is The Pirate
Lane Kiffen is Joey Freshwater or Joseph Pondwater
Dan Mullen is Cuck or The Cock Whisperer
Coach O is a National Championship winning coach
Muschamp is Boom
Sam Pittman is the Pitt Boss
Jimbo Fisher is Jumbo
O morphed into title winning coach from shrimp boat captain/Ogre.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 10:03 am to diddlydawg7
This is some of your best work yet.
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