'Bama Claus

Here comes ‘Bama Claus

Here comes ‘Bama Claus
Here comes ‘Bama Claus
Right on ESPN
And the committee with Paul Finebaum

Are goin’ to let them in.
Bells are ringin’, Finebaum singin’
All is merry and bright
So forget your schedule and strength of record
‘Cause ‘Bama Claus comes tonight

Here comes ‘Bama Claus
Here comes ‘Bama Claus
Right on ESPN
He’s got a bag that’s filled with games
That they don’t have to win.
Tua playing, sprained his ankle,
Oh what a horrible sight,
But the SEC is the best there’ll be
‘Cause ‘Bama Claus comes tonight

Here comes ‘Bama Claus
Here comes ‘Bama Claus
Right on ESPN
He’ll come around when the picks come out,
It’s playoff time again
They don’t ride with the rest of y’all
They just follow the light
So let’s forget who won their conference
‘Cause ‘Bama Claus comes tonight

Here comes ‘Bama Claus
Here comes ‘Bama Claus
Right on ESPN
And the committee with Paul Finebaum
Goin’ to let them in.
Bells are ringin’, Finebaum singin’
All is merry and bright
So forget your schedule and strength of record
‘Cause ‘Bama Claus comes tonight